Cybereagles

bk-one wrote:Southern Africa's got this

Hardlife Zvirekwi, Lawrence 'Sister Monica' Siyangaphi, Lovemore Rambo Chafunya , Mercedes Sibanda, Salad Machemba.....There is still more where those ones came from.

GK Mpangi Merikani
DF John Buana N'Galula
DF Abayi Kalau
DF Mbaki Makengo
DF Tshota Mutombo
DF Mansoni N'Gombo
DF Kolombo N'Kongolo
MF Lemba Basuala
MF Jacques Kinkomba Kingambo
MF Lutonadio
MF Tueba Menayane
MF Jean-Santos Muntubila
MF Mboté N'Dinga
FW Eugène Kabongo
FW Richard Mapuata N'Kiambi
FW Gaston Mobati
FW Monduone N'Kama

Zaire team to Maroc 88
Pure African names
Love those players

Nuno Espírito Santo (literally "Nuno Holy Spirit") might be the best one yet. I am loving Wolves' run in the EPL for that name alone.

A few others:

Bastian Schweinsteiger ("Sebastian The Pig Mounter")
Juan Mata ("Johnny Kill")
Marcos Rojo ("Mark Red")
Vicente del Bosque ("Vincent of the Forest")
Roberto Soldado ("Robert Soldier")
David Villa ("David Town")
Eden Hazard (no translation needed there!)

The hazard in Eden was the serpent...or Eve, depending on one’s philosophical slant.

Knowledge Musona(Zimbabwe)
Talent Chawapiwa(Zimbabwe)
Teenage Hadebe(Zimbabwe)
Matripples Muleya(Zimbabwe)
Toaster Nsabata(Zambia)

Knowledge, Talent and Teenage will be in action for Zimbabwe in the forthcoming African Cup of Nations.

Éder Militão

It just sounds like a ballers name. He reminds of the old Brazilian national teams especially names like Josimar and Junior.

Joseph Yobo
Daniel Akpeyi

Bamboo Yogo Yogo (From my secondary school).

Kudos to all those who attended secondary school. Some may take this for granted, but 54% of the people here refused to go to secondary school according to the statistics Lolly posted here a few weeks back. Some of them are even 72 years old now are are still rejecting any idea of post Awolowo free primary school education.

DNQ no good o

carlo valderramma
faustino asprilla
mudasiru lawal
tarila okorowanta
socrates
doctor khumalo
siphiwe tshabalala
tsepo masilela

No name will ever be as exotic as Jean Jacques Mise Mise. Sounds like a God damn cologne.

Flourish Sebastine
Gift Monday

Uwem Ekarika

Best Ogedengbe