Cybereagles

De Zerbi. In. Pochettino to Bayern, 2 year contract.

Bombs away Biggles. Gareth will stumble upon a 4-4-2/4-4-1-1 with all the shapeshifting splendour of the Ichchhadhari Nag. Form and injury will see Trent in for Walker, inverting to sit besides Declan Rock of Ages. Saka wide right. Prince Philip of Windsor Dennis Bergkamping off Harrison Ogbuagu Kan...

Dunk had a disastrous innings last time out. Hard to see him being given another chance. Grealish, Maddison, Toney, Quansah, Trafford. Though Southgate unlikely to take so many new faces. Wharton is probably out. Grealish in on experience. Eze and Gordon battling for the last space.

Context. On the international stage, Bowen can’t play up top for England. And won’t bench any of the wide forward prospects. Yes, he’s a decent player but most likely behind Ollie Watkins and Saka, Foden, Gordon in the wide areas. One would go as far as saying Eze would be ahead of him out wide too....

@Tx, two words. Agincourt. John, Duke of Bourbon. Mine’s a scotch if you’re asking. Neat.

Onyeuzoh Watkins may take the left.

Ebubedike Okosisi Eze, will be on the plane, train or automobile. He is the closest thing Gareth Softgate has to Sterling, his once upon a time, regular go to. It would be ludicrous not to take him, versatility is another factor. Jarrod Bowen is the Andy Johnson/Kevin Philips of now. Absolutely not ...

Ebubedike Chukwu Eze in the provisional squad. Make it happen Gaz, give the country what it’s asking for. Our very own Eric Easy E, born in the Queens Park, made in the Championship. With Rashford and Grealish off the boil, the ready made replacement (of sorts) Eze ready and able to ascend the thron...

Excellently executed. All five fingers fully extended, palm cupped to create the vacuum. Perfectly planted mid ear, phalanges to the occiput. Definitely did some damage.

More for Bon Jovi but grew partial to Jurgen’s Guns and Roses. Go well German. Think it’s Die Mannschaft or Emeritus.

@Ssebo, each victory only entices new enemies and lessens the fire in the belly of the battle-hardened. City were taken to the wire, relied on individual brilliance more than team mechanics on many occasions this season. The once impenetrable defence was breached more times than ever. De Bruyne's br...

@Africanus, have piled the barbe mile high with pork sausages. Will leave them smouldering overnight and cremate the c****!

Stranger than fiction, an emoji-free post without needless derogation and sexual references. Sensibility for a change. Back to talking football, the national language of Cyberia. There is decency, all be it temporal in the depths of the Danfo. Some valid points in the post. It’s next season or a ret...

Sleaky72 wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2024 5:41 pm Tottenham
Fulham
West Ham.

So much for someone and his predictions of Ham.

It was all our own. Evidently. Word from the abattoir, all the Ham was halal and not a pinch of it pork.

Daoud “Shahada” Moyesh. No wonder why the Golds cleared him out.

Handball. F VAR! Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Soucek. Ball in the net.

Corner West Ham.

First setpiece for the Hammers. Goal. @Africanus. Throw-ins and corners. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: Let's go!!! I am heading out to get the Adobo! :thumbs: :thumbs: instead of summoning the kiddie fiddler like whispering Candyman into the mirror and switching the lights off, do your part. Fry up th...

Vlad Coufal, secret weapon? Long throws. Play for a throw-in deep on the right.

Can someone put a muzzle on this coach fella for the sake of Arsenal. Dudes a bloody jinx. Fack! Just spewing bad energy and luck … Chief zip it for just one hour … I plead .. Grow. Up. DD won’t respond to the wolf whistle till full-time. Till then, it’s pulled pork and scratchings. @Africanus, it’...

The big galoot missing sitters. Predictably. Will say it again, City need a 3 goal cushion. Anything less, Daoud may revert to the rosary.

First setpiece for the Hammers. Goal. @Africanus. Throw-ins and corners.