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Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:23 pm
by tfco
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:40 pm
by Coach
38-24-44, on paper its read like a marvellously assembled mare, plenty up top and enough in the carriage for the horse and all its furlongs. And the going? good, not 'arf. In actuality, the numbers told the slenderest slice of the story, 38 years of age, 24 inch hip circumference and size 44 EUR shoes. Phenotypically, offspring of big foot and Caster Semenya. Taxi.
Statistics are the master of imaginations, the greatest truth ever lied. Of the many kilometres covered, how many were in the defensive phase? How many were in performing the thankless task of chasing the ball as its tiki-taka'd from left to right? How many KMs were expended covering for those admonished from defensive responsibility. Ozil is said to have covered over 11Kms in number of games and the universally accepted sobriquet is, lazy kraut. Le phase s'il vous plait.
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:47 pm
by cic old boy
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:42 pm
by tfco
One is a goal-hanger waiting for opportunities to pounce, the other works his bollocks off for his team. If you knew anything about the game, you'd know putting in a shift outside the box affects concentration when chances appear.
a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box
or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:03 pm
by cic old boy
tfco wrote:
a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box
or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes
1. More minutes = more km
2. Changing positions in the box trying to gain an advantage on your marker is counted. Goalies clock up miles too!
3. The box is 16.5m to each side of the goal and 16.5m in front of the goal.
4. Watch games.
5. Alternatively, go and find heat maps.
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:08 am
by tfco
cic old boy wrote:tfco wrote:
a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box
or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes
1. More minutes = more km
2. Changing positions in the box trying to gain an advantage on your marker is counted. Goalies clock up miles too!
3. The box is 16.5m to each side of the goal and 16.5m in front of the goal.
4. Watch games.
5. Alternatively, go and find heat maps.
it appears whenever Juventus play football, the ball spends all the time in the opposition box
oh wait..CR spends all his time in the box.
no wonder they amended the change the offside rule
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:19 am
by tfco
cic old boy wrote:tfco wrote:
a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box
or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes
1. More minutes = more km
2. Changing positions in the box trying to gain an advantage on your marker is counted. Goalies clock up miles too!
3. The box is 16.5m to each side of the goal and 16.5m in front of the goal.
4. Watch games.
5. Alternatively, go and find heat maps.
is this a heat map?
how wide is that fu'cking box to the side of each goal again?
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:58 am
by cic old boy
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:03 am
by cic old boy
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:46 pm
by cic old boy
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:18 pm
by Ekorian
BREAKING NEWS: TAPINO DID IT AGAIN
Ronaldo tops ESPN's World Fame 100 for 4th straight year, Messi 3rd, Neymar 4th
Cristiano Ronaldo is once again the biggest name in sports, according to an ESPN ranking list.
ESPN's annual World Fame 100 lists the biggest sporting names based on search score, endorsements and social following.
The Juventus star topped the list for the fourth straight year beating out NBA player LeBron James and Barcelona rival Lionel Messi who ranks third.
Paris Saint-Germain star Neymar ranks fourth, followed by MMA star Conor McGregor and Tennis player Roger Federer.
World Cup winners Paul Pogba, Kylian Mbappe and Antoine Griezmann respectively rank 12th, 14th and 16th.
The list is sorted by an overall score consisting of endorsements, social following and search score.
The top 3 list (footballers)
1 Cristiano Ronaldo
3 Lionel Messi
4 Neymar
( culled from ESPN online)
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:59 pm
by cic old boy
Ekorian wrote:BREAKING NEWS: TAPINO DID IT AGAIN
Ronaldo tops ESPN's World Fame 100 for 4th straight year, Messi 3rd, Neymar 4th
Cristiano Ronaldo is once again the biggest name in sports, according to an ESPN ranking list.
ESPN's annual World Fame 100 lists the biggest sporting names based on search score, endorsements and social following.
The Juventus star topped the list for the fourth straight year beating out NBA player LeBron James and Barcelona rival Lionel Messi who ranks third.
Paris Saint-Germain star Neymar ranks fourth, followed by MMA star Conor McGregor and Tennis player Roger Federer.
World Cup winners Paul Pogba, Kylian Mbappe and Antoine Griezmann respectively rank 12th, 14th and 16th.
The list is sorted by an overall score consisting of endorsements, social following and search score.
The top 3 list (footballers)
1 Cristiano Ronaldo
3 Lionel Messi
4 Neymar
( culled from ESPN online)
Groupies will kill me. From celebrating high jump to fame. Is Fake Ron bigger than Kim Kardashian?
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:14 am
by tfco
how big is the penalty box, so i can jog for 10km
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:55 pm
by cic old boy
tfco wrote:
how big is the penalty box, so i can jog for 10km
With your short legs, it would take you days to jog 10km.
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:54 pm
by tfco
Real recognize real (teammates want him dropped)
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:15 pm
by tfco
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:12 am
by cic old boy
Tapinaldo is just a rich man's Chicharito. Two touches, two goals for West Ham today.
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:00 am
by tfco
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:29 pm
by cic old boy
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:59 pm
by cic old boy
Re: THE SO CALLED "FAKE RONALDO" JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK AGA
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:04 pm
by tfco
needed those stats when your MCM was sat on his arse