Housewife palava !!!

Rogba · Post by **Rogba** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 5:43 am

Subject: The Housewife

A housewife realising that the housemaid had
started behaving funny
decided to engage her one morning:
Madam: Chinyere why u dey behave anyhow these days
abi u dey craze self?
E be like say u no wan know ya mate for this house
again o. U carry craze
for head? Abi face no dey fear face for ya
village?
Chinyere: Look at you, which kind wife wey u be?
Afterall my food dey
sweet pass ur own....
Madam: Ehn who told you, u cook better than i do?
Chinyere: Oga now..
Madam: Lord have mercy. Papa Nkechi is coming to
meet me in this house...
Na war between me and am today. Oooh no wonder...
I dey suspect since...
Chinyere: That's not all, I'm even better than u
in bed..
Madam: Yeepa.. I'm finished. So... Who told u such
thing?
Chinyere: The driver
Madam: Uhmm Chi baby, Chinyerry Chinlosky..come
here ehn... Good girl.
Abeg no let Oga hear that one. OK....

Riche007 · Post by **Riche007** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:04 am

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:12 am

oyek · Post by **oyek** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:38 am

Yeparipa

tim · Post by **tim** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:43 am

I go die OOOO!!!!!!

shaq · Post by **shaq** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:44 am

funny...

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 7:17 am

a classic example of the stove calling the pot black

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:04 am

whalahi, una go make man pass out

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:05 am

KIZONZO wrote:whalahi, una go make man pass out

i get water for hia

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:14 am

yaro my brother, i don 4get say na "me-ruwa" job u dey do .

scholl · Post by **scholl** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:23 am

nice

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:38 am

KIZONZO wrote:yaro my brother, i don 4get say na "me-ruwa" job u dey do .

well done, so me i be wata boy abi

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:43 am

yaro, i swear i don see you dey hawk water b4. Be proud of your profession, even if the thing no get ethics

The YeyeMan · Post by **The YeyeMan** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:50 am

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:54 am

KIZONZO wrote:yaro, i swear i don see you dey hawk water b4. Be proud of your profession, even if the thing no get ethics

ye bo gbe see as you dey tu ashiri mi sita,i go catch you, you know say i know say........

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:59 am

yaro maiwayo wrote:
KIZONZO wrote:yaro, i swear i don see you dey hawk water b4. Be proud of your profession, even if the thing no get ethics
ye bo gbe see as you dey tu ashiri mi sita,i go catch you, you know say i know say........

so YARO you still never 4get those small yoruba words wey u learn when u dey do gateman 4 Lagos. Kai, those days were funny with u listening to the bbc hausa service on ur small transistor rado.

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:11 am

KIZONZO wrote:
yaro maiwayo wrote:
KIZONZO wrote:yaro, i swear i don see you dey hawk water b4. Be proud of your profession, even if the thing no get ethics
ye bo gbe see as you dey tu ashiri mi sita,i go catch you, you know say i know say........
so YARO you still never 4get those small yoruba words wey u learn when u dey do gateman 4 Lagos. Kai, those days were funny with u listening to the bbc hausa service on ur small transistor rado.

i remember now, when u dey call me mola, but se u still dey do your vulcanizer job, because that time you bin dey wait make your biz pick up

Motown · Post by **Motown** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:13 am

Una dey make my saturday evening o, that was a classic.

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:14 am

nice one there, but Thank God now as i don buy 43 % shares for bridgestone tires

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:20 am

KIZONZO wrote:nice one there, but Thank God now as i don buy 43 % shares for bridgestone tires

O 43% of the shares in the ajegule district, i am happy for you

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:33 am

YARO, i know how you feel; but don't worry, my 43 % share in AJ city no go affect your girlfriends (sikira and taofikat) wey dey there. They are still too raz for me

yaro maiwayo · Post by **yaro maiwayo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:35 am

KIZONZO wrote:YARO, i know how you feel; but don't worry, my 43 % share in AJ city no go affect your girlfriends (sikira and taofikat) wey dey there. They are still too raz for me

well done, you don yab me so tey i just dey think of my life

KIZONZO · Post by **KIZONZO** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:38 am

haba yaro, how i go yab you. Don't 4get say that your pic just dey like chief tormentor for outer space. It's saturday night anyways; man dey go a few spots 2night. ciao