I SWEAR I WANTED TO ENTER TV AND STRANGLE HIM WHEN...
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I SWEAR I WANTED TO ENTER TV AND STRANGLE HIM WHEN...
*insert footballer name and club/country*
* what match?*
*tell us wetin player do to make U vex and wan kill am*
Example:
Gary Cahill.. Chelsea..vs Arsenal
I been wan enter my Samsung wozz am when he placed rhat undercooked pass for the Chilean midget to snatch and score
* what match?*
*tell us wetin player do to make U vex and wan kill am*
Example:
Gary Cahill.. Chelsea..vs Arsenal
I been wan enter my Samsung wozz am when he placed rhat undercooked pass for the Chilean midget to snatch and score
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Smash that face of yours in your profile pic with that mug.paj wrote:*insert footballer name and club/country*
* what match?*
*tell us wetin player do to make U vex and wan kill am*
Example:
Gary Cahill.. Chelsea..vs Arsenal
I been wan enter my Samsung wozz am when he placed rhat undercooked pass for the Chilean midget to snatch and score
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Gyan - Ghana
World Cup 2010 - vs Uruguay
Penalty (from Suarez hand-ball) that would have won them the game against Uruguay. He just rocketed the ball over the bar
World Cup 2010 - vs Uruguay
Penalty (from Suarez hand-ball) that would have won them the game against Uruguay. He just rocketed the ball over the bar
Anyone that can fry 3 sets of plantain without putting any in their mouth can keep a secret.
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Footballer: Osaze Odemwingie
Match: Nigeria vs Argentina, WC 2010 1st round
Incident: Nigeria down 0-1. It is late in the game. Osaze blows through Argentina's weak right side. Obafemi Martins completely OPEN to his left, screaming for the ball.
Offense: Osaze completely ignores Martins, and takes a 0.00005% shot from an extremely acute angle. Over the bar.
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Match: Nigeria vs Argentina, WC 2010 1st round
Incident: Nigeria down 0-1. It is late in the game. Osaze blows through Argentina's weak right side. Obafemi Martins completely OPEN to his left, screaming for the ball.
Offense: Osaze completely ignores Martins, and takes a 0.00005% shot from an extremely acute angle. Over the bar.
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I swear I wanted to enter this thread and slap the 67 year old that continue to start nonsense threads like this on CE.
And even add a big Kong on the head as jara.
And even add a big Kong on the head as jara.
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That one deserved a *Nice Lady* slapping with SA slippers.Scipio Africanus wrote:Footballer: Osaze Odemwingie
Match: Nigeria vs Argentina, WC 2010 1st round
Incident: Nigeria down 0-1. It is late in the game. Osaze blows through Argentina's weak right side. Obafemi Martins completely OPEN to his left, screaming for the ball.
Offense: Osaze completely ignores Martins, and takes a 0.00005% shot from an extremely acute angle. Over the bar.
You want more?
Did he even take a shot? I thought he dribbled it out.
“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.”- Sun Tzu
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kendo wrote:Gyan - Ghana
World Cup 2010 - vs Uruguay
Penalty (from Suarez hand-ball) that would have won them the game against Uruguay. He just rocketed the ball over the bar
Same Ghana's goalie was cluelessly diving all over in the penalties. When El local stepped up, I screamed "don't dive! Don't dive!" He dove like an idiota, and the ball went down the middle.
I knew right there, and then that the guy's future in Europe, was bleak.
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I'm gonna ignore the used toilet rolls trying to troll and derail this thread.. .I've sent their names to Baba in the village..when U wake up on Sunday wiff Down Syndrom face then U sabi who U've pissed off!
Now..back at the ranch...Same Osagie...in counter attack vs Ghana in Kumasi 2008 ANC ...2 on 2 with one defender and goalie..danny shittu WIIIIIIDE open..to square the ball na lie...we'd have gone 2 nil up and killed them off in the 1st half..but no...Olboy decides to do like SuperEwu and go alone..and missed..
Now..back at the ranch...Same Osagie...in counter attack vs Ghana in Kumasi 2008 ANC ...2 on 2 with one defender and goalie..danny shittu WIIIIIIDE open..to square the ball na lie...we'd have gone 2 nil up and killed them off in the 1st half..but no...Olboy decides to do like SuperEwu and go alone..and missed..
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Yakubu missing a tap in, standing there chewing bubble gum...
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I was thinking the same...he dribbled himself out of touch.Kabalega wrote:That one deserved a #$%$* slapping with SA slippers.Scipio Africanus wrote:Footballer: Osaze Odemwingie
Match: Nigeria vs Argentina, WC 2010 1st round
Incident: Nigeria down 0-1. It is late in the game. Osaze blows through Argentina's weak right side. Obafemi Martins completely OPEN to his left, screaming for the ball.
Offense: Osaze completely ignores Martins, and takes a 0.00005% shot from an extremely acute angle. Over the bar.
You want more?
Did he even take a shot? I thought he dribbled it out.
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J.J.
Evans Bipi, had declared to the press, “Why must [Governor Amaechi] be insulting my mother, my Jesus Christ on earth?”
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Fregene refusing to even attempt a fake jump ahead of Zambia's freekick in a 3-0 whooping in 1982....
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The ref and linesmen in the 2000 ANC Final v Cameroon ...those need to be dropped into the lion den for Ibadan zoo
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Paj, you eligible for anger management classes thru your insurance?
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Mr Shows wrote:Yakubu missing a tap in, standing there chewing bubble gum...
Several other players have shown us that feat wasn't as easy as it seemed.
Even the best of them all committed almost same offense. Oga Kanu!!
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paj wrote:*insert footballer name and club/country*
* what match?*
*tell us wetin player do to make U vex and wan kill am*
Example:
Gary Cahill.. Chelsea..vs Arsenal
I been wan enter my Samsung wozz am when he placed rhat undercooked pass for the Chilean midget to snatch and score
Same Gary Cahill vs. Swansea's Fer.
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I'mo **** U up for asking!Lager-back wrote:Paj, you eligible for anger management classes thru your insurance?
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Kaita for bagging a red...whatever he was thinking when he decided to scratch the greek player outside the pitch with his studs...only he knows. But i would love to slap the folly out of him.
And yes that Gyan moment...i am not a Ghanaian but i still feel the pain.
Ramos skyrocketing the penalty that cost Real Madrid against Bayern.....that was a heart attack inducing moment.
And yes that Gyan moment...i am not a Ghanaian but i still feel the pain.
Ramos skyrocketing the penalty that cost Real Madrid against Bayern.....that was a heart attack inducing moment.
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