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...Please share the most amazing, ridiculous, funniest or utterly unbelievable football quotes you've seen, read or heard from any source on here...Gracias :thumb:
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" This Arsenal team are joykillers...I cannot continue to do this anymore...I cannot get any job from watching this bunch...henceforth my joy shall be in the Lord"...
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Nonsense thread :boo: :boo:
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"If Davis Seaman's dad had worn a condom, England would still be in the World Cup."

Moments after England were knocked out courtesy Ronaldinho's free kick.
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chendosplastic wrote:"If Davis Seaman's dad had worn a condom, England would still be in the World Cup."

Moments after England were knocked out courtesy Ronaldinho's free kick.


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Some people get mouth sha!!!!
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We will womble and fumble to the finals ...Fanny Amun after winning the Quarter Finals 1995 under 20 African cup of Nations
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"If a football fan jumps from Arsenal to Man City to Chelsea and also take pictures by hiding behind a mug - he's definitely a MUG" - Anonymous
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pajimoh wrote:"If a football fan jumps from Arsenal to Man City to Chelsea and also take pictures by hiding behind a mug - he's definitely a MUG" - Anonymous
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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'The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.” – Phil Woosnam, Welsh football player and manager. :rotf: :rotf:
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“That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back on.” – John Lambie, Patrick Thistle manager, when told that his striker did not know who he was after suffering a concussion.
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"Do you know who I am? I'm Rashidi Yekini...if you're going to be at the goal-posts, I'll kill you today..."
-Ye-king <(speaking in French) to the star-struck young keeper of Gabon at the hotel dining-room hours before opening group game AFCON 94.
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The tale was told that Yekini was talking to the GK with a tooth-pick dangling between his lips...

Talk about 'psyching'...

The tale was told that the GK required lengthy psychological prepping before the game; yet he still chop 3 kondo (2 goals by Yekini; one a rocket free-kick from 30yds)
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"We'll kill Bulgaria today"
- Keshi to Concord journalist at the lobby of a Dallas hotel hours before first ever WCup game v Bulgaria...

The tale was told that Keshi's confidence was a little foolhardy, given that Bulgaria had stopped France to the WCup party...
On hindsight, skippo knew what he was talking about: Bulgaria was thrashed 3-0...easy...
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