ElHadary wrote:
Bigpokey24 wrote:
Run run run, then cross and hope . Dude we are in 2014
Someone needs to get you some crayons and paper so you can leave us to discuss football while you draw us a semi-retarded picture of what you think soccer is.
"We've been looking forward to this one for sometime Johnny, its got classic written all over it".
"You're right Glenn, I've seen Hadary through the amateurs, this is a step up now, he's up against a big, portly unit in Pokey, he's gonna have to think, keep moving, pick his punches. I th..."
"Sorry to interrupt you there Johnny, the gowns are off and look at the size of Pokey, he's at least a couple stone up from the weigh-in".
"He's piled it on Glenn, there was talk of him opening threads to get tips on weight gain, from the looks of things, he ate those too"
"And the people who gave him them Johnny".
"The size difference is staggering, Hadary's giving away a metre on the waist, 30 inches on the neck...".
"Thats not all Johnny, look at the size of his hands, like a bear's wrapped in a red mattress".
"Well the bigger they come, the harder they fall Glenn".
"It works both ways Johnny, but surely this spells danger for Hadary".
"We'll soon find out, they've touched gloves, get ready for a...".
"Wild swing by Pokey...if he'd connected with that Johnny, he'd have sent him into orb..".
"Yes, good movement from Hadary, dodged, caught him on the inside. Easy points, safe and sensib...".
"Ooooooooooh, its over Johnny! Its over! What a finish! Its over. Oooooooh myyyyyy...".
"Brilliant stuff! Brilliant! We talked about Pokey's size, but never mentioned the dangers to himself, slow, lazy, cumbersome, he was still swinging his first punch Glenn".
"Slow motion Johnny and he's been caught flush on the neck".
There was so much to aim for Glenn, Hadary ducks, a neat left on the inside, then a thunderous right. Thunderous".
"Well they call Pokey the Pelican because of the size of his neck and...he wont be catching fish with that for a long time Johnny".