The Arsenal FC - Related News and Devts for 2023-24 Season

[Sleaky72]

All going to plan. Set piece. Set menu. Gammon steak, pork chops, salted pork belly. Two words. Bobby Reid.

Are you done drinking pal?
Lol

[Scipio Africanus]

Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.

City look like they are digesting this ham well well, after pulling it apart like pulled pork

[txj]

When football lacks jeopardy it becomes a meaningless exercise

[Scipio Africanus]

Ham digested well well with premium Adobo sauce sourced from Milpitas, California.

[Bigpokey24]

times 4 eh? how is the GD now?

[Bigpokey24]

[danfo driver]

Lunch time kickoff. Bacon rashers, sausage, gammon, black pudding. FulHAM. Not a croissant in sight. Skyr? Get outta’skyr, naim’sayin for real.

The curse of Ham. FulHAM. TottenHAM. West HAM. Luckiest zodiac signs in the Chinese year of the Dragon (2024)? The Pig aka Saveloy, Lincolnshire, Cumberland. Pork. Ham. It was written.

How’s ya’ faith these days Gaurdiola?

My brother, sausage, ham and cheese o! Na so we see am. Lancashire, buckingham shepherds pie? Milton Keyes, Salford.... fish and chips?

Yorkshire pudding?

[danfo driver]

Double up the bacon and triple the sausage. Fulham 11/1. No ifs, ands or buts. Going in large. How large? Big. How big? Andy Carroll!

Two words. Willian the Conqueror.

Prince William of Princess Diana? Conquered by Toad in a Hole? Not a very small hole, innit? Lancashire? No, I say! Yorkshire Carlisle.

[danfo driver]

Bold attacking lineup from FulHAM. Silva’s brought out all the bacon.

Gammon.

And stuffed it right into you Lancashire mouth.

[danfo driver]

All going to plan. Set piece. Set menu. Gammon steak, pork chops, salted pork belly. Two words. Bobby Reid.

Five words - Did Not Go To Plan.

[danfo driver]

Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.

We are waiting for it. Choked Tit. Choked TITle. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Arsenal

[danfo driver]

times 4 eh? how is the GD now?

lets allow the b4stards celebrate their GD at their parade.

[danfo driver]

United, over to you.

[Coach]

@Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip. City have fallen right into the trap.

[danfo driver]

@Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip.

In the Yorkshire bread and jam?

[Scipio Africanus]

Spurs won today! Their top 4 hopes are still alive! City go hear am on Tuesday! E dey sweet me like ... Goody Goody!!!

[Bigpokey24]

[Coach]

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”.

@Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clothes at the line.

[danfo driver]

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”.

@Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clothes as the line.

bacon eggs and cheese! Alderton pork sandwich? Carlisle of the Hamptonshire in the Cheshire! What a delayed reaction in the lancastershire? Not at all, just around the Lekki Phase 2 of the Ashburton Sherphard's pie!

[Scipio Africanus]

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”.

@Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clothes as the line.

bacon eggs and cheese! Alderton pork sandwich? Carlisle of the Hamptonshire in the Cheshire! What a delayed reaction in the lancastershire? Not at all, just around the Lekki Phase 2 of the Ashburton Sherphard's pie!

It will sweet me like Goody Goody

[Coach]

The slaughter of Old Mancunia.

[Scipio Africanus]

The slaughter of Old Mancunia.

Worcestershire or Adobo?

[Scipio Africanus]

I have to wonder about Saka sometimes. Lay off that ball to Havertz and it’s 1-0