UnconfirmedNews: 9moroccan players tested positive for drugs
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UnconfirmedNews: 9moroccan players tested positive for drugs
Guys,
i just heard that 9 moroccan players tested positive for drugs and the match will be given to Nigeria. CAF official, right after the match saw an unusual redness in the eyes of a number of moroccan players and ordered drug tests. The results were shocking. 9 of the starting 11 tested positive. When asked to comment on the outcome of the test, the Nigerian coach, Christian Chukwu said it was very obvious those boys were using something. In his own words " The way those boys were playing was one kind. When i saw the way they marked out Kanu, i knew something out of the ordinary was going on.
i just heard that 9 moroccan players tested positive for drugs and the match will be given to Nigeria. CAF official, right after the match saw an unusual redness in the eyes of a number of moroccan players and ordered drug tests. The results were shocking. 9 of the starting 11 tested positive. When asked to comment on the outcome of the test, the Nigerian coach, Christian Chukwu said it was very obvious those boys were using something. In his own words " The way those boys were playing was one kind. When i saw the way they marked out Kanu, i knew something out of the ordinary was going on.
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esosa, I no you are doing your best to offer comic relieve, but please do it more comically. We don't want people taking your story too serious.
2 of the finest indigenous coaches Nigeria ever had lost in a space of 4 days. Dear Lord, is this a sign that you are taking away from us what we failed to appreciate? I pray for forgiveness of our sins. I pray for the humility to recognize our wrongs and the humbleness and wisdom to right our ways.
REST IN PEACE COACH STEPHEN KESHI!!! REST IN PEACE COACH AMODU SHAIBU!!!
REST IN PEACE COACH STEPHEN KESHI!!! REST IN PEACE COACH AMODU SHAIBU!!!
Ah Esosa beat me to it.
I watched the full interview on Tv. it went like this:
Reporter:
Mr. Chukwu, have you heared the news just released by Caf.
Chukwu ( igbo accent):
Nna, i heared they said Nigeria is finished. Nmm. its a lie .....
Reporter ( interrupts) :
No not that. They claim the game has been giving to your team, as the Morrocans just tested positive to drugs.
Chukwu:
Aha, God don catch dem....
Reporter (interrupts again):
Say what Sir???
Chukwu (in condenced igbo accent):
Neva mind. Aniwey wen i see de wey dey mark pailulu out, i knew sontin out of ordenaarry wa go on. I told Austin ( Eguavoen), i tink sometin is certainly not rite hia. Austin wept. But me, i am chiaarman. I look up and saw Ghaddafi, the pikin , he was smiling waving near me. I knew he had given the morrocco ppl the drugs that FIFA sey he should not chop again.
Reporter( looking perplexed):
I am afraid sir, i really cannot understand u.
Chukwu walks out singing aloud.
kpo ya chukwu no gaza, kpo ya chukwu no ga za eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mezaya no bioma... ewooooooooooo kpo ya chukwu no gazaaaaaa
kai God don cash den.... hmmm na waaaa oh... wh sey my God is asleep????
Reporter: well you can see the man popularly known as Chairman Chukwu singing gleefully after hearing the news that Nigeria will be awarded the game by default. over to you John.
I watched the full interview on Tv. it went like this:
Reporter:
Mr. Chukwu, have you heared the news just released by Caf.
Chukwu ( igbo accent):
Nna, i heared they said Nigeria is finished. Nmm. its a lie .....
Reporter ( interrupts) :
No not that. They claim the game has been giving to your team, as the Morrocans just tested positive to drugs.
Chukwu:
Aha, God don catch dem....
Reporter (interrupts again):
Say what Sir???
Chukwu (in condenced igbo accent):
Neva mind. Aniwey wen i see de wey dey mark pailulu out, i knew sontin out of ordenaarry wa go on. I told Austin ( Eguavoen), i tink sometin is certainly not rite hia. Austin wept. But me, i am chiaarman. I look up and saw Ghaddafi, the pikin , he was smiling waving near me. I knew he had given the morrocco ppl the drugs that FIFA sey he should not chop again.
Reporter( looking perplexed):
I am afraid sir, i really cannot understand u.
Chukwu walks out singing aloud.
kpo ya chukwu no gaza, kpo ya chukwu no ga za eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mezaya no bioma... ewooooooooooo kpo ya chukwu no gazaaaaaa
kai God don cash den.... hmmm na waaaa oh... wh sey my God is asleep????
Reporter: well you can see the man popularly known as Chairman Chukwu singing gleefully after hearing the news that Nigeria will be awarded the game by default. over to you John.
Hey KayCee, Do you 'Comic View'? If you don't, I think you should. Maybe that's ur talent instead of selling early Morning papers in the cold Washington Metro.
Good Job.
Good Job.
kaycee2g wrote:Ah Esosa beat me to it.
I watched the full interview on Tv. it went like this:
Reporter:
Mr. Chukwu, have you heared the news just released by Caf.
Chukwu ( igbo accent):
Nna, i heared they said Nigeria is finished. Nmm. its a lie .....
Reporter ( interrupts) :
No not that. They claim the game has been giving to your team, as the Morrocans just tested positive to drugs.
Chukwu:
Aha, God don catch dem....
Reporter (interrupts again):
Say what Sir???
Chukwu (in condenced igbo accent):
Neva mind. Aniwey wen i see de wey dey mark pailulu out, i knew sontin out of ordenaarry wa go on. I told Austin ( Eguavoen), i tink sometin is certainly not rite hia. Austin wept. But me, i am chiaarman. I look up and saw Ghaddafi, the pikin , he was smiling waving near me. I knew he had given the morrocco ppl the drugs that FIFA sey he should not chop again.
Reporter( looking perplexed):
I am afraid sir, i really cannot understand u.
Chukwu walks out singing aloud.
kpo ya chukwu no gaza, kpo ya chukwu no ga za eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mezaya no bioma... ewooooooooooo kpo ya chukwu no gazaaaaaa
kai God don cash den.... hmmm na waaaa oh... wh sey my God is asleep????
Reporter: well you can see the man popularly known as Chairman Chukwu singing gleefully after hearing the news that Nigeria will be awarded the game by default. over to you John.
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KAYCEE:
Please educate me how the import or substance of your post would have been any different without the seemingly perjorative reference to a so-called "IGBO accent" and "condenced(sic) IGBO accent"?!
I am particularly interested since there appears to be no necessity to ascribe an ethnic accent of any sort to the other speaker in your skit -- and this has not been the first time that you found it necessary to make reference to an "IGBO accent" on this forum.
Please educate me how the import or substance of your post would have been any different without the seemingly perjorative reference to a so-called "IGBO accent" and "condenced(sic) IGBO accent"?!
I am particularly interested since there appears to be no necessity to ascribe an ethnic accent of any sort to the other speaker in your skit -- and this has not been the first time that you found it necessary to make reference to an "IGBO accent" on this forum.
Emmm, kaycee, you no be ibo?????
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"“There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.”
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Re: Breaking News: 9 moroccan players tested positive for dr
esosa wrote:Guys,
i just heard that 9 moroccan players tested positive for drugs and the match will be given to Nigeria. CAF official, right after the match saw an unusual redness in the eyes of a number of moroccan players and ordered drug tests. The results were shocking. 9 of the starting 11 tested positive. When asked to comment on the outcome of the test, the Nigerian coach, Christian Chukwu said it was very obvious those boys were using something. In his own words " The way those boys were playing was one kind. When i saw the way they marked out Kanu, i knew something out of the ordinary was going on.
shaarap, chukwu did not notice anything...BTW a URL would do......who knows the authenticity of that story.........
When you mix unsportsmanship with crudity, you get a thread like this. And some herein find this funny. We forget that not every visitor to this site is a Naija or even a SuperEagles fan. I've always thought this is a site that helps unite football fans, but some of us are turning it into a crab barrel.
Seems like the moderators who like to delete posts at will find this thread funny too, or they has lost their balls on this one.
Incredible indeed!!!
Seems like the moderators who like to delete posts at will find this thread funny too, or they has lost their balls on this one.
Incredible indeed!!!
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Apparently they tested positive for PPP. The damning thing was that all their player tested positive. The rumour going round was that they were given contaminated water.
CCC was jumping for joy when he heard that not a single SE players tested positive.
When CCC asked what PPP stand for, the reply was
PRIDE, PATRIOTISM & PURPOSE.
CCC was jumping for joy when he heard that not a single SE players tested positive.
When CCC asked what PPP stand for, the reply was
PRIDE, PATRIOTISM & PURPOSE.