Cybereagles

This looks like one of those games we won’t win… Unfortunately, I expect you guys to win this one. If you were playing against a mature team, you'd be at least 2 goals behind! Gernacho, for example, is a child who thinks football is all about running and twisting. if he had a bit more maturity, it ...

Arsenal is afraid of United's C team? Kaii! See cowards camping in their 18

I do not think Amad should be playing for United. I dont think he is at the level United need to compete.'

BUT, AMAD IS BETTER THAN ANTONY! WTFF!??? I dey watch the kid and he is better than that thing they paid 100m for

balo wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 4:31 pm If I was a Man U fan, I would be seething with that goal. Too easy.

I just saw your line up. Are you guys not fighting relegation so? No way that team is better than Luton or Burnley .. how did you guys get to this?

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”. @Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clo...

This Is What Failure Looks Like In Human Form

Coach wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:42 pm ^Second tier European side living off old glories. At the game they so desperately desire to emulate, they’re as bootleg as Shanghai iPhone.

Hong Kong Shehuan? Bristolbury pie! Talk about Lancashire and Middlesbrough? Oh! No! must be a scouse fish and chips

i see the racoons ran out of the thread when the score changed.

Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 7:39 pm

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You aint missing much. Mr. Adwoa, as usual, is stinking up the forum

Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 3:47 pm

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 3:08 pm

bobo don go bed early morning

I dey tell you! The pain reach e soul

Coach wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 4:12 pm @Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip.

In the Yorkshire bread and jam?

The weeping b1tch got dropped.

There is no such thing as "NHS tax" (I can tell you do not live in England). The cost of living is high in London . £1 million (which is chicken change to an elite professional footballer) would buy a 6 bedroom detached house in the Manchester suburbs. That would not even buy a 1 bedroom ...

pindal123 wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 8:12 am Why are Boniface and Tella not called up regularly in the national Team?
Especially Tella! He has only 1 cap so far!

Is he ready to share his match bonus?

United, over to you.

Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 2:06 pm times 4 eh? how is the GD now?

lets allow the b4stards celebrate their GD at their parade.

Coach wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:43 pm

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:26 pm Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.

We are waiting for it. Choked Tit. Choked TITle. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Arsenal

Coach wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:07 pm All going to plan. Set piece. Set menu. Gammon steak, pork chops, salted pork belly. Two words. Bobby Reid.

Five words - Did Not Go To Plan.

Coach wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 12:00 pm Bold attacking lineup from FulHAM. Silva’s brought out all the bacon.

Gammon.

And stuffed it right into you Lancashire mouth.

Double up the bacon and triple the sausage. Fulham 11/1. No ifs, ands or buts. Going in large. How large? Big. How big? Andy Carroll! Two words. Willian the Conqueror. Prince William of Princess Diana? Conquered by Toad in a Hole? Not a very small hole, innit? Lancashire? No, I say! Yorkshire Carli...