Let Us Write a Letter to Dave Jones!
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07/01/03
Dave Jones
Coach
Wolvehampton Wanderers
England
Dear Mr. Jones:
We the undersigned are passionate Nigerian football fans and members of the online forum Cybereagles.com. We have taken the extraordinary decision to write to you following certain disturbing events regarding Isaac Okoronkwo.
As you are well aware, Isaac Okoronkwo has been watching all EPL games from the stands (not even the dressing room or polished pine) since the beginning of this EPL season. Over the last few days, Isaac has revealed that he is willing to participate in the events of the club because he believes he has what it takes to single-handedly save the Wolves from relegation and take her to Europe next year.
According to media reports we have received, Isaac signed only a one year professional contract with Wolvehampton and he is uncertain of his position with the club and what you mean by saying "he hasn't adapted as quickly as we hoped". Some other reports say his refusal to suck up to your balls have left him in the stands.
As the boss of Wolvehampton, we believe that it is within your power to guarantee Isaac Okoronkwo that he will not be penalised for not sucking up to your balls. We would thus appreciate a public statement to that effect from you and a pledge that any contarctual discussions currently going on will not be jeopardised by Isaac's decision.
Our forum has over 300 members and it is a focal point for Nigerian football fans who wish to come together to discuss the beautiful game. Given your enourmous presence in Wolves' activities, we believe that Isaac Okoronkwo will only be able to play his heart in the Wolves squad and single-handedly deliver you from relegation by your express permission.
Thank you for your anticipated co-operation and we hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
Riche007
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07/01/03
Dave Jones
Coach
Wolvehampton Wanderers
England
Dear Mr. Jones:
We the undersigned are passionate Nigerian football fans and members of the online forum Cybereagles.com. We have taken the extraordinary decision to write to you following certain disturbing events regarding Isaac Okoronkwo.
As you are well aware, Isaac Okoronkwo has been watching all EPL games from the stands (not even the dressing room or polished pine) since the beginning of this EPL season. Over the last few days, Isaac has revealed that he is willing to participate in the events of the club because he believes he has what it takes to single-handedly save the Wolves from relegation and take her to Europe next year.
According to media reports we have received, Isaac signed only a one year professional contract with Wolvehampton and he is uncertain of his position with the club and what you mean by saying "he hasn't adapted as quickly as we hoped". Some other reports say his refusal to suck up to your balls have left him in the stands.
As the boss of Wolvehampton, we believe that it is within your power to guarantee Isaac Okoronkwo that he will not be penalised for not sucking up to your balls. We would thus appreciate a public statement to that effect from you and a pledge that any contarctual discussions currently going on will not be jeopardised by Isaac's decision.
Our forum has over 300 members and it is a focal point for Nigerian football fans who wish to come together to discuss the beautiful game. Given your enourmous presence in Wolves' activities, we believe that Isaac Okoronkwo will only be able to play his heart in the Wolves squad and single-handedly deliver you from relegation by your express permission.
Thank you for your anticipated co-operation and we hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
Riche007
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge - Hawking, 1942