[Man United] New Manager - Jose Mourinho.

[Globero]

Just thinking, what will happen to Juan Mata?
The fellow Jose sold to manchester United while at Chelsea.

We do know who Juan Mata is, the extra description wasn't necessary !

[Tbite]

Just thinking, what will happen to Juan Mata?
The fellow Jose sold to manchester United while at Chelsea.

I want him back at Chelsea. He should never have been sent off and we still love him at Stamford Bridge.

Come Back home! You are the Juan that Matas

[tfco]

Just thinking, what will happen to Juan Mata?
The fellow Jose sold to manchester United while at Chelsea.

We do know who Juan Mata is, the extra description wasn't necessary !

allow him, he's from cameroon

[cyrilndo]

Just thinking, what will happen to Juan Mata?
The fellow Jose sold to manchester United while at Chelsea.

We do know who Juan Mata is, the extra description wasn't necessary !

Globero, why is Arsenal not hiring a new manager?

[tfco]

765 matches
505 wins
1489 goals
1.95 goals per game
66% win percentage
2 European Cups
8 league titles
4 national cups
1 Europa League
18 trophies
95 points - most in Premier League 04/05
121 goals - most in a La Liga season 11/12
77 games - most unbeaten at home in Premier League 2004-2012
0 games lost vs Wenger
Has beaten Liverpool more times (8) than any other side in his managerial career
3cm - preferred grass length compared to Guardiola's poxy 1.5cm
239 more square metres pitch to play on at Old Trafford compared to Stamford Bridge
53 years old
Silver hair
5'8 tall
Armani jacket
Prada shoes
Hublot watch
Jaguar car
Braun shaver
Salmontini (sushi) recent takeaway
Likes - visiting castles, Bryan Adams

[marko]

I expect Mourinho to look at the current Man united squad and just laugh, people will be shocked about the names he will discard and rightly so, we do not have a championship winning squad, maybe we are 4-5 players shy of fighting for the premiership

[tfco]

I expect Mourinho to look at the current Man united squad and just laugh, people will be shocked about the names he will discard and rightly so, we do not have a championship winning squad, maybe we are 4-5 players shy of fighting for the premiership

i think he has been looking at the squad since...forever.

The only deadweight in the squad for me is Rojo. What we need are reinforcements.

[cic old boy]

I expect Mourinho to look at the current Man united squad and just laugh, people will be shocked about the names he will discard and rightly so, we do not have a championship winning squad, maybe we are 4-5 players shy of fighting for the premiership

i think he has been looking at the squad since...forever.

The only deadweight in the squad for me is Rojo. What we need are reinforcements.

Here WE go, here WE go, here WE go

[wiseone]

Rojo is not the only one. IMHO, Man Utd squad rankings:

*High class/Champions League level players: Miracle Dave, Mike Smalling, Luke Shaw, Martial, Rooney

*Good players: Carrick, Blind, Mata, Rashford

*Deadwood: Depay, Keane

*Average: everyone else.

I expect Mourinho to look at the current Man united squad and just laugh, people will be shocked about the names he will discard and rightly so, we do not have a championship winning squad, maybe we are 4-5 players shy of fighting for the premiership

i think he has been looking at the squad since...forever.

The only deadweight in the squad for me is Rojo. What we need are reinforcements.

[tfco]

I expect Mourinho to look at the current Man united squad and just laugh, people will be shocked about the names he will discard and rightly so, we do not have a championship winning squad, maybe we are 4-5 players shy of fighting for the premiership

i think he has been looking at the squad since...forever.

The only deadweight in the squad for me is Rojo. What we need are reinforcements.

Here WE go, here WE go, here WE go

Linus Ikeji

WE should be sprucing up our website to generate traffic instead of chasing Mourinho

[cic old boy]

Linus Ikeji

WE should be sprucing up our website to generate traffic instead of chasing Mourinho

Are WE joining "Daddy" in Manchester?

[tfco]

wow

so funny..and original

post it on naijaant dot com

[cic old boy]

wow

so funny..and original

post it on naijaant dot com

Naijiant only interested in stories with Naija links. No link to Naija here - like you have no links with Mancunia.

[tfco]

wow

so funny..and original

post it on naijaant dot com

Naijiant only interested in stories with Naija links. No link to Naija here - like you have no links with Mancunia.

Naija link for you

[tfco]

Rojo is not the only one. IMHO, Man Utd squad rankings:

*High class/Champions League level players: Miracle Dave, Mike Smalling, Luke Shaw, Martial, Rooney

*Good players: Carrick, Blind, Mata, Rashford

*Deadwood: Depay, Keane

*Average: everyone else.

i agree

we need to give Depay 1 more season

[cic old boy]

Naija link for you

When will you link up a trip to Manchester via Brazil?

[tfco]

Sky reposting that JM wants to get rid of Blind and Mata.

hope it's junk news.

[wiseone]

JM likes tall, powerful, fast players, and dislikes technically cute, but slow players. Mata and Blind are...
He has sold Mata once already. Mata may become the first player to be sold twice in 3 seasons by the same manager. Blind would be unlucky. He is the best of LVG's signings.

[oloye]

JM likes tall, powerful, fast players, and dislikes technically cute, but slow players. Mata and Blind are...
He has sold Mata once already. Mata may become the first player to be sold twice in 3 seasons by the same manager. Blind would be unlucky. He is the best of LVG's signings.

He hated them like he hated Ozil, Oscar and Cesc Fabregas...by the way who os taller between Oscar and Mata sef? Maybe that is why ojare! By the way je likes them fast like Mikel and slow like Willain...now you confuse me

[tfco]

JM likes tall, powerful, fast players, and dislikes technically cute, but slow players. Mata and Blind are...
He has sold Mata once already. Mata may become the first player to be sold twice in 3 seasons by the same manager. Blind would be unlucky. He is the best of LVG's signings.

i have 2 problems with Blind
hoof ball
lack of pace

Otherwise he's been steady. His CD combo with Smalling did wonders last season

[wiseone]

Blind has done what his manager asked him to do (play out of position in a role that does not suit his physical or technical attributes against strikers 5-6 inches taller than him). When you add those mitigating circumstances he has done very well considering he spent about 50 games playing out of position.

Hoof ball is caused by the motionless statues in front of him called "Man U midfielders and forwards".

i have 2 problems with Blind
hoof ball
lack of pace

Otherwise he's been steady. His CD combo with Smalling did wonders last season

[tfco]

now JM is chasing Matic.

Willian..Matic

at least we know who were NOT the saboteurs at Chelsea

[wiseone]

There is more chance of Scunthorpe Utd signing Rooney than of Chelsea agreeing to sell Matic and Willian to Man Utd.

now JM is chasing Matic.

Willian..Matic

at least we know who were NOT the saboteurs at Chelsea