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Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:26 pm
by mcal
...Africans fighting for oyinbos that don't give a flipping flop about them or their league back home :lol: :lol:

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:32 am
by Coach
Daniel Sturridge: Liverpool striker out for weeks with new injury

Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge will be out for several weeks after suffering a hamstring injury during Sunday's defeat by Newcastle.

He felt a problem after coming on as a second-half substitute at St James' Park and a scan showed a strain.

It is the latest in a long line of injury absences for the 26-year-old, who had just returned to action after knee and foot problems.

Sturridge has made six appearances so far this season, scoring four goals.

Having scored 28 times for Liverpool and England in 2013-14, he was restricted to just 18 appearances last season because of thigh, calf and hip injuries.

After recovering from a hip operation in May, Sturridge played three games at the start of this term but then did not feature from 4 October until 29 November.

He scored twice in the 6-1 League Cup quarter-final win at Southampton last Wednesday but was hurt at Newcastle after coming on in the 62nd minute.

When a foot problem picked up in training forced him to miss the Reds' Europa League win over Bordeaux on 26 November, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp said Sturridge had to learn "what is serious pain and what is only pain".

Liverpool, currently eighth in the Premier League, face seven games from now until the first leg of their League Cup semi-final at Stoke on 5 January.

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When's the winter break? On the days in between your 7 matches, now facking get on with it!

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:55 am
by tfco
Coach wrote: He scored twice in the 6-1 League Cup quarter-final win at Southampton last Wednesday but was hurt at Newcastle after coming on in the 62nd minute.

When a foot problem picked up in training forced him to miss the Reds' Europa League win over Bordeaux on 26 November, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp said Sturridge had to learn "what is serious pain and what is only pain".

Liverpool, currently eighth in the Premier League, face seven games from now until the first leg of their League Cup semi-final at Stoke on 5 January.

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When's the winter break? On the days in between your 7 matches, now facking get on with it!
Koeman (Soton) - 6 goals

McClaren (Newcy) - shooting blanks.

Happy Christmas Herr Klopp

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:00 pm
by tfco
Another English man, the True Dean of English football

Herr Klopp celebrating a 2-2 home victory against The Coach who 'helped' Dortmund escape relegation

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:21 pm
by Coach
^God bless you. Spoken like a true disciple of the game. #knowshisonions. Klopp knows how lucky he was. Asked for Pulis' cap at fulltime. Signed.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:03 pm
by txj
tfco wrote:Another English man, the True Dean of English football

Herr Klopp celebrating a 2-2 home victory against The Coach who 'helped' Dortmund escape relegation
Beats this:

http://static.goal.com/2372500/2372542_heroa.jpg

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:42 pm
by Cito
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:16 pm
by Coach
@Tx, why is cowardly Klopp afraid to go 2 up top and mix it with the big guns. Pulis, biggest boss thus far.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:21 am
by txj
Coach wrote:@Tx, why is cowardly Klopp afraid to go 2 up top and mix it with the big guns. Pulis, biggest boss thus far.
One word: Sturridge

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:00 pm
by Coach
Currently being battered at Upton Park.

Dean of Coaches? Hahahahahaha.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:02 pm
by Coach
@Tx, another rainy day down south, another nonsensical deployment of the fair weather Brazilian. The Irons will plundered another goal or two. Good clobbering on the horizon. Gegenpressing, more like pressing Bilic's shirt and trousers and when you're finished, go and make breakfast.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:11 pm
by Its a Goal
It will be interesting to compare the performance of Rodgers' to Klopp's at this stage of their career with Liverpool.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:21 pm
by Molue Conductor
Its a Goal wrote:It will be interesting to compare the performance of Rodgers' to Klopp's at this stage of their career with Liverpool.
it would be difficult to draw any firm conclusions. Rodgers took over in June and thus had the luxury of purchasing players to improve/covert the team.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:22 pm
by Coach
Klopp will not make Europa. Fact.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:51 pm
by txj
Coach wrote:Klopp will not make Europa. Fact.
Neither is he looking to!

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:57 pm
by Coach
^Deliberately dropping points presumably. Someone's clearly been eating from that apple tree. To finish outside of Europa qualification would be as poor a showing as anything Brendan served up and needless to say, Klopp will have had more than enough time. The results are poor, the performances much the same. The novelty of the acquisition wearing thin. Klopp is on the ropes and the bell's not coming for another 2 minutes. Mmmpffth!!!

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:58 pm
by Coach
Stoke to knock seven bells out of him in the cup. Oouffph!!!!

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:11 pm
by tfco
Today's date - January 17, 2016

Dortmund's last football game - Dec 19, 2015

Herr Klopp is not used to playing football in January

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:14 pm
by Coach
^Lazy gits.

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:04 pm
by Its a Goal
[color=brown]tfco[/color] wrote: Today's date - January 17, 2016

Dortmund's last football game -
Dec 19, 2016

Herr Klopp is not used to playing football in January
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Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:04 am
by tfco
German league resumes after 1 month Christmas break

Our Jurgen's league record in January

P3 W0 D1 L2

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:12 am
by kajifu
tfco wrote:German league resumes after 1 month Christmas break

Our Jurgen's league record in January

P3 W0 D1 L2
Dam

Re: Willkommen in der beste Liga Herr Klopp

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:40 pm
by tfco
wins 1st league game in 2016

what.a.classic

4-5 at Carrow Road

#VelcomeToDieBesteLeague


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