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tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:But Jesus sent Mr Russia to LCFC to warm another bench, and contrary to CE ITK's, is now leading the mpg....something which Mr Russia was leading until Jesus arrived.
But...but...but...we will be going to Russia and we will share the pictures on CE. But...but...but...Ghana will be stuffing the Kenkey big time this summer.
:rotf: :rotf:

1st coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench

2nd coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to Leicester
But he is still going to the World Cup while the Black Farts will stay home. We don't care if he is at Leicester or Enyimba. You and your Black Farts have bigger problems.
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aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:But Jesus sent Mr Russia to LCFC to warm another bench, and contrary to CE ITK's, is now leading the mpg....something which Mr Russia was leading until Jesus arrived.
But...but...but...we will be going to Russia and we will share the pictures on CE. But...but...but...Ghana will be stuffing the Kenkey big time this summer.
:rotf: :rotf:

1st coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench

2nd coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to Leicester
But he is still going to the World Cup while the Black Farts will stay home. We don't care if he is at Leicester or Enyimba. You and your Black Farts have bigger problems.
oh you do care

Jesus has been lambasted on CE for not being as good as Mr mpg

Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench
Jesus sent Mr mpg to LCFC
Jesus took away Mr mpg's crown


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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They did not CEDIS coming
Naira Did We :rotf: :rotf:


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tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:But Jesus sent Mr Russia to LCFC to warm another bench, and contrary to CE ITK's, is now leading the mpg....something which Mr Russia was leading until Jesus arrived.
But...but...but...we will be going to Russia and we will share the pictures on CE. But...but...but...Ghana will be stuffing the Kenkey big time this summer.
:rotf: :rotf:

1st coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench

2nd coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to Leicester
But he is still going to the World Cup while the Black Farts will stay home. We don't care if he is at Leicester or Enyimba. You and your Black Farts have bigger problems.
oh you do care

Jesus has been lambasted on CE for not being as good as Mr mpg

Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench
Jesus sent Mr mpg to LCFC
Jesus took away Mr mpg's crown


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
No Mr Fortaleza we don't. He made a good move to Leicester. But you care that you will not be in Russia. The Black Farts are farting away into obscurity while we head to Russia.
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aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:But Jesus sent Mr Russia to LCFC to warm another bench, and contrary to CE ITK's, is now leading the mpg....something which Mr Russia was leading until Jesus arrived.
But...but...but...we will be going to Russia and we will share the pictures on CE. But...but...but...Ghana will be stuffing the Kenkey big time this summer.
:rotf: :rotf:

1st coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench

2nd coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to Leicester
But he is still going to the World Cup while the Black Farts will stay home. We don't care if he is at Leicester or Enyimba. You and your Black Farts have bigger problems.
oh you do care

Jesus has been lambasted on CE for not being as good as Mr mpg

Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench
Jesus sent Mr mpg to LCFC
Jesus took away Mr mpg's crown


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
No Mr Fortaleza we don't. He made a good move to Leicester. But you care that you will not be in Russia. The Black Farts are farting away into obscurity while we head to Russia.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

...from the bench of #1

to the bench of #16

moves

AFCON 2024 L-O-S-E-R-S

They did not CEDIS coming
Naira Did We :rotf: :rotf:


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tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:But Jesus sent Mr Russia to LCFC to warm another bench, and contrary to CE ITK's, is now leading the mpg....something which Mr Russia was leading until Jesus arrived.
But...but...but...we will be going to Russia and we will share the pictures on CE. But...but...but...Ghana will be stuffing the Kenkey big time this summer.
:rotf: :rotf:

1st coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench

2nd coming of Jesus sent Mr mpg to Leicester
But he is still going to the World Cup while the Black Farts will stay home. We don't care if he is at Leicester or Enyimba. You and your Black Farts have bigger problems.
oh you do care

Jesus has been lambasted on CE for not being as good as Mr mpg

Jesus sent Mr mpg to the bench
Jesus sent Mr mpg to LCFC
Jesus took away Mr mpg's crown


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
No Mr Fortaleza we don't. He made a good move to Leicester. But you care that you will not be in Russia. The Black Farts are farting away into obscurity while we head to Russia.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

...from the bench of #1

to the bench of #16

moves
On to Russia 2018, something the Black Farts can only dream of.
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aruako1 wrote:
On to Russia 2018, something the Black Farts can only dream of.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

oh Jesus

what the thread was about......

TOP 10: BEST MINUTES-PER-GOAL RATIOS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY

PLAYER GOALS (minimum 10) MINUTES-PER-GOAL
Gabriel Jesus 11 88.82
Sergio Aguero 127 108.44
Kelechi Iheanacho 12 113.92
Harry Kane 80 119.53

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Naira Did We :rotf: :rotf:


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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

sweet Jesus

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tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
On to Russia 2018, something the Black Farts can only dream of.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

oh Jesus

what the thread was about......

TOP 10: BEST MINUTES-PER-GOAL RATIOS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY

PLAYER GOALS (minimum 10) MINUTES-PER-GOAL
Gabriel Jesus 11 88.82
Sergio Aguero 127 108.44
Kelechi Iheanacho 12 113.92
Harry Kane 80 119.53
It was a trolling thread by a Black Farts supporter. I have only responded in kind.
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tfco wrote::rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

sweet Jesus
The Cameroonians (who beat the Black Farts like they stole something) may beg to differ
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Add all competitions together and Jesus still drops below Iheanacho...
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aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
On to Russia 2018, something the Black Farts can only dream of.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

oh Jesus

what the thread was about......

TOP 10: BEST MINUTES-PER-GOAL RATIOS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY

PLAYER GOALS (minimum 10) MINUTES-PER-GOAL
Gabriel Jesus 11 88.82
Sergio Aguero 127 108.44
Kelechi Iheanacho 12 113.92
Harry Kane 80 119.53
It was a trolling thread by a Black Farts supporter. I have only responded in kind.
so the daily mail is also trolling?

Oh Jesus


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

AFCON 2024 L-O-S-E-R-S

They did not CEDIS coming
Naira Did We :rotf: :rotf:


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tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
tfco wrote:
aruako1 wrote:
On to Russia 2018, something the Black Farts can only dream of.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

oh Jesus

what the thread was about......

TOP 10: BEST MINUTES-PER-GOAL RATIOS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY

PLAYER GOALS (minimum 10) MINUTES-PER-GOAL
Gabriel Jesus 11 88.82
Sergio Aguero 127 108.44
Kelechi Iheanacho 12 113.92
Harry Kane 80 119.53
It was a trolling thread by a Black Farts supporter. I have only responded in kind.
so the daily mail is also trolling?

Oh Jesus


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
The Daily Mail did not post it on CE. It was posted on CE by your fellow Black Farts troll.

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