ANC 2010: Luanda Airport Departures

[Bigpokey24]

kitty cat cat airways ..kai

[scholl]

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

[Heliopolis]

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

Classic

[Altobelli]

These Airport departure threads are so good. It's our answer to Inside the NBA's "Going fishing" with Chuck, Kenny and Ernie.

[Yoruba man]

Getting the plane ready

[Prince]

Getting the plane ready

[blackjack]

This thread has no more reasons to be because the 4 remaining teams have 2 games left and will leave at the same time

[Yoruba man]

This thread has no more reasons to be because the 4 remaining teams have 2 games left and will leave at the same time

I know but I just could not resist the temptation to post that picture

[gypsylady]

Getting the plane ready

[NaijaGeisha]

Getting the plane ready

[Naija4lyfe]

Getting the plane ready

[bret- hart]

Getting the plane ready

[pajimoh]

Getting the plane ready

God of Mercy This is just wrong.

[100%Naija]

Getting the plane ready

God of Mercy This is just wrong.

[Molue Conductor]

[stargazer]

we are too tiny to fill your ehem briefs

[Dinando]

These Airport departure threads are so good. It's our answer to Inside the NBA's "Going fishing" with Chuck, Kenny and Ernie.

Yeah...They are even better when you don't see your own airline departure!

[2drama]

warming up their engines for Thursday January 28 , 2010 Departure

[stargazer]

warming up their engines for Thursday January 28 , 2010 Departure

Wow i didnt know these midget had a plane WFT

[Robbynice]

Getting the plane ready

God of Mercy This is just wrong.

Kai!

[stargazer]

wonder if they were body scanned you cant trust midgets these day you............know

[blackjack]

warming up their engines for Thursday January 28 , 2010 Departure

so they won't play the match for the bronze medal?

[Naija4lyfe]

wonder if they were body scanned you cant trust midgets these day you............know

are you trying to tell us something? were you body scanned also? i know the answer is obvious