Erling Haaland

[The YeyeMan]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

[danfo driver]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

yea, the way he biatch slapped your league, becoming the greatest striker to ever play and own your league

now lets talk about coefficient. keeep running away, you will face it by force

[The YeyeMan]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

yea, the way he biatch slapped your league, becoming the greatest striker to ever play and own your league

now lets talk about coefficient. keeep running away, you will face it by force

"The greatest striker to ever play in the EPL." Stick to the SE, dude. You're less exposed in that realm.

[Bigpokey24]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

yea, the way he biatch slapped your league, becoming the greatest striker to ever play and own your league

now lets talk about coefficient. keeep running away, you will face it by force

"The greatest striker to ever play in the EPL." Stick to the SE, dude. You're less exposed in that realm.

what's your take on Pool's return fixture in Italy today? Will there be a comeback similar to the one vs Barca? Atalanta did lose their last league fixture though

[danfo driver]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

yea, the way he biatch slapped your league, becoming the greatest striker to ever play and own your league

now lets talk about coefficient. keeep running away, you will face it by force

"The greatest striker to ever play in the EPL." Stick to the SE, dude. You're less exposed in that realm.

i know it hurts, but unfortunately for you, this is a fact--- no striker in the history of your league has ever done close to what he did to you and your league last year. NONE! prove me wrong.

now lets discuss coefficient

[The YeyeMan]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

yea, the way he biatch slapped your league, becoming the greatest striker to ever play and own your league

now lets talk about coefficient. keeep running away, you will face it by force

"The greatest striker to ever play in the EPL." Stick to the SE, dude. You're less exposed in that realm.

what's your take on Pool's return fixture in Italy today? Will there be a comeback similar to the one vs Barca? Atalanta did lose their last league fixture though

Are you danfo's co-efficient?

[danfo driver]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

How can he? Dude is a weak player. Is Madrid an English team that he can b1tch slap?

Now tell us more about the coefficient

The way he biatch slapped Arsenal? Spurs? Liverpool? Villa? Only fit to biatch slap useless teams like Luton with penalties.

yea, the way he biatch slapped your league, becoming the greatest striker to ever play and own your league

now lets talk about coefficient. keeep running away, you will face it by force

"The greatest striker to ever play in the EPL." Stick to the SE, dude. You're less exposed in that realm.

what's your take on Pool's return fixture in Italy today? Will there be a comeback similar to the one vs Barca? Atalanta did lose their last league fixture though

Are you danfo's co-efficient?

Is West Ham Liverpool's coefficient? two losers, kicked out of Europe! 5 CL places my yansh!!

[The YeyeMan]

You're the only Nigerian here who cares about 5 CL places. Following massa's league so closely. Odiegwu!

[danfo driver]

You're the only Nigerian here who cares about 5 CL places. Following massa's league so closely. Odiegwu!

e pain am

Like I told someone else here last week, y'all gonna learn about UEFA coefficient very soon. Weak League

How is the co-efficient looking?

[danfo driver]

reality hitting them

[danfo driver]

far superior to your league

[The YeyeMan]

Massa's leagues are sweeting your belle.

[danfo driver]

Massa's leagues are sweeting your belle.

e pain youuuuu

Quadruple, e no dey, Treble, e no dey, Double ...e dey disapear! Coeffient, e no dey! wetin dey? even Klopp real teeth! e no dey ! e no dey! e no dey!

[danfo driver]

Even the mad man, wey be literature teacher? E no dey! E don disappear Last week sweet die! His league, in the mud! His club nko? in the mud! His favorite player, the cheat? In the mud!

No wonder the mad man, literature teacher don go inside hiding

[Mr. Piffington]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

Atalanta says hello

Liverpool fans are strange.

[danfo driver]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

Atalanta says hello

Liverpool fans are strange.

Na today?

[The YeyeMan]

Massa's leagues are sweeting your belle.

e pain youuuuu

Quadruple, e no dey, Treble, e no dey, Double ...e dey disapear! Coeffient, e no dey! wetin dey? even Klopp real teeth! e no dey ! e no dey! e no dey!

How did Haaland do in the semi-final? If only he was City was playing Coventry.

[The YeyeMan]

So Erling didn't even score in 270 minutes against Real. Not very efficient.

Atalanta says hello

Liverpool fans are strange.

Cool. How so?

[Coach]

1. The curse of Pep Guardiola for presumed anti-Africanism vs Samuel Eto'o and Yaya Toure.

2. The curse of Jurgen Klopp for anti-Africanism evidenced in his belittling of the AfCON.

3. The curse of dear Beloved, ASB, attention seeking behaviour.

A. Man City win the league. Curse 2 and 3 were conjured.

B. Liverpool win the league. Curse 1 and 3 were played.

C. If Arsenal pull it off. Curse 1 and 2 were manifest.

@Yeye, in dissecting the gadfly, one learns the truth in its being and physiology. As far as debate be concerned, it’s akin to comparing cars with the shapeshifting Optimus Prime. Conveniently transforming, flip flopping to evade capture. To engage is the most Sisyphean of tasks. If one has an abundance of time to squander, why not help the Greek push the boulder up the hill.

[The YeyeMan]

1. The curse of Pep Guardiola for presumed anti-Africanism vs Samuel Eto'o and Yaya Toure.

2. The curse of Jurgen Klopp for anti-Africanism evidenced in his belittling of the AfCON.

3. The curse of dear Beloved, ASB, attention seeking behaviour.

A. Man City win the league. Curse 2 and 3 were conjured.

B. Liverpool win the league. Curse 1 and 3 were played.

C. If Arsenal pull it off. Curse 1 and 2 were manifest.

@Yeye, in dissecting the gadfly, one learns the truth in its being and physiology. As far as debate be concerned, it’s akin to comparing cars with the shapeshifting Optimus Prime. Conveniently transforming, flip flopping to evade capture. To engage is the most Sisyphean of tasks. If one has an abundance of time to squander, why not help the Greek push the boulder up the hill.

All bases covered.

[Coach]

^the purist form of cowardice.

[danfo driver]

Massa's leagues are sweeting your belle.

e pain youuuuu

Quadruple, e no dey, Treble, e no dey, Double ...e dey disapear! Coeffient, e no dey! wetin dey? even Klopp real teeth! e no dey ! e no dey! e no dey!

How did Haaland do in the semi-final? If only he was City was playing Coventry.

The comedy is that You and I do NOT rate Haaland highly.

I am just amazed that he humiliated your league and your country so badly.

[The YeyeMan]

^the purist form of cowardice.

Well, he is a coward so there's that.