The Arsenal FC - Related News and Devts for 2023-24 Season

[Coach]

@Tx, Southgate will look for safety first. Had Henderson been anywhere other than Saudi he’d have found a way to shoe horn him in. The obvious option is a 4-1-4-1 Rice in the Rodri role with Bellingham and Foden central.

The wide left remains an issue. Trippier will be the left back, tucked in to form a three in possession. Width on the left remains unaccounted with Rashford off the boil. Foden is wasted out wide. Palmer hasn’t featured there. Anthony Gordon an obvious option, but hasn’t played in the friendlies.

Gallagher is Gareth’s Henderson 2.0. If he sticks Gentleman Jude there, it’ll be with more shackles than Chicken George singing Mary Mary’s smash hit.

There’s enough in the England squad to be more adventurous than Southgate will allow. And certainly less concerned about the challenge of retaining possession.

[danfo driver]

This is the story of Arsenal. Repugnant. Demonic. Wicked.

God bless Granit Xhaka.

[Scipio Africanus]

Some Nigerians commit fraud, therefore all Nigerians are fraudsters. See Doo Doo's logic? Stupid cvnt.

[Bigpokey24]

Assanal will so batter Everton

[Kako]

Today na today
una go see

[Scipio Africanus]

Today na today
una go see

Indeed, today na today!

[Coach]

Usyk toppling Tyson. David and Goliath. Moyes’ first name? David. Written in the stars. No Jarrod Bowen, no bother, Emerson further forward, big Mick Antonio up top and up for it. Jimmy “Magic” Wand-Prowse brought down 30 yards from goal. Pim!

@Africanus, 3 letter word that follows West? They gorged on the gammon, behold the shoulder joint. Tough cuts, demanding in the chew.

[elerineye]

Usyk toppling Tyson. David and Goliath. Moyes’ first name? David. Written in the stars. No Jarrod Bowen, no bother, Emerson further forward, big Mick Antonio up top and up for it. Jimmy “Magic” Wand-Prowse brought down 30 yards from goal. Pim!

@Africanus, 3 letter word that follows West? They gorged on the gammon, behold the shoulder joint. Tough cuts, demanding in the chew.

Bros, at the Etihad? Not this year…

[Scipio Africanus]

Usyk toppling Tyson. David and Goliath. Moyes’ first name? David. Written in the stars. No Jarrod Bowen, no bother, Emerson further forward, big Mick Antonio up top and up for it. Jimmy “Magic” Wand-Prowse brought down 30 yards from goal. Pim!

@Africanus, 3 letter word that follows West? They gorged on the gammon, behold the shoulder joint. Tough cuts, demanding inthe chew.

End, as in the end of our title dream? Or the end of City's? Hopefully the latter. The ham can wait. Adobo sauce price has ben inflated beyond affordability.

[Coach]

In the words of Hilel the Elder, “if not now then when?”. In the empire of the Emirati, Oleksandr “onwards Xtian soldier” bludgeoned his way to immortality in the name of the good book. And Beloved, the one true faith (*does the sign of the cross). The waters’ too deep they said. No bother, we’ll walk on it.

Big Kurt Zouma. Big Tom Soucek. Big Mick Antonio. Throw-ons and corners. Keep the ball off the grass and up in the clouds for the aerial onslaught.

[Scipio Africanus]

Antonio will score against City. Question is, how many will City score?

[Coach]

The HAM will full into a back five with Emerson and Chilwell working the left hand-side. They’ll be moved around a bit and miss some of JB’s energy on the counter but cometh the hour, cometh the man mountain. Big Mick, dumplings, ackee and salt fish breakfast. Guinness stout to wash it down. Fueled and fired.

If Moyes can keep it closed and play for the corners. Slingshot. Biblical.

[Coach]

City will need the daylight of 3 or 4 or the pig will prove itself wild boar.

[Kako]

City 1-0

[balo]

Foden dagger.

[Scipio Africanus]

City 1-0

Is BigPuPu out sick or somn? Why are you doing his job?

[Coach]

Yep!

[Scipio Africanus]

City don add anoda wan.

[Kako]

I say
Una go see

[Coach]

@Scipio, it’s 2 with plenty of time remaining. Rumours rife that David was asking to be called “Daoud” in the pre-match presser. Converted to Islam. Strictly turkey bacon alhamdilalah.

[Coach]

Doku has switched on his super saiyan. Unplayable at the moment.

[elerineye]

We have been so nervous.

[Scipio Africanus]

Everton should have scored there!