Cybereagles

^AntiEPLitism. Blind bias. Great goals, aided and abetted by shocking defending. Facts not feelings. Let Nigeria concede a goal like Gvardiol’s and the Toni Kroos, be he Onyeka or Ndidi, is kneecapped, kidnapped and stewed by a Babalowo.

@Tx, behave. Entertaining exhibition but defensively, a case of who spiked the water bottles. Leading up to Bernie’s free kick, how far was Grealish allowed to carry the ball before being engaged? Looked like an outtake from United vs Liverpool. Camavinga’s equaliser, Grealish returns the compliment...

^At long last. The solitary criticism of an otherwise flawless Willy Saliba, is his lack of engagement with the attacker. Without the ball it’s an exercise in faultless decorum, the consummate gentleman. It would come as no surprise were a player cam to capture his whistle of Beethoven symphony or w...

Davies in, Davies out, makes no difference. Biggles shotgun front seat, belly full of metal playing the arcade’s Space Invaders with their Luftwaffe. Brimful of Asha on the ‘45.

@Africanus, peep from neath one's position in cower. First division, fourth infantry marching on to Munich for a proper jolly up. Two pints in a stein, Carling and Bombadier. Only Becks coming out are Berta’s bibblely-bobblies. Both of them for the lads. Did someone say Bratwurst mein freund? No, no...

Far too much friendly, friendly at full time. All bromance and BFFLs. Miss the golden era, the 70-80s, hands thrown at full time, both dugouts steaming in. Big barney in the tunnel. Bent noses in the press conference. What a game it once was.

Primary school playground defending after 3 pots of jelly each. Laughable.

1945.

The White Upamecano strikes. Heavens. From being made a mess of by Mateta, to impersonating Robby Carlos vs Madrid. Ridiculous. Crikey, how “easy peasy” was the turnaround.

Can Akanji go the distance?

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:10 pm Disaster

Hardly. Two words. R.A.F. Our boys have been here before, ‘39 through to ‘45. B.O.B. Bombs over Berlin. Avro Lancaster, Vickers Wellington, Wooden Wonders. Salute.

City can’t defend to save their lives. Struggled with Mateta on the weekend, tonight could get very messy. Josko Umpamegvardiol.

1945.

Guardiola has gone with Gvardiol at the Bernabeau. Big. Huge. Laboured with Jordan Ayew and JP Mateta, Rodrygo has the potential to ruin him.

As long as Upamecano is in the line-up, even Sheff United would stand a chance. Absolute garbage.

Islamic Straitjacket, apologies, State, calling for carnage at football stadiums. Heightened police presence all over.

IF i am NFF there is no way i will hire u19 coach to come and coach the SE, dude has no clue how difficult coaching the SE , whereby everyone is a coach ..smh Simple. Many will cite Alonso, Guardiola, casually dismissing the enormity of experience gained in their playing careers (the learning under...

Liverpool moved both Mane and Firmino on with perfect timing. Likeable maybe but they they were at the plateau of their powers, perhaps even at the start of the plummet. Over at Ashburton, we’re delighted with Jota’s Darren Anderton impersonation. An extension till the end of May would be more than ...

What Pochettino is doing at the Bridge beggars belief. Quite incredible.

Agreed, City have the favourable run-in, but can’t defend to save their lives. More and more they’ll have to turn to Gvardiol as the games pile up. That’s the leveller for both Beloved and Liverpool. Upemecano in disguise.

They should drop Casemiro off in the heart of Moss Side with a Liverpool Candy shirt on with Rush on the back. Fat sack of garbage. Lost a few quid but won the weekend.

Fatemiro! Called it ages ago. Fat useless sack of sh*t.

Look at Hjollund’s run there. Inside to out, effectively taking himself out of the attacking sequence. Ancestry? Viking. Not at all surprised. Bottling it.