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IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:12 pm
by jette1
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Nigerian football club fined over urinating official
Nigerian football authorities have fined a first division club in Ibadan around $1,000 (£900) after an official was pictured urinating on a pitch.

The photo, taken before the Shooting Stars’ home game on Sunday against Akwa United, went viral.

The official, Auwal Mohammed, has also been suspended for a year from any activities relating to the Nigeria Professional Football League (NPFL).

In a letter to the Shooting Stars from the Interim Management Committee, the body which manages the NPFL, it described the incident as “a despicable act” that had brought the game into disrepute.

“You failed to control the conduct of your officials which resulted in Mr Auwal Mohammed urinating on the playing pitch in the full glare of the general public,” it said.


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Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:35 pm
by 1naija
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:36 pm
by 1naija
Nuff said!

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:38 pm
by Bigpokey24
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Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:41 pm
by Bigpokey24

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:42 pm
by Bigpokey24
3sc is a disgrace what a pathetic football club

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:43 pm
by Cito
The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:08 pm
by 1naija
Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..
Cito wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:43 pm The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:33 pm
by Lolly
I have seen an Oyinbo man park his car by the roadside in Lagos to take a pee. But this guy who happens to be an official doing it on a professional football club’s pitch is criminal.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:16 pm
by jette1
1naija wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:08 pm Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..
Cito wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:43 pm The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
But a certain Nigerian or Igbo proverb suggests that peeing together is a sign of endearment; “pee foams only when it’s done together” so CE let’s all come together and make it foam.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:18 pm
by 1naija
And this was in broad daylight o

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:16 pm
by YemiBrazil
We are conducting internal investigations to understand what happened that day. We suspect sabotage.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:26 pm
by Bigpokey24
E be like say them no get sprinkler systems for Ibadan, so nah piss them dey use water grass

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:51 pm
by Cito
jette1 wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:16 pm
1naija wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:08 pm Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..
Cito wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:43 pm The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.
But for stadium? This takes the cake... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
But a certain Nigerian or Igbo proverb suggests that peeing together is a sign of endearment; “pee foams only when it’s done together” so CE let’s all come together and make it foam.
Coming from you, thanks but no thanks.
:sneaky:

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:55 pm
by joao
Bigpokey24 wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:26 pm E be like say them no get sprinkler systems for Ibadan, so nah piss them dey use water grass
:wink: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sometime one imagines what replaced the brain in some skulls.
Cotton wool maybe.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 3:43 am
by EMIR KONGI JAFFI JOFFA
YemiBrazil wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:16 pm We are conducting internal investigations to understand what happened that day. We suspect sabotage.

Yup. Very likely a setup. Justice will be served.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:21 pm
by 1naija
Murds, which is the pinch your nose emoticon?

This stinks!

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:57 pm
by Toxicarrow

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 5:02 pm
by Toxicarrow

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 5:04 pm
by Toxicarrow
Lolly wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:33 pm I have seen an Oyinbo man park his car by the roadside in Lagos to take a pee. But this guy who happens to be an official doing it on a professional football club’s pitch is criminal.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 5:06 pm
by Toxicarrow
Cito wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:43 pm The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:09 pm
by olu
$1000 for most people living in Nigeria isn't a small fine.

Re: IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 8:04 pm
by Igugu
jette1 wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:16 pm
1naija wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:08 pm Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..
Cito wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:43 pm The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
But a certain Nigerian or Igbo proverb suggests that peeing together is a sign of endearment; “pee foams only when it’s done together” so CE let’s all come together and make it foam.
That's not what it means. The proverb says: when a man pees on one spot, it will produce a foam that will be visible. It say when one person does it. Not everyone at the same time. This proverb does not apply here. Thank you, Sir.