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Two words. TottenHAM. Pork belly. Baby back ribs. Smoked hock.

Coach wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:18 pm Bola Casimero. When it’s cooked. It’s cooked.

Again. When it’s cooked. It’s cooked.

Fortitude.

WC 94 was 30 years ago. There’s no amount of comparative nostalgia that will save Brazil today. Were the World Cup tomorrow, the first top rank European side they encounter, will more than likely discipline them. Thoroughly.

Phase 2. Complete. The curse of Ham. I’m

Looking at United’s lineup. Good. Heavens. The bench, unbelievable. A whole Manchester United. How did it come to this?

The slaughter of Old Mancunia.

Tim Werner. Danny Kulesevki. Bobby Charlison. Plenty pork left. Curse of Ham.

TottenHAM. Baton warmly received from the Cottagers. Phase 1 complete. Barely 2 days rest. Up and down the M25 once more. Two lane closures. What to do with the delay? “Anyone for a sarnie?”. “Leroy?”. “Nope, BLT with pork belly jam”. @Africanus, double the wager. 5/2 on Beloved pipping the tea clot...

^Second tier European side living off old glories. At the game they so desperately desire to emulate, they’re as bootleg as Shanghai iPhone.

^Triple Ogbuefi on FIFA Street

Case of the Ex. Callum Hudson-Odogwu. Penalty Palmer to the rescue?

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 6:26 pm Forest have missed the most unbelievable chances this season. Tap ins all a dem!

Therein lies the problem, not the easiness of the chance rather the variety. Get the ball off the deck and up in the air for Big Chris Wood. Anything 6 foot and more. Lumberjack. Timberrrrrr!!!!!

Caicedo looking much more Moses in the midfield sans Fernandez. Coincidence?

@Africanus, the outcome couldn’t have been more exact. Stage 1. Complete. Plenty of pig left. Mancunian belly full to firm. Gorged on the cocktail sausages, full gammon on the grill. All the trimmings.

Postprandial dip. City have fallen right into the trap.

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 1:26 pm Foden shows them how it’s done! 2-0! Still going according to plan, Coach?

Wait for it. Pulled pork. Pulled HAMstring. Everything is as it should be. The curse of Ham.

All going to plan. Set piece. Set menu. Gammon steak, pork chops, salted pork belly. Two words. Bobby Reid.

Yep.

Bold attacking lineup from FulHAM. Silva’s brought out all the bacon.

Gammon.

Poch’s flirting with Bayern. Simple.

Double up the bacon and triple the sausage. Fulham 11/1. No ifs, ands or buts. Going in large. How large? Big. How big? Andy Carroll!

Two words. Willian the Conqueror.

Lunch time kickoff. Bacon rashers, sausage, gammon, black pudding. FulHAM. Not a croissant in sight. Skyr? Get outta’skyr, naim’sayin for real. The curse of Ham. FulHAM. TottenHAM. West HAM. Luckiest zodiac signs in the Chinese year of the Dragon (2024)? The Pig aka Saveloy, Lincolnshire, Cumberland...

@Ssebo, the problem with debating with Generation TikTok is, the clock within the cortices does anything but tick or tock. The hands are frozen at whatever o’clock, at a comprehension age of 13 at best. A Peter Pan syndrome of sorts. If one looks beneath the layers of their argument, the familiar fo...