Cybereagles

...Please share the most amazing, ridiculous, funniest or utterly unbelievable football quotes you've seen, read or heard from any source on here...Gracias

" This Arsenal team are joykillers...I cannot continue to do this anymore...I cannot get any job from watching this bunch...henceforth my joy shall be in the Lord"...
..my paddy Charles on Facebook

Nonsense thread

"If Davis Seaman's dad had worn a condom, England would still be in the World Cup."

Moments after England were knocked out courtesy Ronaldinho's free kick.

chendosplastic wrote:"If Davis Seaman's dad had worn a condom, England would still be in the World Cup."

Moments after England were knocked out courtesy Ronaldinho's free kick.

Some people get mouth sha!!!!

We will womble and fumble to the finals ...Fanny Amun after winning the Quarter Finals 1995 under 20 African cup of Nations

"If a football fan jumps from Arsenal to Man City to Chelsea and also take pictures by hiding behind a mug - he's definitely a MUG" - Anonymous

pajimoh wrote:"If a football fan jumps from Arsenal to Man City to Chelsea and also take pictures by hiding behind a mug - he's definitely a MUG" - Anonymous

'The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.” – Phil Woosnam, Welsh football player and manager.

“That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back on.” – John Lambie, Patrick Thistle manager, when told that his striker did not know who he was after suffering a concussion.

"Do you know who I am? I'm Rashidi Yekini...if you're going to be at the goal-posts, I'll kill you today..."
-Ye-king <(speaking in French) to the star-struck young keeper of Gabon at the hotel dining-room hours before opening group game AFCON 94.
SEagles & group opponents Gabon were in the same Tunisia hotel...
The innocent young GK had asked to be 'introduced' to the famous striker as the SEagles were departing the hotel restaurant after their lunch just as the Gabonese squad were arriving for theirs...

The tale was told that Yekini was talking to the GK with a tooth-pick dangling between his lips...

Talk about 'psyching'...

The tale was told that the GK required lengthy psychological prepping before the game; yet he still chop 3 kondo (2 goals by Yekini; one a rocket free-kick from 30yds)

"We'll kill Bulgaria today"
- Keshi to Concord journalist at the lobby of a Dallas hotel hours before first ever WCup game v Bulgaria...

The tale was told that Keshi's confidence was a little foolhardy, given that Bulgaria had stopped France to the WCup party...
On hindsight, skippo knew what he was talking about: Bulgaria was thrashed 3-0...easy...