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Excellently executed. All five fingers fully extended, palm cupped to create the vacuum. Perfectly planted mid ear, phalanges to the occiput. Definitely did some damage.

More for Bon Jovi but grew partial to Jurgen’s Guns and Roses. Go well German. Think it’s Die Mannschaft or Emeritus.

@Ssebo, each victory only entices new enemies and lessens the fire in the belly of the battle-hardened. City were taken to the wire, relied on individual brilliance more than team mechanics on many occasions this season. The once impenetrable defence was breached more times than ever. De Bruyne's br...

@Africanus, have piled the barbe mile high with pork sausages. Will leave them smouldering overnight and cremate the c****!

Stranger than fiction, an emoji-free post without needless derogation and sexual references. Sensibility for a change. Back to talking football, the national language of Cyberia. There is decency, all be it temporal in the depths of the Danfo. Some valid points in the post. It’s next season or a ret...

Sleaky72 wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2024 5:41 pm Tottenham
Fulham
West Ham.

So much for someone and his predictions of Ham.

It was all our own. Evidently. Word from the abattoir, all the Ham was halal and not a pinch of it pork.

Daoud “Shahada” Moyesh. No wonder why the Golds cleared him out.

Handball. F VAR! Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Soucek. Ball in the net.

Corner West Ham.

First setpiece for the Hammers. Goal. @Africanus. Throw-ins and corners. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: Let's go!!! I am heading out to get the Adobo! :thumbs: :thumbs: instead of summoning the kiddie fiddler like whispering Candyman into the mirror and switching the lights off, do your part. Fry up th...

Vlad Coufal, secret weapon? Long throws. Play for a throw-in deep on the right.

Can someone put a muzzle on this coach fella for the sake of Arsenal. Dudes a bloody jinx. Fack! Just spewing bad energy and luck … Chief zip it for just one hour … I plead .. Grow. Up. DD won’t respond to the wolf whistle till full-time. Till then, it’s pulled pork and scratchings. @Africanus, it’...

The big galoot missing sitters. Predictably. Will say it again, City need a 3 goal cushion. Anything less, Daoud may revert to the rosary.

First setpiece for the Hammers. Goal. @Africanus. Throw-ins and corners.

elerineye wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2024 4:08 pm We have been so nervous.

Camera showed Arsene Wenger in the booth, ‘guest of honour’. Not at all surprised. Boys relaxed, reminded they’ve already cleared 4th place.

Doku has switched on his super saiyan. Unplayable at the moment.

@Scipio, it’s 2 with plenty of time remaining. Rumours rife that David was asking to be called “Daoud” in the pre-match presser. Converted to Islam. Strictly turkey bacon alhamdilalah.

Yep!

City will need the daylight of 3 or 4 or the pig will prove itself wild boar.

The HAM will full into a back five with Emerson and Chilwell working the left hand-side. They’ll be moved around a bit and miss some of JB’s energy on the counter but cometh the hour, cometh the man mountain. Big Mick, dumplings, ackee and salt fish breakfast. Guinness stout to wash it down. Fueled ...

In the words of Hilel the Elder, “if not now then when?”. In the empire of the Emirati, Oleksandr “onwards Xtian soldier” bludgeoned his way to immortality in the name of the good book. And Beloved, the one true faith (*does the sign of the cross). The waters’ too deep they said. No bother, we’ll wa...

Usyk toppling Tyson. David and Goliath. Moyes’ first name? David. Written in the stars. No Jarrod Bowen, no bother, Emerson further forward, big Mick Antonio up top and up for it. Jimmy “Magic” Wand-Prowse brought down 30 yards from goal. Pim! @Africanus, 3 letter word that follows West? They gorged...