Cybereagles

Looking at United’s lineup. Good. Heavens. The bench, unbelievable. A whole Manchester United. How did it come to this?

The slaughter of Old Mancunia.

Tim Werner. Danny Kulesevki. Bobby Charlison. Plenty pork left. Curse of Ham.

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”. @Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clot...

^Second tier European side living off old glories. At the game they so desperately desire to emulate, they’re as bootleg as Shanghai iPhone.

^Triple Ogbuefi on FIFA Street

Case of the Ex. Callum Hudson-Odogwu. Penalty Palmer to the rescue?

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 6:26 pm Forest have missed the most unbelievable chances this season. Tap ins all a dem!

Therein lies the problem, not the easiness of the chance rather the variety. Get the ball off the deck and up in the air for Big Chris Wood. Anything 6 foot and more. Lumberjack. Timberrrrrr!!!!!

Caicedo looking much more Moses in the midfield sans Fernandez. Coincidence?

@Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip. City have fallen right into the trap.

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:26 pm Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.

All going to plan. Set piece. Set menu. Gammon steak, pork chops, salted pork belly. Two words. Bobby Reid.

Yep.

Bold attacking lineup from FulHAM. Silva’s brought out all the bacon.

Gammon.

Poch’s flirting with Bayern. Simple.

Double up the bacon and triple the sausage. Fulham 11/1. No ifs, ands or buts. Going in large. How large? Big. How big? Andy Carroll!

Two words. Willian the Conqueror.

Lunch time kickoff. Bacon rashers, sausage, gammon, black pudding. FulHAM. Not a croissant in sight. Skyr? Get outta’skyr, naim’sayin for real. The curse of Ham. FulHAM. TottenHAM. West HAM. Luckiest zodiac signs in the Chinese year of the Dragon (2024)? The Pig aka Saveloy, Lincolnshire, Cumberland...

@Ssebo, the problem with debating with Generation TikTok is, the clock within the cortices does anything but tick or tock. The hands are frozen at whatever o’clock, at a comprehension age of 13 at best. A Peter Pan syndrome of sorts. If one looks beneath the layers of their argument, the familiar fo...

Most of those forwards are used to playing on the wings. If this team makes the WC, they might go all the way. No chance. Brazil are finished. Up against any of Europe’s elite, they’ll be smashed. Simply put, they’re not good enough at the pragmatic Eurocentric game they embrace. Would wager, hands...

Kabalega wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 7:01 pm UK folks why was this legislation limited to such a narrow age group? And why exclude boys?

Very, very strange occurrences take place behind the walls of officialdom. Were the legislation less limited many a scribe would be poisoned by their own ink.

@Ssebo, the “of profile” designation doesn’t imply a Balon D’Orer rather one recognisable enough to have star appeal to teens in the noughties. Not many would be intrigued by a potbellied, absent necked, polo shirt sporting Uncle, unlike their counterparts elsewhere. Likely attributes: - UK born or ...

Unlikely to be a cross-border case, narrowing down the suspects. Rewinding two decades, the accused would need to have been a person of profile, most likely a recognisable professional player at that point. A simple process of subtraction narrows it down even further. @Uncle Uganda, you’re well off ...

Corrupt for blowing the whistle having assumed the linesman competent to do his job? Why the furore over this incident and nothing over Nacho’s “interaction” with Kimmich. Players have been sent off for much less.