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Was that Son asking to swap shirts with Gakpo? Unbelievable.

Bob. Saka. 1st Division. 1st Infantry.

Sleaky72 wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 3:04 pm Coach.
Cole Palmer scores again and says “put some respect on my name”

La position s’il vous plait? As was said, the right wing is Bob Saka’s. The hole? Anybody’s.

Not a penny punt. But if anyone could pull it off, it’s David-o.

80/1 on a draw. 400/1 on the Hammers pulling off the comeback. Sunday afternoon, 3 pints of lager, 1 pack of dry roasted, 2 packs of cheese and onion crisps. Walkers. £22.10. Obligatory. Religion. All tithed on the Hammers turning it around? Winnings £8840. Choices.

The deck chairs are out, the candy floss is plump and plentiful. Brighton and the whole of Hove are skinny dipping off the pier. It’s done. And yet far from over. TottenHAM. FulHAM. West HAM. 2:173 Ye shalt not eat the flesh of swine. 3 portions on the horizon. None shall be consumed. 9 points? Haram.

Foden has been a standout performer for City. Arguably their most consistent player, alongside Rodri. The pair are alone in their legitimate claim to having maintained if not improved upon their performance last season. De Bruyne given the exception due to injury. The Gospel is well deserving of its...

Congratulations Real Madrid. 36th La Liga title. Championship Jude Bellingham grabbed his 18th league goal from centre-mid on the day Birmingham were relegated. Sliding doors.

The curse of ham will befall Guardiola. FulHAM. TottenHAM. West HAM. It is written. Pork will be served throughout Mesopotamia.

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 1:48 pm They take off Trossard for the frustration merchant named Martinelli

Two goals up at home. Common-sense. Were he rattled in the dying embers, the cry would’ve been “why did he keep him on”.

Bukayo Penalty Palmer strikes.

Pop the cherry 4 or 5 times.

Kim was trying to invoke his inner Jong Un and in the process was more Basinger than anything else. Open all hours.

Madness from Kim.

Beyond witchcraft.

How Real are able to escape from such onslaughts unscathed defies all reason. Munich have thrown more hands than E.Honda. Nothing given.

Couldn’t make it up. Skysports interviewing Caicedo and Nicholas Jackson on Pochettino’s first season and emphasised both endorsing the incumbent. Had Jackson had a conversion rate to the left of the decimal point, it wouldn’t have been a topic for discussion.

Not too long ago they were singing the song of Samurai Sam and Curtis Jamaica Jones. Much like the rest of ‘em, all have proven themselves to be as “lady o” as the hit line from Fela Kuti’s classic. Nonsense.

Honorable Bob Saka, OBE. North London Derby, no bother. Graft. Ran his socks off in both directions. Tore Benjamin a brand new one. And to think, some are of the impression the right flank for the Lions is anything other than assured. If Southgate swallows the hysteria, he’ll do so to the cliff’s ed...

Another Konate. Look forward to his roasting at the Emirates.

City will have to run King Kev and Bernie Silva by name, gold by nature into the ground. The likes of gentleman Jack and Adama Doku not yet reliable.

City leaning heavily on the ropes. Robin Hood. Sherwood Forest.

Not an issue. Going for 4-2.