WELCOME TO THE EPL, MENEER VAN GAAL!

[Ekorian]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

[kajifu]

Too early ...

I hope the early form stay till season is over

[kajifu]

Make are look when we dey play LVG boys

[kajifu]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

My belle oooh

[amafolas]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

My belle oooh

[mcal]

...Rome was once king of the world, Moyes smiling harder every weekend

[Coach]

Congratulations to her, IVF is one helluva drug...-ish. "Its not a drug, its a discipline of assisted reproductive technqiues...". #yawn. Its raining in Stoke and the FA have made them play away, somethings in life make no sense,.

[kajifu]

Congratulations to her, IVF is one helluva drug...-ish.

[Ekorian]

WELCOME TO THE EPL ONCE AGAIN SIR

[kajifu]

WELCOME TO THE EPL ONCE AGAIN SIR

Kai this thread is the best welcome thread on ce

[Coach]

United will lose a dirty dozen this season. Pathetic. How long must Beloved wait before being able to oil up the derrière and give it a Snoop Doggy Dogging!?

[cchinukw]

To be fair LVG did say he would need more than a season to turn things around at Manure.

[oloye]

To be fair LVG did say he would need more than a season to turn things around at Manure.

He is talking crap...he needs more..but not to seat there and get raped by common Leicester. He has continued where Moyes stopped with the records. He has already set two.
I cannot believe he just sat down there doing nothing while the team was getting raped and abused by Leicester. Time ko, asiko ni.

[GG of G]

To be fair LVG did say he would need more than a season to turn things around at Manure.

He is talking crap...he needs more..but not to seat there and get raped by common Leicester. He has continued where Moyes stopped with the records. He has already set two.
I cannot believe he just sat down there doing nothing while the team was getting raped and abused by Leicester. Time ko, asiko ni.

Oloye don vex, yawa don gas.....

[kajifu]

To be fair LVG did say he would need more than a season to turn things around at Manure.

With the players he has?Did Manu gave Moimoi more than a season to get things right.LVG is already out of Capital ONe cup already and 5 points in 5 games?

[Coach]

@Cchinukw, time was a luxury for Moyes and should be very much the same for Van Gaal. Armed with the better players and rid of the so-called, dead wood, those sands within the hourglass should fall through its aperture with the same speed and haste as they did during David's tenure with the Damned United. Ronald Koeman lost the heart and soul of his team, has a wantaway midfielder as the heartbeat and more foreigners than a lorry docked in Calais for a tea break. There is no excuse. Tactically, United have been blasphemous to the laws of the land and if indeed such blasphemy can be explained away as atheism, then, they have achieved no more than retrograde evolution, the type that would've driven Darwin to the bottle. What was the point of their midfield yesterday? Why were the fullbacks so high up the field, yet applying no pressure on the ball? Why was Blind, a standoout performer vs QPR, sh*tting bricks up against the energizer bunnies of East Midlandshire?

How Van Gaal believed such a strategy could be employed with the likes of Tyler Blackett at the back is beyond all belief. Twas Playstation, or perhaps XBox management, all the best players on the pitch and plenty double taps on circle and R1 for lollipops, candy floss, liquorice and bonbons. For all the talk of dodgy decisions, United were still a goal to the good after the penalty. From his ringside seat, Von Dutch needed no more than the acuity of a cyclops with cataracts, to see the disarray unfolding, the sixes and sevens. Instead of restoring order, he ordered a sloppy Giuseppi from Papa Johns, XXXL, with garlic bread and full fat Coke. Clobbered!

As for time, he has no right to demand more, such luxury should be earned.

[kajifu]

@Cchinukw, time was a luxury for Moyes and should be very much the same for Van Gaal. Armed with the better players and rid of the so-called, dead wood, those sands within the hourglass should fall through its aperture with the same speed and haste as they did during David's tenure with the Damned United. Ronald Koeman lost the heart and soul of his team, has a wantaway midfielder as the heartbeat and more foreigners than a lorry docked in Calais for a tea break. There is no excuse. Tactically, United have been blasphemous to the laws of the land and if indeed such blasphemy can be explained away as atheism, then, they have achieved no more than retrograde evolution, the type that would've driven Darwin to the bottle. What was the point of their midfield yesterday? Why were the fullbacks so high up the field, yet applying no pressure on the ball? Why was Blind, a standoout performer vs QPR, sh*tting bricks up against the energizer bunnies of East Midlandshire?

How Van Gaal believed such a strategy could be employed with the likes of Tyler Blackett at the back is beyond all belief. Twas Playstation, or perhaps XBox management, all the best players on the pitch and plenty double taps on circle and R1 for lollipops, candy floss, liquorice and bonbons. For all the talk of dodgy decisions, United were still a goal to the good after the penalty. From his ringside seat, Von Dutch needed no more than the acuity of a cyclops with cataracts, to see the disarray unfolding, the sixes and sevens. Instead of restoring order, he ordered a sloppy Giuseppi from Papa Johns, XXXL, with garlic bread and full fat Coke. Clobbered!

As for time, he has no right to demand more, such luxury should be earned.

KPOM

[tfco]

he's getting warmed up.

[tfco]

5 on the bounce.

Bring on the pub team that is Pool.

[tfco]

[Bigpokey24]

Tfco you be real troll kai

[YemiBrazil]

@Cchinukw, time was a luxury for Moyes and should be very much the same for Van Gaal. Armed with the better players and rid of the so-called, dead wood, those sands within the hourglass should fall through its aperture with the same speed and haste as they did during David's tenure with the Damned United. Ronald Koeman lost the heart and soul of his team, has a wantaway midfielder as the heartbeat and more foreigners than a lorry docked in Calais for a tea break. There is no excuse. Tactically, United have been blasphemous to the laws of the land and if indeed such blasphemy can be explained away as atheism, then, they have achieved no more than retrograde evolution, the type that would've driven Darwin to the bottle. What was the point of their midfield yesterday? Why were the fullbacks so high up the field, yet applying no pressure on the ball? Why was Blind, a standoout performer vs QPR, sh*tting bricks up against the energizer bunnies of East Midlandshire?

How Van Gaal believed such a strategy could be employed with the likes of Tyler Blackett at the back is beyond all belief. Twas Playstation, or perhaps XBox management, all the best players on the pitch and plenty double taps on circle and R1 for lollipops, candy floss, liquorice and bonbons. For all the talk of dodgy decisions, United were still a goal to the good after the penalty. From his ringside seat, Von Dutch needed no more than the acuity of a cyclops with cataracts, to see the disarray unfolding, the sixes and sevens. Instead of restoring order, he ordered a sloppy Giuseppi from Papa Johns, XXXL, with garlic bread and full fat Coke. Clobbered!

As for time, he has no right to demand more, such luxury should be earned.

KPOM

Kajifu and Coach got clobbered by Van Gaal

[YUJAM]

Aug 2013
David Moyes (4-1) Swansea

August 2014
Johnny Foreigner (1-2) Swansea