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Case of the Ex. Callum Hudson-Odogwu. Penalty Palmer to the rescue?

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 6:26 pm Forest have missed the most unbelievable chances this season. Tap ins all a dem!

Therein lies the problem, not the easiness of the chance rather the variety. Get the ball off the deck and up in the air for Big Chris Wood. Anything 6 foot and more. Lumberjack. Timberrrrrr!!!!!

Caicedo looking much more Moses in the midfield sans Fernandez. Coincidence?

@Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip. City have fallen right into the trap.

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:26 pm Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.

All going to plan. Set piece. Set menu. Gammon steak, pork chops, salted pork belly. Two words. Bobby Reid.

Yep.

Bold attacking lineup from FulHAM. Silva’s brought out all the bacon.

Gammon.

Poch’s flirting with Bayern. Simple.

Double up the bacon and triple the sausage. Fulham 11/1. No ifs, ands or buts. Going in large. How large? Big. How big? Andy Carroll!

Two words. Willian the Conqueror.

Lunch time kickoff. Bacon rashers, sausage, gammon, black pudding. FulHAM. Not a croissant in sight. Skyr? Get outta’skyr, naim’sayin for real. The curse of Ham. FulHAM. TottenHAM. West HAM. Luckiest zodiac signs in the Chinese year of the Dragon (2024)? The Pig aka Saveloy, Lincolnshire, Cumberland...

@Ssebo, the problem with debating with Generation TikTok is, the clock within the cortices does anything but tick or tock. The hands are frozen at whatever o’clock, at a comprehension age of 13 at best. A Peter Pan syndrome of sorts. If one looks beneath the layers of their argument, the familiar fo...

Most of those forwards are used to playing on the wings. If this team makes the WC, they might go all the way. No chance. Brazil are finished. Up against any of Europe’s elite, they’ll be smashed. Simply put, they’re not good enough at the pragmatic Eurocentric game they embrace. Would wager, hands...

Kabalega wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 7:01 pm UK folks why was this legislation limited to such a narrow age group? And why exclude boys?

Very, very strange occurrences take place behind the walls of officialdom. Were the legislation less limited many a scribe would be poisoned by their own ink.

@Ssebo, the “of profile” designation doesn’t imply a Balon D’Orer rather one recognisable enough to have star appeal to teens in the noughties. Not many would be intrigued by a potbellied, absent necked, polo shirt sporting Uncle, unlike their counterparts elsewhere. Likely attributes: - UK born or ...

Unlikely to be a cross-border case, narrowing down the suspects. Rewinding two decades, the accused would need to have been a person of profile, most likely a recognisable professional player at that point. A simple process of subtraction narrows it down even further. @Uncle Uganda, you’re well off ...

Corrupt for blowing the whistle having assumed the linesman competent to do his job? Why the furore over this incident and nothing over Nacho’s “interaction” with Kimmich. Players have been sent off for much less.

Will say it again, the Eastern bloccers seldom travel well. Georgiy Sudakov, Sudocrem or whatever he wants to call himself, can have all the talent in the world. England is somewhat isolating for the sons of Stalin. Another 100M outlay for sh*t tattoos and post-match pressers with subtitles. Two wor...

For all posterity Rafa will remain a “champions league winning manager”. Partial to Warnock’s less informal punditry, but outside of the TikTok bots, no one cares nor will they etch this beneath the stone carvings that read Benitez UCL Winner in whatever year. Even fewer will care for the estranged ...

@Tx, the introduction of Kim didn’t yield the impact envisioned. Kimmich had been ridden raw and needed more than help. He needed respite. Granted PSG are unlike Madrid and Mbappe unlike Vinicius, but both shift the focus to the contralateral flank to open up the ipsi. At one point Real went full sc...

Had the ref not blown, ignored the linesman and allowed play to continue, would VAR not have intervened after the action? Much like goal line technology, there will come a time, not too distant, where the linesman is a thing of old, replaced by pitch side motion detectors beaming up data to Scotties...

@Mazi, au contraire mon frere. Brigadier Bombs away Harrison Ogbunigwe done exactly as asked. “We” didn’t want a Munich Putsch on our Beloved Wembley Way. They’ve tried it once before and had 7 bells knocked out of them. On land, sea and sky. Madrid are more than welcome, they know how their bread’s...

For all the intricacies of the modern game, the master key remains, when it matters most, get the ball out wide to the whippet and have him fly at the fullback. As it was in the age of Andrei Kanchelskis, so it shall be henceforth. Yes, there’s some body work done on the inside, a few leading lefts ...