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I SWEAR TO GOD I GO SLAP YOU!!
Guys..what is your football petpeeve?U know..that one thing that is soooo unforgiveable if a player does it completely pisses U off so much U want to fire up your caterpillar and head towards his village!
Mine? What a defender who is under minimal pressure gives the ball away stupidly and concedes a goal.. I swear if I dey stadium security no'o contain me!
Mine? What a defender who is under minimal pressure gives the ball away stupidly and concedes a goal.. I swear if I dey stadium security no'o contain me!
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The whining that Iwobi does after losing/giving away the ball is one thing that pisses me off. I've never really seen other professionals doing that. Instead of trying to get the ball back he starts gesticulating and throwing a tantrum. For me it's really irritating to say the least.
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Yeah. But he has only done it once that I've seen o. Its a way to deflect blame, and its lamemaceo4 wrote:The whining that Iwobi does after losing/giving away the ball is one thing that pisses me off. I've never really seen other professionals doing that. Instead of trying to get the ball back he starts gesticulating and throwing a tantrum. For me it's really irritating to say the least.
My own would be stupid penalties....defenders swinging their legs like gulf clubs in the box. Can't stand
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Victor Moses' foul throwings.. ..like dude...I can understand dead legs but who has dead shoulders?
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Mine is fouling a player (in the box) that's backing or going away from goal. In fact once you're between the player and the goal, fouling is just daft. Only professionally foul a player that's gone past you and is heading for a one v one with your goalie. IMO.paj wrote:Guys..what is your football petpeeve?U know..that one thing that is soooo unforgiveable if a player does it completely pisses U off so much U want to fire up your caterpillar and head towards his village!
Mine? What a defender who is under minimal pressure gives the ball away stupidly and concedes a goal.. I swear if I dey stadium security no'o contain me!
The guy who fouled Messi at the WYC final in 2005 and the one who caused the foul for Ghana's second PK at the WAFU cup final both come to mind.
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Nigeria. Longs balls to the middle of nowhere especially when trailing.
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Mine is when a player loses possession, feels unconcerned and starts walking instead of pursuing the opponent he lost the ball to
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when a player under pressure and has a team mate open next to him but continues to dribble and loses the ball
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WILLIAN!jette1 wrote:when a player under pressure and has a team mate open next to him but continues to dribble and loses the ball
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Odas wrote:Mine is when a player loses possession, feels unconcerned and starts walking instead of pursuing the opponent he lost the ball to
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I generally hate players doing stupid stuff, to include all of those things folks have listed.
Giving away cheap PKs, not passing to open teammates, diving, being lazy, complaining too much, asking ref to card your opponents, etc.
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Odas wrote:Mine is when a player loses possession, feels unconcerned and starts walking instead of pursuing the opponent he lost the ball to
You must really love Willian then.
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Delayed pass on a counter, that ends up with the receiving player being caught off side, or leads to an interception. I find myself screaming "PASS NOW!!! angel*!!"
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this.bushboy wrote:Delayed pass on a counter, that ends up with the receiving player being caught off side, or leads to an interception. I find myself screaming "PASS NOW!!! angel*!!"
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me too!!! ...oh wait.. ...hey...I saw what U did there!!anointed wrote:If I ever come across a fans who says, "Father, give us this day our 3 points", I go wooze am.
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Time wasting. Nothing annoys me more on the pitch than when a player just wastes time.
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a dumb foul given to a team that relies on freekicks in a dangerous area...like fouling Rottenham near the arc..
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well...that could actually be a good thing if time is winding down and you're up a goal or two vs a very dangerous team who's been piling pressure on you. When CFC beat Liverpool in 2013 season it was because Jose slowed the game down from the get go...Pool wanted to go toe to toe.... Chelsea couldn't afford to do that..we won 2nil at AntField..Mr. Piffington wrote:Time wasting. Nothing annoys me more on the pitch than when a player just wastes time.
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Una go just kill this guy
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I get your point but the truth is that even when my team is winning I still can't stand time wasting because I just get the feeling the ref might start adding extra "fergie time" to make up for it. The one I can't stand the most is when they start faking injury or cramps, it bugs me.paj wrote:well...that could actually be a good thing if time is winding down and you're up a goal or two vs a very dangerous team who's been piling pressure on you. When CFC beat Liverpool in 2013 season it was because Jose slowed the game down from the get go...Pool wanted to go toe to toe.... Chelsea couldn't afford to do that..we won 2nil at AntField..Mr. Piffington wrote:Time wasting. Nothing annoys me more on the pitch than when a player just wastes time.
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U be Gunner?Mr. Piffington wrote:I get your point but the truth is that even when my team is winning I still can't stand time wasting because I just get the feeling the ref might start adding extra "fergie time" to make up for it. The one I can't stand the most is when they start faking injury or cramps, it bugs me.paj wrote:well...that could actually be a good thing if time is winding down and you're up a goal or two vs a very dangerous team who's been piling pressure on you. When CFC beat Liverpool in 2013 season it was because Jose slowed the game down from the get go...Pool wanted to go toe to toe.... Chelsea couldn't afford to do that..we won 2nil at AntField..Mr. Piffington wrote:Time wasting. Nothing annoys me more on the pitch than when a player just wastes time.
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