London Paddies.... I need help

[Undertaker]

Me and a few American friends are in London Oct 30th. We are in town for Texans vs Jaguars at Wembley, we have tickets. .... We need tickets for Arsenal vs. Wolves and Chelsea vs. Ajax Amsterdam..... What is the best options to get tickets? don't say stubhub!

[Coach]

Might be the odd hawker outside Ashburton, prices set to the prettiest pennies. Eve of Brexit, the creme de la cutthroats likely to be out in good figure. A well greased palm could organise the slipping of a ticket or two from the hands of a kodaking Billy. Cheaper option, though comes with the risk of a steward eviction and Metropolitan interrogation. If the latter’s preferred, go to the Tollington for 1100 and ask for Cobbler.

[Undertaker]

Might be the odd hawker outside Ashburton, prices set to the prettiest pennies. Eve of Brexit, the creme de la cutthroats likely to be out in good figure. A well greased palm could organise the slipping of a ticket or two from the hands of a kodaking Billy. Cheaper option, though comes with the risk of a steward eviction and Metropolitan interrogation. If the latter’s preferred, go to the Tollington for 1100 and ask for Cobbler.

Dude, can you speak English?????????????????????

[kalani JR]

Best way is to be a member, alternatively you could try Chelsea_spares and arsenal_tickets on twitter.

Getting to a Champions League/Category AA game will be hard mind you.

[Undertaker]

Best way is to be a member, alternatively you could try Chelsea_spares and arsenal_tickets on twitter.

Getting to a Champions League/Category AA game will be hard mind you.

Champions league tickets are usually not that difficult. I have watched Barcelona four times in the champions league with tickets bought on their website the day before the matches.

So, fans don't sell tickets at the stadium in London? Or there are no scalpers on land? I may just buy them on Stubhub then.

[txj]

Might be the odd hawker outside Ashburton, prices set to the prettiest pennies. Eve of Brexit, the creme de la cutthroats likely to be out in good figure. A well greased palm could organise the slipping of a ticket or two from the hands of a kodaking Billy. Cheaper option, though comes with the risk of a steward eviction and Metropolitan interrogation. If the latter’s preferred, go to the Tollington for 1100 and ask for Cobbler.

Dude, can you speak English?????????????????????

There's only one coach!!!
only one coach
only one coach
one coach...

and he don't come easy!!!

[kalani JR]

Best way is to be a member, alternatively you could try Chelsea_spares and arsenal_tickets on twitter.

Getting to a Champions League/Category AA game will be hard mind you.

Champions league tickets are usually not that difficult. I have watched Barcelona four times in the champions league with tickets bought on their website the day before the matches.

So, fans don't sell tickets at the stadium in London? Or there are no scalpers on land? I may just buy them on Stubhub then.

That's what Coach suggested and Barcelona has a bunch of different stuff going on.

[Undertaker]

Best way is to be a member, alternatively you could try Chelsea_spares and arsenal_tickets on twitter.

Getting to a Champions League/Category AA game will be hard mind you.

Champions league tickets are usually not that difficult. I have watched Barcelona four times in the champions league with tickets bought on their website the day before the matches.

So, fans don't sell tickets at the stadium in London? Or there are no scalpers on land? I may just buy them on Stubhub then.

That's what Coach suggested and Barcelona has a bunch of different stuff going on.

Can you please translate what Coach said in plain English??????

[kalani JR]

Best way is to be a member, alternatively you could try Chelsea_spares and arsenal_tickets on twitter.

Getting to a Champions League/Category AA game will be hard mind you.

Champions league tickets are usually not that difficult. I have watched Barcelona four times in the champions league with tickets bought on their website the day before the matches.

So, fans don't sell tickets at the stadium in London? Or there are no scalpers on land? I may just buy them on Stubhub then.

That's what Coach suggested and Barcelona has a bunch of different stuff going on.

Can you please translate what Coach said in plain English??????

His speech is no way as hard as people like to pretend but ...

There might be a scalper outside the stadium but they will charge high. There will be some other guys who will give you unbelievable good prices but you will find yourself evicted and in police custody because their tickets will be fake, if that doesn't dissuade you go to the pub The Tollington and ask for Cobbler (I don't know who that is).

Please correct where I might be wrong Coach.

[Undertaker]

So Cobbler is a white guy or an African? Can he took us up with Arsenal and Chelsea tickets too?

[truetalk]

Me and a few American friends are in London Oct 30th. We are in town for Texans vs Jaguars at Wembley, we have tickets. .... We need tickets for Arsenal vs. Wolves and Chelsea vs. Ajax Amsterdam..... What is the best options to get tickets? don't say stubhub!

https://www.seatsnet.com/index.php?disp ... sh=1-14222

Starting at about GBP 90

[Bigpokey24]

undie, I have some connects, how much do you want to spend, I can send some folks to hook you up with 3 tickets each,... however they will charge you the going rate plus a small profit fee of 72 pounds per ticket

[Robbynice]

Might be the odd hawker outside Ashburton, prices set to the prettiest pennies. Eve of Brexit, the creme de la cutthroats likely to be out in good figure. A well greased palm could organise the slipping of a ticket or two from the hands of a kodaking Billy. Cheaper option, though comes with the risk of a steward eviction and Metropolitan interrogation. If the latter’s preferred, go to the Tollington for 1100 and ask for Cobbler.

Dude, can you speak English?????????????????????

I mean mehn...

[Undertaker]

Who wan buy El Clasico tickets? I have 4 to sell for cheap..... Vimo me the money and the tickets are yours. I get hotel room too for Barcelona for you.

[Undertaker]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

[danfo driver]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

[Undertaker]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

Was he the guy l met at the bar across the street from the main entrance of Stamford Bridge working as the toilet attendant? Or he was the one I met for Hammerton Pub near Emirate Stadium?

[danfo driver]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

Was he the guy l met at the bar across the street from the main entrance of Stamford Bridge working as the toilet attendant? Or he was the one I met for Hammerton Pub near Emirate Stadium?

CIC works 3 jobs to make ends meet....he is probably the same person you saw on both occasions. you tip am?

[Undertaker]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

Was he the guy l met at the bar across the street from the main entrance of Stamford Bridge working as the toilet attendant? Or he was the one I met for Hammerton Pub near Emirate Stadium?

CIC works 3 jobs to make ends meet....he is probably the same person you saw on both occasions. you tip am?

I gave him 5 pounds on both occasions.... we have to take care of our own!

[Bigpokey24]

UK CEs are so prehistoric

[kajifu]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

Was he the guy l met at the bar across the street from the main entrance of Stamford Bridge working as the toilet attendant? Or he was the one I met for Hammerton Pub near Emirate Stadium?

CIC works 3 jobs to make ends meet....he is probably the same person you saw on both occasions. you tip am?

Oga Danfo abeg release oga CIC haba

[Orion]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

Was he the guy l met at the bar across the street from the main entrance of Stamford Bridge working as the toilet attendant? Or he was the one I met for Hammerton Pub near Emirate Stadium?

Nothing wrong with working in a Pub. Many students do jobs like that to make ends meet, black or white. However, you'll hardly see a person with legal status working the toilets. Illegal migrants of all races have limited opportunities due to their status so may go for jobs like that where checking papers is limited (or non-existent), but I still applaud them for getting up every day and putting in a good days work. If it wasn't for them we wouldn't have clean public amenities.

[Bigpokey24]

OK, London sweet ooo.... Saw Arsenal vs Wolves 1-1 at Emirates, we were able to score four tickets in Block 19, row 4 for 100 quid each. Wembley was packed for Texans vs. Jaguars, we had a blast at box park after the game too. What a game at Stamford Bridge yesterday? Ajax was robbed! They were destroying Chelsea until the ref decided to 4uck things up. Btw, Stamford Bridge is a dump! Chelsea fans were louder than Arsenal fans. Btw, Nigerians in the UK? I just shake my head. Do our people do all the odd jobs for that country? It is a shame.

I enjoyed your post until the last line. There is nothing shameful about anyone doing an honest legal job. You should reconsider your line of thinking on that one. disappointing.


Oh! By the way, it seems you ran into CIC at Peckham! He does odd jobs there and also resides in one of the council flats.

Was he the guy l met at the bar across the street from the main entrance of Stamford Bridge working as the toilet attendant? Or he was the one I met for Hammerton Pub near Emirate Stadium?

Nothing wrong with working in a Pub. Many students do jobs like that to make ends meet, black or white. However, you'll hardly see a person with legal status working the toilets. Illegal migrants of all races have limited opportunities due to their status so may go for jobs like that where checking papers is limited (or non-existent), but I still applaud them for getting up every day and putting in a good days work. If it wasn't for them we wouldn't have clean public amenities.

who cleans the toilet in your own house?