Good morning, Waffiman. I apologize for my tardy response. It was quite a hectic day, yesterday, as I have been... well... LAWYERING.
Sir, I will urge you to keep your responses to this tribunal on point. Lest you forget, Sir, you have been charged with war crimes. This is very serious! Do you want to go the rest of your life being known as a war criminal? A short one at that? This will put you in the midst of bad company. Short men who have been convicted of war crimes. I have completed my research on "short war criminals" on wikipedia and here, Sir, is a laundry list of criminals, with whom you risk association:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_c ... _criminals
I implore you to take this matter seriously and respond to the allegations against you: Why are you a natural born liar? Why did you lie about transfers incoming and outgoing at Arsenal? Why do you claim to know things that you have no clue about? Please, respond to this inquiry Sir. A liar is a thief and we are hopeful that we can cure you of this rabid illness before you descend into thievery.
That said, please, find my response to your irrelevant inquiry below:
Waffiman wrote:What do you call a lying lawyer who never went to law school lawyer at the bottom of a lake?
A good start.
"A lying lawyer who never went to law school" - some would call this an oxymoron, while others will call it an antithesis. If he never went to laws school, he cannot be a "lawyer."
"Lawyer at the bottom of a lake" - It depends. Either a lawyer who has drowned or a lawyer who is engaging in the water sport of diving.
Do you remember when as Kaycee2g he famously told of his posh law school?
Yes Sir.
I noticed you edited certain parts of my words. Why? I must have touched a raw nerve. So you remove the bits that hurt whilst leaving the bits you want to respond to. I do not not bother with your posts, I hardly read them. I just treat them with the massive contempt I have for a dreg of society like you. I am not sorry about anything I write about you. I do it because I have come to the firm conclusion you are what I write.
Because, either there was nothing to respond to or its not worth responding to. Take the above quote: "Do you remember when as Kaycee2g he famously told of his posh law school." That questions had no depth and isnt worth responding to. Mt response is "Yes, Sir." But what was the point of the question? and what is the point of my response? A question like that should be a prelude to another more in-depth question or at the very least, an attack. So, when your questions are shallow, I ignore them.
Your attempts below only goes further as evidence that you were lying here when you said you were attending a posh law school. You never went to law school, you do not even know your way to school, let alone show any type of discipline and character that can take you to your lying destination.
Now, Sir, this part of your post should have immediately come after the first question: "Do you remember when as Kaycee2g he famously told of his posh law school." This would not only have made sure that your communication flowed better; but it will help the reader understand why your first sentence was necessary.
As for the highlighted portion. Sir, this is a very important part for me. A young person like me can one day learn discipline and character. However, someone of your age, Sir, a 59 year old who has failed to pick up discipline and character all his life, how and when are you going to learn it? At 59 you are undisciplined, you are crass, you are vulgar, you tell lies, you put yourself on a pedestal of knowledge when frankly, you have zero knowledge of what is going on inside Arsenal. At 59 Sir, I put it to you that there is no chance that you will improve. Often, we have been told that a "fool at 40 is a fool forever." Sir, that was 19 years ago!
No law school will take you, you are lying scum and you know it. Apart from the fact that you display the intelligence of a sheep, you are uncouth, ill-mannered and a Neanderthal. You live in a hovel below hood rats, how can an imbecile like you be law school material.
Sir, the likes of Frank Ragano, F. Lee Bailery, Roy Cohn, Michael Cohen and Mike Nifong, just to name a few all attended law school.
quite a large number of imbeciles are admitted to law school, Sir.
Again, Sir, this is a question that should have come after the first sentence you wrote regarding law school. You have to learn sentence structure, Sir. I know that as a low level accountant in London, all your career, you were only used to crunching numbers.
But if you had learned to write properly, you may have ascended further in your field, Sir.
Look at you, a tribalist, vile and foul person. Despite many attempts to train you into a decent human in this forum, we have all failed. No improvement at all to your sad person and existence.
Sir, Fela once sang a song "teacher don't teach me nonsense." I find it hard to believe that a 59 year old, who lacks home training and clearly raised on the streets in Warri can "train" a sewer rat, not to speak of training another human being. There is a disease, Sir, which is called verminity. I have done quite a lot of research on it, Sir. In fact, I reviewed some websites through google, which speak quite a lot on the disease. Its cause and symptoms. I implore you, Sir, to search the pages of google and seek help.
I made a mistake ignoring you all these years, I should have known, you do not ignore someone with a problem like you. You look to eliminate the problem because your type of problem is beyond prayers. Have a look at this:
I am happy you have agreed, after all these years, to face your accusers! This is commendable and it shows that you have decided to move in the right direction, in a life, which frankly hasnt been the best. For years, you refused to speak on your accusations. You hid behind your position on CE and used your friends in power to try to cover for you and murder your accusers! May their souls rest in peace. Yes, Sir! You are a liar and you are also a murderer! And As you stand here, accused of these war crimes, we will get to the bottom of it.
I want us to concentrate first on (1) Why you lie to Arsenal fans. Thereafter, we will speak on (2) why have you used your power to murder several CE monikers, including Mr. Kaycee2g and multiple others. I have a list here and I am going to confront you Sir. But please, lets concentrate on the first accusations-- your pathological lies.
You see, I am not the only one who see your sad problematic life. The difference is, I will not piss down your throat if your heart is on fire.
Sir, I have heard of a sexual pleasure known as golden shower. I did cursory research on google and the definition of "golden shower" is "Golden shower is slang for the practice of urinating on another person for sexual pleasure, as part of urolagnia." Sir, I am not one who dabbles in, or enjoys, sexual games with men. It seems this is an area, in which you are not only very experienced but an area that you champion! It is true that there has been rumors on cybereagles about your Sodom and Gomorrah lifestyle and the true reason you visit Nigeria frequently. In fact, I put it to you Sir that you visit Nigeria to hide your illicit behavior. You have been banned from Enerhe, Effurun and Agbasa due to your constant visits to illicit establishment where you are devoured by men. The last time you were in Warri, you were found in Igbogidi, drugged up to a pulp with no bottom garment laying on the side of the street, just beside a male brothel. You were rushed to the hospital and a swab of your mouth showed concentrated coagulation of male urine.
Your life history is well documented in London and Warri and I will expose you for who you are Sir. I will do it! This is indeed the time for your to come clean, Sir. Come clean about your lies, your murder and your thirst for male urine and male sexual touch. You will come clean, Sir. There is no other option! It is that simple.
I take my leave from this tribunal to gather more evidence against you Sir and I continue to collect more affidavits from CE members. You wouldnt believe the volume of CE members who hate you, Sir.