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Championship Jude Bellingham’s name echoes around the stadium.

For the TikTok teenage brain.
Joselu:
NUFC 46 games, 6 goals.
SCFC 22 games, 2 goals.

Y por Madrid Senõr? Sh*t loadsa’ goals.

Couldn’t do it on the wet and windies of the potteries but bish bash boshing the most easy peasy of them all. El Rei Joselu.

Bayern are done. Stoke City’s Joselu to the rescue.

Made in Stoke. Scoring in Madrid.

Eric Dier.

Kim has a Kardashian moment in him.

England’s Harrison Ogbunigwe splendid pass. Cometh the hour, cometh the EPL’s Ambassador.

Game too big for Musiala? Very off performance thus far.

Vinicius doing what Mbappe didn’t. Taking the game to ‘em. Munich’s right-hand side being jabbed tender.

Bola Casimero. When it’s cooked. It’s cooked.

Three games from the end of a season that has seen almost everyone invert a fullback, Cucarella’s cutting inside is hailed a eureka moment. Late to the party. Needless to say, the cake is finished.

Was that Son asking to swap shirts with Gakpo? Unbelievable.

Bob. Saka. 1st Division. 1st Infantry.

Sleaky72 wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 3:04 pm Coach.
Cole Palmer scores again and says “put some respect on my name”

La position s’il vous plait? As was said, the right wing is Bob Saka’s. The hole? Anybody’s.

Not a penny punt. But if anyone could pull it off, it’s David-o.

80/1 on a draw. 400/1 on the Hammers pulling off the comeback. Sunday afternoon, 3 pints of lager, 1 pack of dry roasted, 2 packs of cheese and onion crisps. Walkers. £22.10. Obligatory. Religion. All tithed on the Hammers turning it around? Winnings £8840. Choices.

The deck chairs are out, the candy floss is plump and plentiful. Brighton and the whole of Hove are skinny dipping off the pier. It’s done. And yet far from over. TottenHAM. FulHAM. West HAM. 2:173 Ye shalt not eat the flesh of swine. 3 portions on the horizon. None shall be consumed. 9 points? Haram.

Foden has been a standout performer for City. Arguably their most consistent player, alongside Rodri. The pair are alone in their legitimate claim to having maintained if not improved upon their performance last season. De Bruyne given the exception due to injury. The Gospel is well deserving of its...

Congratulations Real Madrid. 36th La Liga title. Championship Jude Bellingham grabbed his 18th league goal from centre-mid on the day Birmingham were relegated. Sliding doors.

The curse of ham will befall Guardiola. FulHAM. TottenHAM. West HAM. It is written. Pork will be served throughout Mesopotamia.

Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 1:48 pm They take off Trossard for the frustration merchant named Martinelli

Two goals up at home. Common-sense. Were he rattled in the dying embers, the cry would’ve been “why did he keep him on”.

Bukayo Penalty Palmer strikes.