IT'S LIKE CHRIS GIWA IS BACK O...IS THIS BYE 2018 WC???
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Neither does FIFA orders take from Nigerian courts.zoro wrote:Annointed,
Nigerian courts do not take orders from FIFA.
I think the question to be asked is whether the Nigerian judicial establishment respects the CAS, not whether we take orders from FIFA. Isn't Nigeria a signatory to FIFA just like all world governing bodies are?
TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED...
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding...hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe
Re: IT'S LIKE CHRIS GIWA IS BACK O...IS THIS BYE 2018 WC???
anointed wrote:Neither does FIFA orders take from Nigerian courts.zoro wrote:Annointed,
Nigerian courts do not take orders from FIFA.
I think the question to be asked is whether the Nigerian judicial establishment respects the CAS, not whether we take orders from FIFA. Isn't Nigeria a signatory to FIFA just like all world governing bodies are?
Is Nigerian govt a signatory to FIFA.
IGBOS ARE THE IMPORTANT AND USEFUL SLAVES OF NIGERIA. THEY HAVE A CHOICE TO MAKE.
Re: IT'S LIKE CHRIS GIWA IS BACK O...IS THIS BYE 2018 WC???
If I wanted insane lawyer questions, I'd be reading these:zoro wrote:anointed wrote:Neither does FIFA orders take from Nigerian courts.zoro wrote:Annointed,
Nigerian courts do not take orders from FIFA.
I think the question to be asked is whether the Nigerian judicial establishment respects the CAS, not whether we take orders from FIFA. Isn't Nigeria a signatory to FIFA just like all world governing bodies are?
Is Nigerian govt a signatory to FIFA.
These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of
staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I ., but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law......
TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED...
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding...hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe
Re: IT'S LIKE CHRIS GIWA IS BACK O...IS THIS BYE 2018 WC???
Comedy initiated!!!
"We now live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge,
governments destroy freedom, the press destroys information, religion destroys morals, and our banks destroy the economy.”
― Chris Hedges
governments destroy freedom, the press destroys information, religion destroys morals, and our banks destroy the economy.”
― Chris Hedges
Re: IT'S LIKE CHRIS GIWA IS BACK O...IS THIS BYE 2018 WC???
Yes. The comedy is more of the poster.joao wrote:Comedy initiated!!!
IGBOS ARE THE IMPORTANT AND USEFUL SLAVES OF NIGERIA. THEY HAVE A CHOICE TO MAKE.