The Arsenal FC - Related News and Devts for 2023-24 Season

[ohenhen1]

Great season for Arsenal. That home loss to Aston Villa may have cost us the title.

[Bigpokey24]

Great season for Arsenal. That home loss to Aston Villa may have cost us the title.

what do you mean great season? if you finish 2nd, it makes no difference from last season , so you only added 2 or 3 points compared to last season? NewCastle, Spurs etc all finished 2nd

[elerineye]

This looks like one of those games we won’t win…

Oh you of little faith

[elerineye]

I will take the three points but I was hoping we smack Man Utd around at old toilet with some expansive football.

It was your chance to break the 8-2, but you didnt.

Manchester United (8) v (2) Arsenal

It was our chance to break the 8-2 while twerking sideways and eating ham with Worchestershire sauce, abi na Lancashire sauce? Ewu hater!

Now take our 1-0 win today and jam it firmly up yours!

[Coach]

City will be taken deeper into Hades than Orpheus in pursuit of Eurydice. In the cups, maybe, but in the league, the THS has been a colosseum too far for Guardiola’s gladiators. Tuesday will be no different.

The curse of HAM.

[mmeny]

I will take the three points but I was hoping we smack Man Utd around at old toilet with some expansive football.

It was your chance to break the 8-2, but you didnt.

Manchester United (8) v (2) Arsenal

A nice 5-0 thumping would have been enough but we take the 1-0 victory if history repeats itself once again.

[Coach]

The lengths Flipfloptimus Prime is going to. United beaten at home, title race taken to the last day, “but, but, you didn’t avenge a beating from the antiquities”.

The pursuit of relevance has led many to the front room of ridiculousness. Whatever next, a trip to Kris Jenner’s meat market for a pair of breasts and a bit of Botox.

If Beloved bag it = I cursed Pep Guardiola for his bias and bigotry towards Eto’o and Yaya Toure.

If City clinch it = I cursed Arsenal, they will never, ever bla bla bla till some Cyberian [who cares not for his or is it they/their existence] apologises.

It’s the stuff of Kafkian metamorphosis. Generation TikTok.

[Scipio Africanus]

The lengths Flipfloptimus Prime is going to. United beaten at home, title race taken to the last day, “but, but, you didn’t avenge a beating from the antiquities”.

The pursuit of relevance has led many to the front room of ridiculousness. Whatever next, a trip to Kris Jenner’s meat market for a pair of breasts and a bit of Botox.

If Beloved bag it = I cursed Pep Guardiola for his bias and bigotry towards Eto’o and Yaya Toure.

If City clinch it = I cursed Arsenal, they will never, ever bla bla bla till some Cyberian [who cares not for his or is it they/their existence] apologises.

It’s the stuff of Kafkian metamorphosis. Generation TikTok.

I am grateful for his/its frequent forays into our beloved forum, together with his manservant BigPuPu. They have provided much needed comic relief to accompany an eventful season. On the flip side, said manservant BigPuPu has blocked me and is not talking to me anymore. I hear he had to spend the night after Mr. D. Dunceriver had a near mental breakdown from our win against United.

Is ham still on the menu for Tuesday?

[Sleaky72]

The lengths Flipfloptimus Prime is going to. United beaten at home, title race taken to the last day, “but, but, you didn’t avenge a beating from the antiquities”.

The pursuit of relevance has led many to the front room of ridiculousness. Whatever next, a trip to Kris Jenner’s meat market for a pair of breasts and a bit of Botox.

If Beloved bag it = I cursed Pep Guardiola for his bias and bigotry towards Eto’o and Yaya Toure.

If City clinch it = I cursed Arsenal, they will never, ever bla bla bla till some Cyberian [who cares not for his or is it they/their existence] apologises.

It’s the stuff of Kafkian metamorphosis. Generation TikTok.

I am grateful for his/its frequent forays into our beloved forum, together with his manservant BigPuPu. They have provided much needed comic relief to accompany an eventful season. On the flip side, said manservant BigPuPu has blocked me and is not talking to me anymore. I hear he had to spend the night after Mr. D. Dunceriver had a near mental breakdown from our win against United.

Is ham still on the menu for Tuesday?

[elerineye]

The lengths Flipfloptimus Prime is going to. United beaten at home, title race taken to the last day, “but, but, you didn’t avenge a beating from the antiquities”.

The pursuit of relevance has led many to the front room of ridiculousness. Whatever next, a trip to Kris Jenner’s meat market for a pair of breasts and a bit of Botox.

If Beloved bag it = I cursed Pep Guardiola for his bias and bigotry towards Eto’o and Yaya Toure.

If City clinch it = I cursed Arsenal, they will never, ever bla bla bla till some Cyberian [who cares not for his or is it they/their existence] apologises.

It’s the stuff of Kafkian metamorphosis. Generation TikTok.

I am grateful for his/its frequent forays into our beloved forum, together with his manservant BigPuPu. They have provided much needed comic relief to accompany an eventful season. On the flip side, said manservant BigPuPu has blocked me and is not talking to me anymore. I hear he had to spend the night after Mr. D. Dunceriver had a near mental breakdown from our win against United.

Is ham still on the menu for Tuesday?

These guys are crazy, I tell ya…

[Scipio Africanus]

Uncharacteristic mistake by Martinez in goal for Villa to give pool the early lead.

[Sleaky72]

Uncharacteristic mistake by Martinez in goal for Villa to give pool the early lead.

2-1 but Villa look dangerous.
Diaby missed a great chance.
Need a Villa loss to keep Tottenham interested

[Scipio Africanus]

Uncharacteristic mistake by Martinez in goal for Villa to give pool the early lead.

2-1 but Villa look dangerous.
Diaby missed a great chance.
Need a Villa loss to keep Tottenham interested

100%

[Scipio Africanus]

3-1 to pool!

Kai! I wish we had done this to Villa

[Scipio Africanus]

Watkins nets for Villa but might be offside ...

[Scipio Africanus]

Orr saiii!!! Goal will not stand

[Coach]

This Moussa Diaby fella went from Weah to Wreh in the space of 3 touches. Interesting.

[Coach]

Had this one down for 4-2 on one slip and a Liverpool win in the flutter. Tomorrow, pork loin, hock, gammon steak with cranberry jam. Beef galantine? Hardly, boar. Wild and ravenous. The curse of Ham. 4-3. Capping off the accumulator with Raith (11/5) triumphing over Partick and outside bet, the Spartans grabbing a draw in the Highland playoffs. Odds? Mouthwatering, upwards of 8 large if it hits on a modest wager.

[Scipio Africanus]

Had this one down for 4-2 on one slip and a Liverpool win in the flutter. Tomorrow, pork loin, hock, gammon steak with cranberry jam. Beef galantine? Hardly, boar. Wild and ravenous. The curse of Ham. 4-3. Capping off the accumulator with Raith (11/5) triumphing over Partick and outside bet, the Spartans grabbing a draw in the Highland playoffs. Odds? Mouthwatering, upwards of 8 large if it hits on a modest wager.

And to cap it all off, put all your winnings into GameStop stock. Up 66% today.

[Scipio Africanus]

Liverpool are jokers! What comical defending! 3-3!

[cchinukw]

Great season for Arsenal. That home loss to Aston Villa may have cost us the title.

what do you mean great season? if you finish 2nd, it makes no difference from last season , so you only added 2 or 3 points compared to last season? NewCastle, Spurs etc all finished 2nd

No more free Abrahmovic money. Instead make you stay Chelsea thread jejeli you nor gree.

Enjoy the ride jor. We can see you want to decamp to Arsenal. Your passion for Arsenal too dey hot.

[Coach]

Jumping Jehoshaphat!

[Coach]

Precious point for Emeribe. Will rue the misses. Big Crystal Palace at Fort Selhurst, ye shalt not pass. Oliver Cromwell Glasner. Magic Johnny Mateta. Abracadabra. No favours from the Saladins. Nothing but luncheon meat on the china tomorrow. Tapas? B*llocks to that you bent paella! Two words, Bacon.