"Rohr Resigns In Anger, ...After Punch-Out!!!"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:02 pm
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Sources, who chose to remain anonymous, informed that during tactical presentation
after practice this evening, one of the Naija assistant coaches 'lambasted' Rohr on his
approach to the next game against Iceland. Players and other coaches started taking
sides and a melee ensued, during which Ekong wrestled down another player a la his
famous take down of a Croatian. Another anonymous 'eye baller' of the 'roof-rofo' informs
that even Captain Mikel had to used his 'world cup best attired' winning slippers on a young
player plying his trade in the EPL, while accusing him of tiring out during the game with Croatia.
Finally, another unnamed source informed that 'Lord Picnic' walked in and accused Rohr of not being
able to take charge of the team, of which words were exchanged, leading to Rohr tendering his resignation.
As at the writing of this report, it was rumored that PMB is so incensed on the fight report that he
is thinking about sending a high level delegation of senate and house members to douse the flame,
with instructions that if push comes to shove, they 'the lawmakers' should field a replacement team
against Iceland and Argentina, with the idea that the lawmakers can use their international wuru-wuru
expertise to get the SE into the next round, and perhaps bring the world cup home.
This was written, in he spirit of continuing useless threads, as I have resolved to throw my hat
in the ring while exposing my 'bald eagle' head.
More to come...!!!
Sources, who chose to remain anonymous, informed that during tactical presentation
after practice this evening, one of the Naija assistant coaches 'lambasted' Rohr on his
approach to the next game against Iceland. Players and other coaches started taking
sides and a melee ensued, during which Ekong wrestled down another player a la his
famous take down of a Croatian. Another anonymous 'eye baller' of the 'roof-rofo' informs
that even Captain Mikel had to used his 'world cup best attired' winning slippers on a young
player plying his trade in the EPL, while accusing him of tiring out during the game with Croatia.
Finally, another unnamed source informed that 'Lord Picnic' walked in and accused Rohr of not being
able to take charge of the team, of which words were exchanged, leading to Rohr tendering his resignation.
As at the writing of this report, it was rumored that PMB is so incensed on the fight report that he
is thinking about sending a high level delegation of senate and house members to douse the flame,
with instructions that if push comes to shove, they 'the lawmakers' should field a replacement team
against Iceland and Argentina, with the idea that the lawmakers can use their international wuru-wuru
expertise to get the SE into the next round, and perhaps bring the world cup home.
This was written, in he spirit of continuing useless threads, as I have resolved to throw my hat
in the ring while exposing my 'bald eagle' head.
More to come...!!!