THINGS MONEY CAN DO

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THINGS MONEY CAN DO

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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, themother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house.

He sits in the livingroom with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed meof the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, atownhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it istwins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, ifthere is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again".

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