RELEGATION-BOUND HULL CITY IN HELL

[kajifu]

Just make this the relegation thread

1. Sunderland - sorry Our Dave
2. CP - sorry Big Sam
3. LCFC - sorry Claudio, looks like your players are no longer taking those PEDs

Hull and Swansea will be safe

Spot on Einstein

[tfco]

At least I got Swansea correct.

I underestimated Big Sam

[Coach]

Two words. Second word Sam, first word Big!

@Tf, shame! Shame! Shame! *rings bell intermittently between "shames". It was never in doubt.

[Coach]

Has any Liverpool striker scored more league goals than Benteke this season? @Tx, nno!

[balo]

Down 0 -4 in the 94th minute, the caption still read "If results hold ...".

lol. Hull went down in the 3rd minute.

[Ekorian]

Has any Liverpool striker scored more league goals than Benteke this season? @Tx, nno!

*Txj scratching his head and brainstorming on how to blame the goal drought on players lack of tactical awareness *

[Coach]

^By 4pm, di kind scratch e don do, blood go dey!

Hammer blow by the Hammers.

In Klopp We Trust. #BrendanKloppgers.

[tfco]

Two words. Second word Sam, first word Big!

@Tf, shame! Shame! Shame! *rings bell intermittently between "shames". It was never in doubt.

my bad

[Coach]

...It happens. Had bet on Klopp bringing his Chesney Hawkes roadshow to London town, instead he rocks up in more studded leather than Guns N Roses. Heavy Metal clobbering the Irons.