Cybereagles

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote:


can you score goals with your 6-pack?

Now you're focusing on Ronaldo's work ethic?
Ronaldo's work ethic?

ChICken says CR7 does not put in a shift

You are struggling with logical progression - just like your height refused to progress beyond 4ft. I don't care about Fake Ron's work ethic. You compared his accuracy in front of goal with Mandzukic. I explained the difference for you. One is a goal-hanger waiting for opportunities to pounce, the other works his bollocks off for his team. If you knew anything about the game, you'd know putting in a shift outside the box affects concentration when chances appear.

oh ok i see
CR has played 50 minutes more but covered 4km more than Mandzukic
..all in the box, of course

Distance covered (CR7): 59,610
Distance covered (MM): 55,535

Minutes played (CR7): 569
Minutes played (MM): 519

receipt always, not feelings

38-24-44, on paper its read like a marvellously assembled mare, plenty up top and enough in the carriage for the horse and all its furlongs. And the going? good, not 'arf. In actuality, the numbers told the slenderest slice of the story, 38 years of age, 24 inch hip circumference and size 44 EUR shoes. Phenotypically, offspring of big foot and Caster Semenya. Taxi.

Statistics are the master of imaginations, the greatest truth ever lied. Of the many kilometres covered, how many were in the defensive phase? How many were in performing the thankless task of chasing the ball as its tiki-taka'd from left to right? How many KMs were expended covering for those admonished from defensive responsibility. Ozil is said to have covered over 11Kms in number of games and the universally accepted sobriquet is, lazy kraut. Le phase s'il vous plait.

tfco wrote:
oh ok i see
CR has played 50 minutes more but covered 4km more than Mandzukic
..all in the box, of course

Distance covered (CR7): 59,610
Distance covered (MM): 55,535

Minutes played (CR7): 569
Minutes played (MM): 519

receipt always, not feelings

Watch matches and quit posting stats that don't even support your position!

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote:
oh ok i see
CR has played 50 minutes more but covered 4km more than Mandzukic
..all in the box, of course

Distance covered (CR7): 59,610
Distance covered (MM): 55,535

Minutes played (CR7): 569
Minutes played (MM): 519

receipt always, not feelings

Watch matches and quit posting stats that don't even support your position!

One is a goal-hanger waiting for opportunities to pounce, the other works his bollocks off for his team. If you knew anything about the game, you'd know putting in a shift outside the box affects concentration when chances appear.

a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box

or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes

tfco wrote: a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box

or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes

1. More minutes = more km
2. Changing positions in the box trying to gain an advantage on your marker is counted. Goalies clock up miles too!
3. The box is 16.5m to each side of the goal and 16.5m in front of the goal.
4. Watch games.
5. Alternatively, go and find heat maps.

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote: a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box

or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes

1. More minutes = more km
2. Changing positions in the box trying to gain an advantage on your marker is counted. Goalies clock up miles too!
3. The box is 16.5m to each side of the goal and 16.5m in front of the goal.
4. Watch games.
5. Alternatively, go and find heat maps.

it appears whenever Juventus play football, the ball spends all the time in the opposition box

oh wait..CR spends all his time in the box.

no wonder they amended the change the offside rule

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote: a goal hanger covering the same distance as a worker bee?
i thought goal hangers ONLY stay in the box

or are you now gonna pull a new one out of your a'ss... tackles, sprints covered in 1st half, passes

1. More minutes = more km
2. Changing positions in the box trying to gain an advantage on your marker is counted. Goalies clock up miles too!
3. The box is 16.5m to each side of the goal and 16.5m in front of the goal.
4. Watch games.
5. Alternatively, go and find heat maps.

is this a heat map?
how wide is that fu'cking box to the side of each goal again?

tfco wrote:


it appears whenever Juventus play football, the ball spends all the time in the opposition box

oh wait..CR spends all his time in the box.

no wonder they amended the change the offside rule

Watch games not scores.

tfco wrote:
is this a heat map?
how wide is that fu'cking box to the side of each goal again?

Watch games not scores and you will know what was happening when the ball was in Juve's half. Tapinaldo would be strolling around outside the box waiting for the ball to be retrieved b/4 dashing into the box to finish the move.

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote:
is this a heat map?
how wide is that fu'cking box to the side of each goal again?

Watch games not scores and you will know what was happening when the ball was in Juve's half. Tapinaldo would be strolling around outside the box waiting for the ball to be retrieved b/4 dashing into the box to finish the move.

i'm going for a 10km stroll...i'll dash a bit at the end

tfco wrote:


i'm going for a 10km stroll...i'll dash a bit at the end

Don't get heat rash looking for a heat map.

BREAKING NEWS: TAPINO DID IT AGAIN

Ronaldo tops ESPN's World Fame 100 for 4th straight year, Messi 3rd, Neymar 4th

Cristiano Ronaldo is once again the biggest name in sports, according to an ESPN ranking list.

ESPN's annual World Fame 100 lists the biggest sporting names based on search score, endorsements and social following.

The Juventus star topped the list for the fourth straight year beating out NBA player LeBron James and Barcelona rival Lionel Messi who ranks third.

Paris Saint-Germain star Neymar ranks fourth, followed by MMA star Conor McGregor and Tennis player Roger Federer.

World Cup winners Paul Pogba, Kylian Mbappe and Antoine Griezmann respectively rank 12th, 14th and 16th.

The list is sorted by an overall score consisting of endorsements, social following and search score.

The top 3 list (footballers)

1 Cristiano Ronaldo

3 Lionel Messi

4 Neymar
( culled from ESPN online)

Ekorian wrote:BREAKING NEWS: TAPINO DID IT AGAIN

Ronaldo tops ESPN's World Fame 100 for 4th straight year, Messi 3rd, Neymar 4th

Cristiano Ronaldo is once again the biggest name in sports, according to an ESPN ranking list.

ESPN's annual World Fame 100 lists the biggest sporting names based on search score, endorsements and social following.

The Juventus star topped the list for the fourth straight year beating out NBA player LeBron James and Barcelona rival Lionel Messi who ranks third.

Paris Saint-Germain star Neymar ranks fourth, followed by MMA star Conor McGregor and Tennis player Roger Federer.

World Cup winners Paul Pogba, Kylian Mbappe and Antoine Griezmann respectively rank 12th, 14th and 16th.

The list is sorted by an overall score consisting of endorsements, social following and search score.

The top 3 list (footballers)

1 Cristiano Ronaldo

3 Lionel Messi

4 Neymar
( culled from ESPN online)

Groupies will kill me. From celebrating high jump to fame. Is Fake Ron bigger than Kim Kardashian?

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote:


i'm going for a 10km stroll...i'll dash a bit at the end

Don't get heat rash looking for a heat map.

how big is the penalty box, so i can jog for 10km

tfco wrote: how big is the penalty box, so i can jog for 10km

With your short legs, it would take you days to jog 10km.

Real recognize real (teammates want him dropped)

cic old boy wrote:

benteke wrote:Surely at some point a person like CiC oldboy has to raise the white flag in this long running thread, CR7 has been proving him wrong in most big games even at his advanced age, it's even embarrassing now

If I was this wrong i would gracefully go silent on this thread and let it take a more normal path

You are very funny. How did he prove me wrong? Have I ever doubted his goal-hanging prowess? What did he do last night? Scored from two backpost headers and a pen. If you feed him, he will score. No different from the Yak.

cic old boy wrote: See Thicko from Takoradi. Without Fake Ron, Juve have been in 2 CL finals in recent memory, with Fake Ron, about to exit in last 16. Fake Ron better serve up a couple of tap-ins.

Tapinaldo is just a rich man's Chicharito. Two touches, two goals for West Ham today.

cic old boy wrote:Tapinaldo is just a rich man's Chicharito. Two touches, two goals for West Ham today.

yes, so let RM go buy Chicha, and they might get this...

tfco wrote:

yes, so let RM go buy Chicha, and they might get this...

A fox in the box is always minus one if he doesn't score.

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote:

yes, so let RM go buy Chicha, and they might get this...

A fox in the box is always minus one if he doesn't score.

mugu, you linked a video which does not support your daft cause

remind us all what the purpose of football is
(err, the losing team did worse because duh duh they didn't win the game)

tfco wrote:


mugu, you linked a video which does not support your daft cause

remind us all what the purpose of football is
(err, the losing team did worse because duh duh they didn't win the game)

The purpose of football is stat-padding.

cic old boy wrote:

tfco wrote:


mugu, you linked a video which does not support your daft cause

remind us all what the purpose of football is
(err, the losing team did worse because duh duh they didn't win the game)

The purpose of football is stat-padding.

needed those stats when your MCM was sat on his arse