Manuel Neuer

[tfco]

You're no Rene Higuita...GTFOH

5 games sweet o
DNA no good o

[F360]

I still think he's better than De Gea but he truly deserved that goal to be scored on him. He plays and behaves like he's as talented as any outfield player with the ball at his feet. Well deserved goal scored on him.

[tfco]

5 games sweet o
DNA no good o

[tfco]

[mcal]

...Neuer was rushed into this world cup, was never fit or focus at his club. This is what happens when sentiment over takes proper knowledge. England did right to dump their goalie Joe Hart. Nigeria did right to recruit a youth, now we know him more.

[Coach]

More arrogance than Rick Martell’s perfume dispenser. Neuer has arrived at that fantastical point in thought process where one looks on at all unfolding ahead of him and greets every act of specialism with “I could do that”. Such is the disconnect of brain and body, an aberrant, ectopic pathway appears and misguided instinct becomes the author of all. And off he goes, hurtling forward with the grace of an inebriated elephant dancing on ice. Ball at feet, in his mind it’s a feint here, a drop of the shoulder, stepover, in actuality, it’s a slip on the ball and tumble to the deck like a tree in the rainforest. Absolutely ridiculous. Neuer has no ability on the ball, there’s a big difference between sweeping up 20 yards from goal and trying to Diego Maradona monkey rush. Pathetic.