Cybereagles

Precious point for Emeribe. Will rue the misses. Big Crystal Palace at Fort Selhurst, ye shalt not pass. Oliver Cromwell Glasner. Magic Johnny Mateta. Abracadabra. No favours from the Saladins. Nothing but luncheon meat on the china tomorrow. Tapas? B*llocks to that you bent paella! Two words, Bacon.

Jumping Jehoshaphat!

Had this one down for 4-2 on one slip and a Liverpool win in the flutter. Tomorrow, pork loin, hock, gammon steak with cranberry jam. Beef galantine? Hardly, boar. Wild and ravenous. The curse of Ham. 4-3. Capping off the accumulator with Raith (11/5) triumphing over Partick and outside bet, the Spa...

This Moussa Diaby fella went from Weah to Wreh in the space of 3 touches. Interesting.

Veracity? Surely it’s the endpoint product of Teenage dot com misadventure. Kroos, Modric and Casimero were the Xavi, Iniesta and Busquets of their time. Arguably one of, if not the best midfield trios in the business. Most likely a United fan struggling with their irrelevance. If genuine, says more...

The lengths Flipfloptimus Prime is going to. United beaten at home, title race taken to the last day, “but, but, you didn’t avenge a beating from the antiquities” . The pursuit of relevance has led many to the front room of ridiculousness. Whatever next, a trip to Kris Jenner’s meat market for a pai...

City will be taken deeper into Hades than Orpheus in pursuit of Eurydice. In the cups, maybe, but in the league, the THS has been a colosseum too far for Guardiola’s gladiators. Tuesday will be no different.

The curse of HAM.

Two words. TottenHAM. Pork belly. Baby back ribs. Smoked hock.

Coach wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:18 pm Bola Casimero. When it’s cooked. It’s cooked.

Again. When it’s cooked. It’s cooked.

Fortitude.

WC 94 was 30 years ago. There’s no amount of comparative nostalgia that will save Brazil today. Were the World Cup tomorrow, the first top rank European side they encounter, will more than likely discipline them. Thoroughly.

Phase 2. Complete. The curse of Ham. I’m

Looking at United’s lineup. Good. Heavens. The bench, unbelievable. A whole Manchester United. How did it come to this?

The slaughter of Old Mancunia.

Tim Werner. Danny Kulesevki. Bobby Charlison. Plenty pork left. Curse of Ham.

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”. @Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clot...

^Second tier European side living off old glories. At the game they so desperately desire to emulate, they’re as bootleg as Shanghai iPhone.

^Triple Ogbuefi on FIFA Street

Case of the Ex. Callum Hudson-Odogwu. Penalty Palmer to the rescue?

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 6:26 pm Forest have missed the most unbelievable chances this season. Tap ins all a dem!

Therein lies the problem, not the easiness of the chance rather the variety. Get the ball off the deck and up in the air for Big Chris Wood. Anything 6 foot and more. Lumberjack. Timberrrrrr!!!!!

Caicedo looking much more Moses in the midfield sans Fernandez. Coincidence?

@Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip. City have fallen right into the trap.

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:26 pm Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.