Waffiman wrote:As usual you failed just like your life do far. Only a feral, dingbat like you will try to compare rumours about transfers to telling lies about your life.
Good morning, Waffi, I am happy that you have brought yourself before this tribunal, as I demanded and agreed to respond to the serious allegations levied against your person! It is very important for you to clear your blood stained name! All over this forum, ask anyone "who is Waffiman" and they will tell you, "he is a liar." So, it is important that you have availed yourself, here. I commend you.
Over the years, you have claimed that the likes of Ibra, Cristiano, Iniesta, Eto'o, Ronaldinho, Okocha, John Terry, Griezmann, Luis Suarez, Hazard, etc etc were going to sign for Arsenal, you were emphatic in your claims and even insulted every CE member who dared to question you.
In fact, an affidavit signed and submitted to this tribunal by one Mr. Kajifu stated that "for weeks, I was insulted, derided and humiliated by Wafoolishman. He attacked me because I simply asked him to provide proof of his claims. He used vulgar words on me and made sure I was humiliated. NA WOW O!"
Another Affidavit filed against you by a CE forumer, who wishes to be anonymous, so the tribunal cannot reveal that his name is Gooner1 stated that "I am tired of all this! This man of very short frame is the root cause of my mid-night sweat disease! ever since I joined CE and followed his transfer lies! I have been unable to sleep. I wake up at 2am in the morning to check skysports news to see if Wafffiman's transfers have actually come through. Unfortunately, everytime, his claims are proven false. His lies have caused me sleepless nights."
Sir, there are multiple other affidavits signed by CE members against you, and I am willing to provide them to you. However, with these two above, are you stating that your defense is that every transfer comment you have made on CE was "rumor mongering?"
El Waffle Wayo of Urhobo land!
Even when handcuffed and placed behind a police car like a dwarf caught in a grocery store stealing peanuts, you are still refusing to give up! You continue to tell lies. Odiegwu!
You are so small and inadequate, you feel you have to lie to big up yourself to be what you are not. You felt a need to lie about your life, your existence that you are in some sort of posh law school, when you cannot even string two sentences together properly. Omashe O! You will also die the same way because you are cursed to your doom.
Sir, I put it to you that this is what is called "Dwarfy Syndrome." This syndrome is defined as the innate desire of a person of smaller stature to imagine that every other person is "Small and inadequate," so as to comfort himself/herself on his/her stunted growth.
I put it to you, Sir, that being trapped in the body of a raccoon has forced you to experience dwarfy syndrome. I have conducted research on youtube and I can confirm that a mixture of Napoleon complex and dwarfy syndrome is one that cannot and should not be taken lightly. Your usual outburst, anger, wickedness and vulgarity (articulated in the affidavits I have received from CE members) prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that you, Sir, are exhibiting terrible signs of this disease.
That is sad. I can understand you want to joke like it is nothing, but you know deep down it is not, it is denial. The very
denial that made you claim to be what you are not. Your
insecurities are exposed every day here as you go from thread to thread
trying hard to be relevant. It is the mark of a sad, pathetic failure. What is worse is, you have been
here for how many years now and you are not improving as s person. In fact, you are getting worse, and there is no saving you. I love it.
Sir, I have color-coded a few words and phrases for your perusal.
Denial - Bigpokey has asked you multiple times-- how tall are you, and you have refused to respond because you are in denial.
Insecurities - BigPokey saw you on TV and while Arsenal fans were all standing up, you refused to stand up. You remained seated because you are ashamed of your shortness. In fact, it has been claimed on CE that when you went to Mama Calabar, you arrived first and you refused to stand up, until every CE had left. Thank God, Prince forgot his snuff-box and came back to get it. Lo and behold, he saw the snuff box but did not see you, until you said "oh boy, you come back?" and he looked down and saw you.
Trying hard to be relevant - Sir, this is the only reason you pretend that you know the inner workings of Arsenal. If you did not tell lies to bamboozle Arsenal supporters, you will be forgotten.
here for how many years now and you are not improving as s person -- you have been here for more than 20 years Sir and you are 59 years old, but every year, you get worse as a person, Sir. The evidence is here for all to see. A 59 year old man who is vulgar, who attacks Kajifu and insults peoples. Sir, you are not improving as a person.
I love it because it is obvious where you will end and it is not going to be pretty.
Sir, I would be surprised if you weren't.