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Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a Breda

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Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:46 pm
by Chimex101
pajimoh wrote:Unfortunately his away game is affecting his home form
Well he has to defend his home form tenaciously to have a chance of making it, but can he do it considering his controversial away goals? you know all chances of home advantage is off the window now and he will face a very hostile crowd...indeed breda AnAss really has one heck of a situation here.

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:54 pm
by pajimoh
Chimex101 wrote:
pajimoh wrote:Unfortunately his away game is affecting his home form
Well he has to defend his home form tenaciously to have a chance of making it, but can he do it considering his controversial away goals? you know all chances of home advantage is off the window now and he will face a very hostile crowd...indeed breda AnAss really has one heck of a situation here.
Well, he's about to face a disrepute charge for his away antics

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:52 pm
by cic old boy
anointed wrote: He might be a one minute striker but he scored both home and away.
It only takes a second to score.

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:41 am
by Its a Goal
He violated rules of engagement: Never mention your away games in the same breath as home.

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:02 am
by Chimex101
I hope for the breda's sake that he scores a hattrick in the home game as a corrective measure, 2 goals to pacify the home fans...and the other as a "thanks be to God" token to reduce his "feck up's" if he escapes this one...

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:46 am
by jb
anointed wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: There will be an inquest into his away games by the wiFAy.
After scoring two goals for his team in the 2-2 draw against Ajax Cape Town, making him Man of the Match, Anas begun his post-match interview by thanking God for his best performance.

Just after thanking his fans, things took a far-reaching turn when he, in the same sentence, thanked his "wife and girlfriend".

Receiving his man of the match award he said, “Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and my girlfriend… I mean my wife, sorry.”
http://ewn.co.za/2017/03/18/footballer- ... -interview
Ewful

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:44 am
by pajimoh
cic old boy wrote:
anointed wrote: He might be a one minute striker but he scored both home and away.
It only takes a second to score.
Well, he's scored an own goal this time :rotf:

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:22 am
by chendosplastic
Wife and girlfriend are the same person, he could claim.

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:28 am
by cic old boy
pajimoh wrote:Well, he's scored an own goal this time :rotf:
He had to strike when the iron was hot.

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:49 am
by pajimoh
cic old boy wrote:
pajimoh wrote:Well, he's scored an own goal this time :rotf:
He had to strike when the iron was hot.
I recon he faces a long suspension once the video evidence is reviewed

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:08 pm
by anointed
cic old boy wrote:
anointed wrote: He might be a one minute striker but he scored both home and away.
It only takes a second to score.
When GayGay scored and orgasmic goal against his wife, Oliver Kahn, it lasted a while.

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:10 pm
by anointed
cic old boy wrote:
pajimoh wrote:Well, he's scored an own goal this time :rotf:
He had to strike when the iron was hot.
Too many irons in the fire, if you ask me.

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:11 pm
by pajimoh
anointed wrote:
cic old boy wrote:
anointed wrote: He might be a one minute striker but he scored both home and away.
It only takes a second to score.
When GayGay scored and orgasmic goal against his wife, Oliver Kahn, it lasted a while.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:13 pm
by anointed
pajimoh wrote:
cic old boy wrote:
pajimoh wrote:Well, he's scored an own goal this time :rotf:
He had to strike when the iron was hot.
I recon he faces a long suspension once the video evidence is reviewed
That guy only knows the little death. He can't stand a long suspension.

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:14 pm
by anointed
pajimoh wrote:
anointed wrote:
cic old boy wrote:
anointed wrote: He might be a one minute striker but he scored both home and away.
It only takes a second to score.
When GayGay scored and orgasmic goal against his wife, Oliver Kahn, it lasted a while.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What are you if you score against a fellow man?

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:15 pm
by anointed
chendosplastic wrote:Wife and girlfriend are the same person, he could claim.
Do you think Everywoman is the same?

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:22 pm
by pajimoh
anointed wrote:
pajimoh wrote:
anointed wrote:
cic old boy wrote:
anointed wrote: He might be a one minute striker but he scored both home and away.
It only takes a second to score.
When GayGay scored and orgasmic goal against his wife, Oliver Kahn, it lasted a while.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What are you if you score against a fellow man?
A footballer :idea: :sneaky: :arrow:

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:54 pm
by cic old boy
pajimoh wrote:I recon he faces a long suspension once the video evidence is reviewed
So no prizes for doing the Double?

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:44 pm
by mcal
chendosplastic wrote:Wife and girlfriend are the same person, he could claim.
...why then did he 'apologize'? like take2 at the presser.

Re: "I Appreciate My Wife & Girlfriend"...It Had to be a Bre

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:18 pm
by pajimoh
cic old boy wrote:
pajimoh wrote:I recon he faces a long suspension once the video evidence is reviewed
So no prizes for doing the Double?
But there's a penalty for cheating :tic:

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:37 pm
by Player
Don't hate the player hate the game.

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:46 pm
by pajimoh
Player wrote:Don't hate the player hate the game.
How terribly inventive. :boo: :boo: :tic: Don't you have some basketball news to give us instead of spoiling the "Pun" thread?

Re: Away Game: "I Thank My Wife & Girlfriend"..Had to be a B

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:55 pm
by kolinzo
A ghanaman? I'm short of words. He was caught offside.
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