Cybereagles

If Erling Ekoku shows up tomorrow, it’s case closed.

When it mattered most, bottled it. Just like Cold Penalty Palmer, face the Brooklyn Brawlers on the cobbles of Ashburton. “Hachoo…sorry not feeling well”. Fires up the X-Box. Fully fit in time for Burnley.

It. Means. More. The Gospel of Alexander-Arnold.

Primary. School. Defending.

Only downer is the convenient sick note. Would’ve been all the more spectacular with Cold Palmer melted to steam in the fortress. Back to full fitness in time for a penalty vs Burnley.

Flip-floptimus Prime, Bukayo baby photos hidden back under the mattress, Blue Seal Vaseline back on the shelf. Bed linen lifted, time for the photos of 5 year old Connor the Cub Scout.

The curse of Pochettino (aka the curse of Harrison Kane) carryover from the curse of Tottenham Flopspurs.

@Scip, Flip-Floptimus Prime in full shape shifting mode. Transformers, robots in disguise.

Not at all surprised to see a certain sick note presented before kick-off. Bottled it. Didn’t want none of the beat down. None of it.

Comical.

As they say if the public houses frequented by the Yardies on match day, “p*ssyol” (Nicholas Jackson bottling the header vs Big Willy Saliba’s high foot).

Midweek under the lights on the cobbles, look who’s bottled it. Didn’t want it. None of it.

Arne Ten Hag front runner.

EFL Jude Bells, ringing them louder than ever en La Paella.

Championship Jude Bellingham. Birmingham City 41 games, 4 goals. Die Bundes 92 games, 12 goals. La Paella? 25 games, 17 goals. In one season, not yet complete, EFL Jude Bellingham has exceed his domestic league career total. Embarrassing. If one is to indulge the playground parlance of easy peasy. S...

^the purist form of cowardice.

City wouldn’t want a revved up Sky Blues. And United will be a freak event.

Coventry have previous from the spot. If not mistaken, their Burnaboy stunt double loves a high, wide and handsome.

^What manner of man, R.Kellys and Gary Glitters aside, keeps a bottomless pit of photos of another man’s childhood? Particular emphasis on pre-pubescent childhood. Very, very concerning. They’re all posts in jest till a laptop get seized. Then they're the red flags all ignored.

^Get in there and f**king gerr’on with it! Whether it’s Casemiro or Cafe Nero, the tackles should be no less full-blooded, the aerial duels met with gusty and 50/50s met at full speed, studs skirting the borders of legality. It’s an FA Cup final, the injuries are irrelevant. Three toast, double baco...

Eureka moment. The scientific breakthrough. Anatomy of a gadfly. Psychology of a pariah: Curse Theory 1. The curse of Pep Guardiola for presumed anti-Africanism vs Samuel Eto'o and Yaya Toure. 2. The curse of Jurgen Klopp for anti-Africanism evidenced in his belittling of the AfCON. 3. The curse of ...

1. The curse of Pep Guardiola for presumed anti-Africanism vs Samuel Eto'o and Yaya Toure. 2. The curse of Jurgen Klopp for anti-Africanism evidenced in his belittling of the AfCON. 3. The curse of dear Beloved, ASB, attention seeking behaviour. A. Man City win the league. Curse 2 and 3 were conjur...

Dem never dash Cole Penalty?