Cybereagles

Big uppercut thrown at the EPL by Oga Boss Al Cityhad.

Saudi can never and will never be more than a golden handshake in the twilight of careers. Were they to usurp the Royals and Republicans for all the Endricks and Vinnies to come, it would barely ripple the waters. Sans secularization, the highly propagandised hype machine cannot be switched on to an...

Ding. End of round 500. Chaps, touch gloves, embrace, it’s done. Surely not another thread full of pointless pictures and emoji laden posts. There’s only so many times the same joke can be told and draw a roar of laughter. Fellas, switch the grown folk on, if only for the close season.

Football derived revenue was the whimsical line used when the ECJ came calling about dodgy tax relief and state loans. Stood up in court for about as long as Wilder did vs Zhilei Zhang in the fifth. It is what it is. Endrick or is it Jimmy, in for 50 odd at 16. Business. That’s two Gakpos and a port...

And at the top of the hierarchy, the impact on the psychology of their opponent staring across the ring to see Real in the red corner. All composure lost. Conviction, abandoned. How any team, at the highest level, concede two-thirds of possession, 33 shots on goal and emerges unscathed, is beyond th...

Iiiiiiiiiiiiigwe!!!!

Mbappe rolling in on James Ibori salary. Endrick, casually procured for 50, possibly 60 million. Signed, sealed, delivered. Iiiiiiiiigwe!!!!!

Well done Madrid. Purpose. Plan. Intention. Execution. Just as Man City collected fullbacks, Madrid have quietly, albeit loud to the bank manager, collected a gluttony of attacking gold. Bullion. To Championship Jude Bellingham comes Endrick (who could go either way,), calculated gamble, very ample ...

Was that David Alaba with Kroos there?

Courtesy of?…Championship. Jude. Bellingham.

Kroos range.

Rinse and repeat. The out-ball to the willing runner, as it was in the beginning, is now and shall be forever. Real, p*ss poor for the bulk of it, Operation Run Vinny Run, fully engaged.

Rudiger.

Babalawo only get going from a losing position. Dortmund aren’t playing to script. Irony.

Real Babalawo doing Babalawo things.

What’s the matter at hand here? As Mufasa of the Lion Camp, wasn’t Brys his appointment?

Jadon “Jamaica” Sancho. It was written, or rather, transcribed, base pairings and codons. Rum and Red Bull. He’ll be slamming Dominos and Debbie’s before extra time. Beenie-manning his way to Marseille “wey all di topshotta dem dey pon da gully side”. Racist, nonsense, 4 black friends and counting. ...

Sky Sports erroneously reporting Oga Boss’ purchase of a then 16 year old Endrick as £51.4M. Patience? Patience Uzokwor.

^to answer the question in one word, Greatness, the pursuit of which evolves from ambition to affliction.

Nonsense.

Diet Pep G. Slowly the net is closing in on quadruple Ogbuefi. Rumours abound Brighton have sent word out to the Professional Professor of the Sciences, Antonius Publius Pulis, Caesar of Caesars. If so, it’s over.

^Foden overrated?

Next season will be a scramble for the sacred geometry of the beautiful game. He that maketh the box, maketh the path to all possibilities.

Good tactical battle. City, much like against Tottenham, have shown a real vulnerability to teams compact in the middle whilst maintaining wide outlets. Ironically, the shape is not too far removed from that Ragnick envisioned during his Frankensteinian tenure. McTominey as a defensive forward/press...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ball over.
Ball over who?
Ball over the backline with Alejandro steaming in you tapas eating tart. Bosh!