AMEOBI WATCH™!!!

[The YeyeMan]

Match fitness and form are going to crucial factors going into the World Cup and we can safely say that Ameobi's place is now in jeopardy.

TheYeyeman, any chance you can update us on Victor Moses and Mikel? I gather Liverpool and Chelsea are running rampant in the No Defence League ....

PS: Wait ... which one is the No Defence League?

See how una want to increase my work load. You tink watching a man sitting on a bench is easy?

OK, at the end of the month I will do a special bonus Watch™ to include Moses and Mikel.

[The YeyeMan]

Before I forget...

Newcastle vs Everton

Ameobi came on as a sub in the 91st minute during Newcastle's defeat to Everton. He managed to win a free kick after picking all the splinters in his arse. Busy times... busy times...

Match fitness and form are going to crucial factors going into the World Cup and we can safely say that Ameobi's place is now in jeopardy.

www.whendidsholalastscore.com

-REPORT ENDS-

AMEOBI WATCH LATEST:
Ame On Fire
Sho The Critics What You Got
Sho'Nuff Average
Sho Him The Bench
Amoebic

[The Eagle]

Match fitness and form are going to crucial factors going into the World Cup and we can safely say that Ameobi's place is now in jeopardy.

TheYeyeman, any chance you can update us on Victor Moses and Mikel? I gather Liverpool and Chelsea are running rampant in the No Defence League ....

PS: Wait ... which one is the No Defence League?

See how una want to increase my work load. You tink watching a man sitting on a bench is easy?

OK, at the end of the month I will do a special bonus Watch™ to include Moses and Mikel.

Do you want to be paid for your work? Fine, let us open negotiation on your wages. My opening offer is half a Kenyan shilling for each minute Ameobi plays .... to be paid as an electronic transfer from one of my pockets to my other pocket, from whence it will be invested on your behalf in a high-yield lunch.

PS: Investment at your own risk, with no guarantee of returns.

[The YeyeMan]

Due to a request from The Eagle, this week sees a one off Mega Watch™ which takes a look at the exploits of Ameobi, Mikel, and Moses. We begin with Victor Moses...

Liverpool v Spurs

Moses came on as a sub in the 82nd minute during Liverpool's 4-0 thrashing of Spurs, making his first league appearance in over a month. Moses will collect a league medal should Liverpool win the Premiership as he has played enough games.

Match fitness and form are going to be crucial factors going into the World Cup and this appearance is hopefully a positive sign of things to come for Moses - although breaking in the starting XI will be a massive ask given the form of Liverpool's forwards.

-REPORT ENDS-

MOSES WATCH LATEST:
Victorious Moses
Mo', mo', mo'!
Mostly average
Must do better to pass the Red Sea
No mo' please

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Now, Mikel...

Crystal Palace vs Chelsea

Mikel remained on the bench. His race wan't run. Mikel hasn't started a league game since January but has regularly come off the bench.

Match fitness and form are going to be crucial factors going into the World Cup and Mikel will likely continue featuring although not starting. It's imperative he's match fit for Nigeria come June.

-REPORT ENDS-

MIKEL WATCH LATEST:
Obiesta as his best
Run his race
More ambition required
Mikelele
Shuffling sideways

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Last, and certainly least... Ameobi

Southampton vs Newcastle

Ameobi was an unused sub in Newcastle's thrashing by Southampton. His legendary defensive attacking, and leadership from behind skills were not on show. He has now gone nearly 1 year and 100 days without a goal:
www.whendidsholalastscore.com

Match fitness and form are going to be crucial factors going into the World Cup and we can safely say that all things being equal Ameobi's place is now in serious jeopardy.

-REPORT ENDS-

AMEOBI WATCH LATEST:
Ame On Fire
Sho The Critics What You Got
Sho'Nuff Average
Sho Him The Bench
Amoebic

[opine]

Due to a request from The Eagle, this week sees a one off Mega Watch™ which takes a look at the exploits of Ameobi, Mikel, and Moses. We begin with Victor Moses...

Liverpool v Spurs

Moses came on as a sub in the 82nd minute during Liverpool's 4-0 thrashing of Spurs, making his first league appearance in over a month. Moses will collect a league medal should Liverpool win the Premiership as he has played enough games.

Match fitness and form are going to be crucial factors going into the World Cup and this appearance is hopefully a positive sign of things to come for Moses - although breaking in the starting XI will be a massive ask given the form of Liverpool's forwards.

-REPORT ENDS-

MOSES WATCH LATEST:
Victorious Moses
Mo', mo', mo'!
Mostly average
Must do better to pass the Red Sea
No mo' please

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Now, Mikel...

Crystal Palace vs Chelsea

Mikel remained on the bench. His race wan't run. Mikel hasn't started a league game since January but has regularly come off the bench.

Match fitness and form are going to be crucial factors going into the World Cup and Mikel will likely continue featuring although not starting. It's imperative he's match fit for Nigeria come June.

-REPORT ENDS-

MIKEL WATCH LATEST:
Obiesta as his best
Run his race
More ambition required
Mikelele
Shuffling sideways

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Last, and certainly least... Ameobi

Southampton vs Newcastle

Ameobi was an unused sub in Newcastle's thrashing by Southampton. His legendary defensive attacking, and leadership from behind skills were not on show. He has now gone nearly 1 year and 100 days without a goal:
www.whendidsholalastscore.com

Match fitness and form are going to be crucial factors going into the World Cup and we can safely say that all things being equal Ameobi's place is now in serious jeopardy.

-REPORT ENDS-

AMEOBI WATCH LATEST:
Ame On Fire
Sho The Critics What You Got
Sho'Nuff Average
Sho Him The Bench
Amoebic

[The YeyeMan]

Ameobi celebrates reaching the milestone of 1 year and 100 days without a goal.

Make we celebrate! Make we jollificate! Make we halleluciate! For Ameobi is great!

In a few hours the bestest defensive attacking, non-scoring, built-for-pace, motivational, future president striker will reach 1 year and 100 days without a goal!!

www.whendidsholalastscore.com

Here's to the next 1 year and 100 days! Make we anticipate! Make we save the date! Make we salivate! For Ameobi's next goal will never be late!

PS: The Eagle, when will you gimme my one shillings for doing the Mega Watch™? I want the shiniest one shillings in your pocket.

[The Eagle]

TheYeyeman, it was one shilling for every minute Ameobi played .... subsequent to the date of our contract. No shillings for you.

PS: I have deducted a shilling from the 0 and now you owe me. What's with the new title "Ameobi: A Celebration"? I entered the thread thinking he had scored a goal. I was (pleasantly) expecting to be fed humble moi-moi by YEAA.

[anointed]

TheYeyeman, it was one shilling for every minute Ameobi played .... subsequent to the date of our contract. No shillings for you.

PS: I have deducted a shilling from the 0 and now you owe me. What's with the new title "Ameobi: A Celebration"? I entered the thread thinking he had scored a goal. I was (pleasantly) expecting to be fed humble moi-moi by YEAA.

[Bigpokey24]

Yeyeman, you are trying too hard, how many times will you change the thread title? nah you and yourself dey yarn for this thread. haba.. yesterday , you had Moses, Mikel etc as the title , nobody answer you, then today you change am..

[The YeyeMan]

TheYeyeman, it was one shilling for every minute Ameobi played .... subsequent to the date of our contract. No shillings for you.

PS: I have deducted a shilling from the 0 and now you owe me. What's with the new title "Ameobi: A Celebration"? I entered the thread thinking he had scored a goal. I was (pleasantly) expecting to be fed humble moi-moi by YEAA.

OK, we go revisit this agreement at the end of April. By which time, according to current projections of Shola's playing time, you will owe me two shillings.

We are celebrating a milestone, a landmark, 1 year and 100 days. Instead of questions, raise glass! For tomorrow Ameobi will return to being watched™.

[The YeyeMan]

Stoke vs Newcastle

Ameobi enjoyed a rare 90 minutes and a familiar experience of not scoring a goal as his team lost to Stoke. He won a few free kicks and missed a header high and wide. Not much else to report.

Ameobi has now gone 1 year and 111 days without a league goal.

www.whendidsholalastscore.com

-REPORT ENDS-

AMEOBI WATCH LATEST:
Ame On Fire
Sho The Critics What You Got
Sho'Nuff Average
Sho Him The Bench
Amoebic

[Chingo Bling]

Stoke vs Newcastle

Ameobi enjoyed a rare 90 minutes and a familiar experience of not scoring a goal as his team lost to Stoke. He won a few free kicks and missed a header high and wide. Not much else to report.

Ameobi has now gone 1 year and 111 days without a league goal.

www.whendidsholalastscore.com

-REPORT ENDS-

AMEOBI WATCH LATEST:
Ame On Fire
Sho The Critics What You Got
Sho'Nuff Average
Sho Him The Bench
Amoebic

How did Newcastle lose with Ameobi on the pitch?
You mean say all him leadership and motivational qualities no fit help NUFC ?

[The YeyeMan]

Stoke vs Newcastle

Ameobi enjoyed a rare 90 minutes and a familiar experience of not scoring a goal as his team lost to Stoke. He won a few free kicks and missed a header high and wide. Not much else to report.

Ameobi has now gone 1 year and 111 days without a league goal.

www.whendidsholalastscore.com

-REPORT ENDS-

AMEOBI WATCH LATEST:
Ame On Fire
Sho The Critics What You Got
Sho'Nuff Average
Sho Him The Bench
Amoebic

How did Newcastle lose with Ameobi on the pitch?
You mean say all him leadership and motivational qualities no fit help NUFC ?

Not sure but it seems to happen a lot. There's not many games left, do you think he'll score this season?

I don't.

[greg]

You gatta admit, that knockdown he made which his team mate blazed just over was Newcastle's best chance. It was a very nice knockdown.

[The Notorious B!GGESTMAN]

[The YeyeMan]

E. DON. HAPPUN!!!

Well done Shola.

[The YeyeMan]

After 1 YEAR AND 118 DAYS!

Halleluia!! In excelsis!

[opine]

After 1 YEAR AND 118 DAYS!

Halleluia!! In excelsis!

Now the floodgates will open. He just needed to get in the groove

[The YeyeMan]

After 1 YEAR AND 118 DAYS!

Halleluia!! In excelsis!

Now the floodgates will open. He just needed to get in the groove

Ha! Btw, I've got one eye on the man in your avatar this afternoon - he'd doing OK against his former club.

In fact, he just won a penalty which Stoke scored.

[txj]

@ yeyeman,

Its in the stars...

Full eclipse of the moon

Holy Saturday....

Holy, holy, holy, holy...

Shola Ameobi

Anoda champion!!!

[The YeyeMan]

@ yeyeman,

Its in the stars...

Full eclipse of the moon

Holy Saturday....

Holy, holy, holy, holy...

Shola Ameobi

Anoda champion!!!

Glory onto thee, the angels sing.
Alleluia, alleluia is their hymn.

1 goal in 45 games. 1 goal in 1 year and 118 days.

Get Shola into the Nigerian team NOW!! #prolific

[metalalloy]

After 1 YEAR AND 118 DAYS!

Halleluia!! In excelsis!

Now the floodgates will open. He just needed to get in the groove

Ha! Btw, I've got one eye on the man in your avatar this afternoon - he'd doing OK against his former club.

In fact, he just won a penalty which Stoke scored.

Congrats to shola!! oya close this thread sharp sharp!!

Also watching Osaze today. He is playing well and has had two venomous shots saved by the keeper. Has looked the most dangerous of the Stoke strikers all night and is really playing his part on both sides of the pitch.

[opine]

After 1 YEAR AND 118 DAYS!

Halleluia!! In excelsis!

Now the floodgates will open. He just needed to get in the groove

Ha! Btw, I've got one eye on the man in your avatar this afternoon - he'd doing OK against his former club.

In fact, he just won a penalty which Stoke scored.

Decent shift from Osaze, several long range shots at goal