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ola34 · Post by **ola34** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:12 pm

Are you trying to dribble us here like man in ya avater does?

lowzeewee · Post by **lowzeewee** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:01 am

kongi the emir · Post by **kongi the emir** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:05 am

Now i know what the green in your name stands for. isay PAAASSSS THE DUTCHE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.

ola34 · Post by **ola34** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:55 am

kongi the emir wrote:Now i know what the green in your name stands for. isay PAAASSSS THE DUTCHE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.

green4life · Post by **green4life** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:22 pm

kongi the emir wrote:Now i know what the green in your name stands for. isay PAAASSSS THE DUTCHE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.

.... :: .... : .... !!!!!!!

8)

translation: he wrong foots Toure... then gives viera an overhead.. leeman comes off his line... and gets nutmegged by JJ... it's a goal!!!!

8)

ola34 · Post by **ola34** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:28 pm

green4life wrote:
kongi the emir wrote:Now i know what the green in your name stands for. isay PAAASSSS THE DUTCHE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.
.... :: .... : .... !!!!!!! 8)

translation: he wrong foots Toure... then gives viera an overhead.. leeman comes off his line... and gets nutmegged by JJ... it's a goal!!!! 8)

And he scores a movie DVD

green4life · Post by **green4life** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:33 pm

ola34 wrote:
green4life wrote:
kongi the emir wrote:Now i know what the green in your name stands for. isay PAAASSSS THE DUTCHE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.
.... :: .... : .... !!!!!!! 8)

translation: he wrong foots Toure... then gives viera an overhead.. leeman comes off his line... and gets nutmegged by JJ... it's a goal!!!! 8)
And he scores a movie DVD

Yeah, that's his reward...

lowzeewee · Post by **lowzeewee** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:45 pm

The weather is fine today.

green4life · Post by **green4life** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:52 pm

lowzeewee wrote:The weather is fine today.

in Singapore??.... speak for yourself.... it's freezing in DC.

lowzeewee · Post by **lowzeewee** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:59 pm

*yawn* 1:51AM here...time to sleep...tomorrow night I gotta catch 1naija's boy JJ wasting time on his tricks.

The Eagle · Post by **The Eagle** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:22 pm

lowzeewee wrote:*yawn* 1:51AM here...time to sleep...

Its a tough life, working as a ho, isn't it?

tomorrow night I gotta catch 1naija's boy JJ wasting time on his tricks.

Well .... you would know about "tricks" wouldn't you?

PS: Yab no be curse .....

original skeepolah · Post by **original skeepolah** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:26 pm

THE FAN wrote:
lowzeewee wrote:*yawn* 1:51AM here...time to sleep...
Its a tough life, working as a ho, isn't it?

tomorrow night I gotta catch 1naija's boy JJ wasting time on his tricks.
Well .... you would know about "tricks" wouldn't you?

PS: Yab no be curse .....

Ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!Finish ammm.........Na ocho pasenja eem be for singapore, that is what his asylum has reduced him too..(running from naija)!!!!!!!!!!!

lowzeewee · Post by **lowzeewee** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:28 am

original skeepolah wrote:
THE FAN wrote:
lowzeewee wrote:*yawn* 1:51AM here...time to sleep...
Its a tough life, working as a ho, isn't it?

tomorrow night I gotta catch 1naija's boy JJ wasting time on his tricks.
Well .... you would know about "tricks" wouldn't you?

PS: Yab no be curse .....

Ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!Finish ammm.........Na ocho pasenja eem be for singapore, that is what his asylum has reduced him too..(running from naija)!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharrap dia, both of una!

ola34 · Post by **ola34** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:34 am

original skeepolah wrote:
THE FAN wrote:
lowzeewee wrote:*yawn* 1:51AM here...time to sleep...
Its a tough life, working as a ho, isn't it?

tomorrow night I gotta catch 1naija's boy JJ wasting time on his tricks.
Well .... you would know about "tricks" wouldn't you?

PS: Yab no be curse .....

Ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!Finish ammm.........Na ocho pasenja eem be for singapore, that is what his asylum has reduced him too..(running from naija)!!!!!!!!!!!

I know say the bobo get three face.

Catalyst · Post by **Catalyst** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:38 am

Breaking News!!!

NBA Player Figurine Charged with Raping Barbie Doll

The NBA hit a new low yesterday when a prominent doll accused an NBA player figurine of raping her. The doll, Barbie, claims a Kobe Bryant Christmas ornament raped her in the toy section of a Target department store in Los Angeles on Monday.

“Barbie is a beautiful, confident and brave doll to come forward with the truth,” said the doll’s attorney, Gloria Allred. “We will see this through and ensure that the Kobe Bryant Christmas ornament is pulled from the shelves and put in jail.”

The Kobe Bryant figurine was apprehended by store security and handed over to Los Angeles police yesterday afternoon. The figurine is awaiting formal charges.

Barbie claims the Bryant ornament used the hook attached to his head to cut his way into her box and then preceded to remove her clothing and rape her. She also accuses the Bryant figurine of stealing her pink convertible.

ESPN’s Jim Gray spoke with the real Kobe Bryant and said the Lakers guard claims no responsibility for the actions of his miniature likenesses. “Kobe expresses remorse over the incident, but seeks to distance himself from the incident,” said Gray.

The NBA also issued a statement, saying that the league has no control over player figurines, outside of licensing their rights to manufacturers.

While some are doubting Barbie’s claims, especially since the Bryant ornament has no moving parts, other say they hope the case sheds light on a problem that has long been known, but ignored – the problem of athlete figurines sexual abusing female dolls.

“This is nothing new. It’s been going on for years,” said Bev Jones, a doll rape expert. “Many NBA players have been linked to sexually deviant behavior and their to-scale miniatures are no different. It really got out of control in the early 1990s when Starting Lineup figurines were popular. But dolls wouldn’t report it. Back then they thought no one would take a doll claiming rape very seriously.”

Mark Erickson, a former Barbie designer for Mattel, says modern doll culture promotes such activity.

“Most female dolls, especially Barbie dolls, are made to think that their only purpose is to look pretty,” said Erickson. “There is an underlying sentiment that they are asking to be raped by athlete figurines because of the way they look and dress.”

But regardless of the outcome of the Kobe Bryant Christmas ornament-Barbie case, most observers say the NBA has fallen yet another notch in the eyes of the public.

“From the players to the fans to the miniature reproduction of the players, the American public views the entire NBA as being out of control,” said ESPN legal analyst Roger Cossack. “Even if the Kobe Bryant Christmas ornament is acquitted that won’t change.”

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Unisol · Post by **Unisol** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:36 am

Man plenty craze people dey for this site. kai see as una dey crack me up tonite.

Especially monescage, oba and his shakabula and now the kobe article

scholl · Post by **scholl** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:42 am

Which kin madness dey happen to some people sef? What the hell does this post mean?

ola34 · Post by **ola34** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:46 am

scholl wrote:Which kin madness dey happen to some people sef? What the hell does this post mean?

This is their way of relaxing.

Catalyst · Post by **Catalyst** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:24 am

More damaging news....please make sure the kids and wify does not read this;

Gym Class Gayed Up By Square Dancing

The gym class at Park Heights High School in Madison, WI, was gayed up by square dancing on Monday when the school’s gym teachers began their annual pre-Christmas unit.

“Learning how to square dance is a great change of pace for the kids,” said Marge Hempford, one of three gym teachers at Park Heights. “We do it every year between Thanksgiving and Christmas and everyone has a ball.”

But many of the students at Park Heights would disagree.

“I hate square dancing in gym class. It’s totally gay,” said Brett Wilson, a sophomore. “How dancing around like a dandy gets me in shape I have no idea.”

“Nothing is queerer than square dancing,” said Josh Michaels, a senior. “I don’t know why they make us do it. The last thing I want to be doing in gym class is allemanding that corner girl or do-si-do’ing my own. God – I can’t even believe I just used the words. I feel so gay.”

“Do people even square dance anymore?” said Dan Wilkinson, a senior. “None that I know of. I’m starting to believe some of those right wingers who think the government wants to make all of us gay, because nothing is gayer than school-mandated square dancing.”’

“Why can’t we just play dodge-ball or kickball or something?” asked Gretchen Pratner, a junior. “Even crab soccer would be better than this. I’m totally losing my attraction to boys by watching them prance around in gym class like little girls.”

Hempford claims square dancing provides a vigorous cardiovascular workout, while at the same time promoting social skills. And she adamantly denies it gays up gym class.

“A boy who shows his wares on the dance floor could even become quite popular with the ladies,” she said. “I’ve not seen it happen, but theoretically it could.”

But even Hempford’s fellow gym teachers express reservations.

“I know I need to toe the company line on this, so to speak,” said Mark Kazlewski, a Park Heights gym teacher who also serves as an assistant coach on the school’s varsity football team, “but lets just say I never thought I’d be teaching young men how to dance for a living. I can’t even look my players in the eye when I have to instruct them in gym class to promenade more gracefully or skip higher. It’s all really, really gay, in my opinion.”

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ola34 · Post by **ola34** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:22 am

green4life wrote:...

Has anybody sagaloed any $$$ to you yet for the movie?

lowzeewee · Post by **lowzeewee** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:22 am

Now Playing: Robbie Williams - Rock DJ

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