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I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.

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clap for yourself
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opine wrote:clap for yourself
:rotf: :rotf: Beckham of all people :rotf:
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Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls

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Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.


:taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: How did you come up with that percentage? How did you get to 57% or 99%? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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osa wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls

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osa wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls
HAHAHA. I hope not. The SE has enough problems as it is.
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Abeg help me ask am oh...my own computation puts the certainty of SE beating Argentina at 65.25%
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Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.


:taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: How did you come up with that percentage? How did you get to 57% or 99%? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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osa wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls
With that quality of passing on tap, the players will step up, fo sho. Mehn that guy is a talent.

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nanijoe wrote:Abeg help me ask am oh...my own computation puts the certainty of SE beating Argentina at 65.25%
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Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.


:taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: How did you come up with that percentage? How did you get to 57% or 99%? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I dispute your numbers. You neglected some coefficients! 8-)

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THE BIGGESTMAN wrote:
osa wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls

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Come now, get ya mind out of di gutter. 8-)

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highbury wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.


:taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: How did you come up with that percentage? How did you get to 57% or 99%? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
By a very complex maths algorithm which I will patent and market after da WC. :woot: :woot:

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Scipio Africanus wrote:
osa wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls
With that quality of passing on tap, the players will step up, fo sho. Mehn that guy is a talent.
the guys technique is second to none

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Scipio Africanus wrote:
THE BIGGESTMAN wrote:
osa wrote:
Scipio Africanus wrote:I would be 99% certain of the SE beating Argentina. As of now I am only 57% certain that the SE will beat Argentina. Can you imagine someone able to deliver the ball into space or directly to the feet of Martins or Ike Uche, or even Yak's head in a dangerous area, with little warning? As opposed to the useless, short, sideways, telegraphed passing we have now. Chei!!!!

Argentina does not handle aerial attacks very well. To be honest, few teams do.
we dont have anyone to receive his balls

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Come now, get ya mind out of di gutter. 8-)
i dont even know how that can an innuendo ... some people sha...

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If we had a Beckhamesque player...

He'd have launched a His and Her Perfume (Yes, Perfume) range with wife Jenny "From the Block" Nnaji; have a body decorated in ink tributes to Benin's lost civilisation entwined around inscriptions reading the names of his seed: River, Onitsha and Okada (all names bearing reference to the place of conception).
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Coach wrote:If we had a Beckhamesque player...

He'd have launched a His and Her Perfume (Yes, Perfume) range with wife Jenny "From the Block" Nnaji; have a body decorated in ink tributes to Benin's lost civilisation entwined around enscriptions reading the names of his seed: River, Onitsha and Okada (all names bearing reference to the place of conception).
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tfco wrote:
Coach wrote:If we had a Beckhamesque player...

He'd have launched a His and Her Perfume (Yes, Perfume) range with wife Jenny "From the Block" Nnaji; have a body decorated in ink tributes to Benin's lost civilisation entwined around enscriptions reading the names of his seed: River, Onitsha and Okada (all names bearing reference to the place of conception).
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Emma Ekpo's crosses are top notch. I wonder why they never invite him.
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niyi wrote:Emma Ekpo's crosses are top notch. I wonder why they never invite him.
Someone please forward Mr. Ekpo's name to Lagerbeer with immediate alacrity!

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