Cybereagles

EFL Jude Bells, ringing them louder than ever en La Paella.

Championship Jude Bellingham. Birmingham City 41 games, 4 goals. Die Bundes 92 games, 12 goals. La Paella? 25 games, 17 goals. In one season, not yet complete, EFL Jude Bellingham has exceed his domestic league career total. Embarrassing. If one is to indulge the playground parlance of easy peasy. S...

^the purist form of cowardice.

City wouldn’t want a revved up Sky Blues. And United will be a freak event.

Coventry have previous from the spot. If not mistaken, their Burnaboy stunt double loves a high, wide and handsome.

^What manner of man, R.Kellys and Gary Glitters aside, keeps a bottomless pit of photos of another man’s childhood? Particular emphasis on pre-pubescent childhood. Very, very concerning. They’re all posts in jest till a laptop get seized. Then they're the red flags all ignored.

^Get in there and f**king gerr’on with it! Whether it’s Casemiro or Cafe Nero, the tackles should be no less full-blooded, the aerial duels met with gusty and 50/50s met at full speed, studs skirting the borders of legality. It’s an FA Cup final, the injuries are irrelevant. Three toast, double baco...

Eureka moment. The scientific breakthrough. Anatomy of a gadfly. Psychology of a pariah: Curse Theory 1. The curse of Pep Guardiola for presumed anti-Africanism vs Samuel Eto'o and Yaya Toure. 2. The curse of Jurgen Klopp for anti-Africanism evidenced in his belittling of the AfCON. 3. The curse of ...

1. The curse of Pep Guardiola for presumed anti-Africanism vs Samuel Eto'o and Yaya Toure. 2. The curse of Jurgen Klopp for anti-Africanism evidenced in his belittling of the AfCON. 3. The curse of dear Beloved, ASB, attention seeking behaviour. A. Man City win the league. Curse 2 and 3 were conjur...

Dem never dash Cole Penalty?

City cannot win this game. The goose is cooked. Only an Axel Disastersi can save them.

Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:04 pm who signed Jackson ?

Epic Records. They signed all 5 of them.

The further the game goes on, the further it slips away from the Blue corner and tilts towards the…Blue corner.

Put it all on Ben Chilwell and whatever’s left on Mudryk. Neither in the line up, odds longer than Pippen’s arms.

The face tells a thousand tales. In the shootout, it tells the future. Look at Bentaleb’s facial expressions, not once did he look at his opponent, big puff of the cheeks, “just shoot between the sticks and hope for the best”. Those seconds in the lead up to the strike are akin to the boxers stare d...

^Because the new guard are merely holding fort till the Generals return. None of them can afford to buy the medals nor do they have the polish to have them sparkle. The game is rigged in that respect. Preservation of the status quo with admission to that cabal coming at the most princely of ransoms....

Re: Penalty shootouts, composure and common sense wins them, stupidity does the opposite. Anything other than the ball in the corner is anything but gambit.

^Written a 4-page letter to a certain “online establishment” regarding a wager on Rudiger and Carvahal, either/or to score the winning goal. It’s not clearly stated that a decisive strike in a penalty shootout falls beyond the boundaries of the bet. This omission from their in-play option might cost...

Ancelotti’s eyebrow was on the 7th floor of a 12 storey building. At that point it became clear he’d already seen the ending. Rewind to last season’s contest, the very same eyebrow was higher than Icarus on methamphetamine.

There’s reading and there’s comprehension. Oceans between the two islands.

One hanging on for dear life, the other doing their best Liverpool impersonation. 30 shots and counting. Surely a record for most shots on goal by a losing team. If they don’t do it in 30, they’ll lose it on pens.

Haaland. Another meaning match, another disappearing act.

Too many Gringos not enough Generals. English club off to Germany, lineup full of bicycle riding Central Europeans. Had disaster written all over it. Takes an Englishman to know the meaning of such a match up. Easy to put the blame of Saka, even more so with certain flavours of the months in store. ...

Bierschenke it is.

Guardiola: Ollie Watkins, Ollie Watkins, my kingdom for an Ollie Watkins. Been there. Done it. Best of British.