Manchester United - News, Developments & Season

[Sleaky72]

United score but ruled offside.
Great save on Szbo by Onana

[Scipio Africanus]

My word! This game is being played at 100MPH

[Sleaky72]

The pace with which these Liverpool midfielders arrive in the box is crazy.
Scousers really showing United no respect.
They are throwing so many players forward.
Will see if they get caught on the counter

[Sleaky72]

Damn 0-1 Liverpool.
Smh.

[Scipio Africanus]

Man U are a shambles

[Coach]

Today should be the last stand of Erik the Red. Netherlander. Germanic barbarian ancestry. And of course the Vikings originated from nomadic North Germanic tribes. And t’is well known how it ended for those on England’s green and pleasant land. Jerusalem.

[Coach]

Man U are a shambles

Put all their chips on Connor Bradley and work him for a red. Before the rocket from range.

[Cito]

Garnacho is an offensive black hole in this game. He hasn’t got a positive contribution in this game so far.

[Scipio Africanus]

Man U are being used for target practice

[Bigpokey24]

zero shots 40 min of football from money miss road united ..wow

[Coach]

Before kick-off Andre Onana had faced over 570 shots in the EPL alone. Ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as his hands still being as weak as seven days. 500 arms curls with a pound of flour would have Hey Arnold’s arms looking like Ronnie Coleman’s. Nonsense.

Going for 3 goals in the second-half 15/2.

[Sleaky72]

Cmon United. This is England’s biggest fball rivalry.
At least try and land a punch.
Goodness

[Sleaky72]

Bruno Bruno!
Was just about to write that United were 11 sheep without a shepherd and up stepped King Bruno!
1-1!
Lift Off United!
Finally

[Scipio Africanus]

Gooooooooooolll Arsenal! err I mean United!

[Coach]

Wasn’t there a flick on Kelleher’s glove there?

[Sleaky72]

OMG.
Casemiro inches away from making it 2-1

[Sleaky72]

Oh wow. Liverpool go right down the field and miss a breakaway. This is a mad game.
This is English football

[Cito]

What do these United guys do in training. They are all over the place. Playing like strangers.

[Coach]

Hjollund missing much like his ancestors on the battlefields of Stamford Bridge. T.I.E. This. Is. England.

Get a couple quid on Anthony popping up with a cracker.

[Coach]

What do these United guys do in training. They are all over the place. Playing like strangers.

It’s chaos theory. The hope is the madness infects the opposition.

[Coach]

Unbelievable. How can a player run 60 odd yards with the ball. Knofe through butter.

If Rashford wants off why hasn’t he gone down?

[Sleaky72]

These are two very flawed teams …
Rash is off and the Showpony is on.

[Cito]

What do these United guys do in training. They are all over the place. Playing like strangers.

It’s chaos theory. The hope is the madness infects the opposition.