Things you say during football AND sex
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Things you say during football AND sex
"...and we're getting ready for a long throw here"..
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In your case, it would literally be a throw/blanket to cover yourself with after your 30 second marathon session.paj wrote:"...and we're getting ready for a long throw here"..
We have been brainwashed by the Premier League that it's the best in the world. Nonsense. It's the best brand
Roy Keane: ITV 02/25/14
He says that we are currently "brainwashed" into believing that the Premier League is the best competition in the world, and that we are now a long way off dominating the Champions League again.
Gary Neville: Mirror: 12/23/14
I think Spain’s by far the best league.
Scholes. UK Guardian 9/6/16
Roy Keane: ITV 02/25/14
He says that we are currently "brainwashed" into believing that the Premier League is the best competition in the world, and that we are now a long way off dominating the Champions League again.
Gary Neville: Mirror: 12/23/14
I think Spain’s by far the best league.
Scholes. UK Guardian 9/6/16
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Better than barley
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You suck at both pajina.
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Chronic joblessness and severe boredom going on here. Call uncle 1naira about getting a job.
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he took it off twitter
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has he ever been original?Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
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is this really tfco aka Mr. copy twit 'n paste or just a pretender?tfco wrote:has he ever been original?Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
Whoever you are, you have just reminded me of the Sermon on the Mount Matthew 7:5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_7:5
“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.”- Sun Tzu
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Kabalega wrote:is this really tfco aka Mr. copy twit 'n paste or just a pretender?tfco wrote:has he ever been original?Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
Whoever you are, you have just reminded me of the Sermon on the Mount Matthew 7:5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_7:5
"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass." Jasper Carrott
"Mind you, football is not really about winning, or goals, or saves or supporters. It's about glory. It's about doing things in style, doing them with a flourish. It's
about going out to beat the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom."
Danny Blanchflower
"Mind you, football is not really about winning, or goals, or saves or supporters. It's about glory. It's about doing things in style, doing them with a flourish. It's
about going out to beat the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom."
Danny Blanchflower
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Kabalega wrote:is this really tfco aka Mr. copy twit 'n paste or just a pretender?tfco wrote:has he ever been original?Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
Whoever you are, you have just reminded me of the Sermon on the Mount Matthew 7:5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_7:5
We have been brainwashed by the Premier League that it's the best in the world. Nonsense. It's the best brand
Roy Keane: ITV 02/25/14
He says that we are currently "brainwashed" into believing that the Premier League is the best competition in the world, and that we are now a long way off dominating the Champions League again.
Gary Neville: Mirror: 12/23/14
I think Spain’s by far the best league.
Scholes. UK Guardian 9/6/16
Roy Keane: ITV 02/25/14
He says that we are currently "brainwashed" into believing that the Premier League is the best competition in the world, and that we are now a long way off dominating the Champions League again.
Gary Neville: Mirror: 12/23/14
I think Spain’s by far the best league.
Scholes. UK Guardian 9/6/16
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Then they said to one another, “We are truly guilty concerning our brother, for we saw the anguish of his soul when he pleaded with us, and we would not hear; therefore this distress has come upon us.” Genesis 42:21
“A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him” (Aesop, 620–564 BC).
“A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him” (Aesop, 620–564 BC).
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Lagersnitch...Largesnitch or whatever dem call U... E be like sey U don see black eye wey U like!Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
ps.it's obvious why many didnt get it.. they had to google what "sex" is..
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your humour, much like your music, is crappaj wrote:Lagersnitch...Largesnitch or whatever dem call U... E be like sey U don see black eye wey U like!Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
ps.it's obvious why many didnt get it.. they had to google what "sex" is..
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It's in!!
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I don't know both but I know NEITHER will ever conclude with "you did good paj".
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Oh my.... is this in response to the question "is it in yet?"bushboy wrote:It's in!!
Ona t'Olorun ngba soro
lati se ise re
ona re enikan ko mo
awamaridi ni!
lati se ise re
ona re enikan ko mo
awamaridi ni!
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"Fu*k" when you score in sex and when u miss in football
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"Oooh! Thats a tight one"
For offside call in football. The sex angle is obvious
For offside call in football. The sex angle is obvious
Bushboy's bushmen : 1.Isaac Success 2. Terem Moffi 3. Victor Boniface 4. Samuel Omorodion. 5. Samson Tijani. 6. Rafiu Durosinmi.
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"Get in behind"
"Long ball"
"Deep inside the opposition half"
"Both teams are exhausted"
"Wet conditions"
"Long ball"
"Deep inside the opposition half"
"Both teams are exhausted"
"Wet conditions"
Bushboy's bushmen : 1.Isaac Success 2. Terem Moffi 3. Victor Boniface 4. Samuel Omorodion. 5. Samson Tijani. 6. Rafiu Durosinmi.
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"It's a ding dong affair."
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....so says the goathead who got a transatlantic restraining order that banned him from begging Kofo for t*t*tfco wrote:your humour, much like your music, is crappaj wrote:Lagersnitch...Largesnitch or whatever dem call U... E be like sey U don see black eye wey U like!Lager-back wrote:he took it off twitter
ps.it's obvious why many didnt get it.. they had to google what "sex" is..
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Get off me....
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