WELCOME TO THE EPL, MENEER VAN GAAL!

[tfco]

Aug 2013
David Moyes (4-1) Swansea

August 2014
Johnny Foreigner (1-2) Swansea

and that is ALL you have gotten from this thread?

Yes yes you are smarter than me, but gosh your logical reasoning is pants

[Coach]

@Cchinukw, time was a luxury for Moyes and should be very much the same for Van Gaal. Armed with the better players and rid of the so-called, dead wood, those sands within the hourglass should fall through its aperture with the same speed and haste as they did during David's tenure with the Damned United. Ronald Koeman lost the heart and soul of his team, has a wantaway midfielder as the heartbeat and more foreigners than a lorry docked in Calais for a tea break. There is no excuse. Tactically, United have been blasphemous to the laws of the land and if indeed such blasphemy can be explained away as atheism, then, they have achieved no more than retrograde evolution, the type that would've driven Darwin to the bottle. What was the point of their midfield yesterday? Why were the fullbacks so high up the field, yet applying no pressure on the ball? Why was Blind, a standoout performer vs QPR, sh*tting bricks up against the energizer bunnies of East Midlandshire?

How Van Gaal believed such a strategy could be employed with the likes of Tyler Blackett at the back is beyond all belief. Twas Playstation, or perhaps XBox management, all the best players on the pitch and plenty double taps on circle and R1 for lollipops, candy floss, liquorice and bonbons. For all the talk of dodgy decisions, United were still a goal to the good after the penalty. From his ringside seat, Von Dutch needed no more than the acuity of a cyclops with cataracts, to see the disarray unfolding, the sixes and sevens. Instead of restoring order, he ordered a sloppy Giuseppi from Papa Johns, XXXL, with garlic bread and full fat Coke. Clobbered!

As for time, he has no right to demand more, such luxury should be earned.

KPOM

Kajifu and Coach got clobbered by Van Gaal

Hardly. Wait till the snow falls. Pulils, full tracksuit, zip halfway down, over to you Louis, are you man enough, big and bad enough? Stood beyond the dugout, blistering winds, ravaging rains, none but a baseball cap, the master mason, professional professor of the Sciences...lets see how Van Girl fairs. Already complaining about the festive fixture list. Did Pulis ever? If anything, asked for a couple more twelve rounders. #levels.

[tfco]

Jan 1, 2015

Stoke v United

Rumours are DiMaria has already put forth a request to return to Buenos Whatever for his daughter's birthday

[tfco]

We beat Newcastle on Boxing Day.

Absentees:
1. Rojo
2. Daley Blind
3. di Maria
4. Fellaini
5. Luke Shaw

LVG you're a god.

[tfco]

tough game away to Stoke.

well done to get a point

[tfco]

10 game unbeaten streak.

well done LVG

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[kofi86]

the winking pic

[tfco]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

WE are clicking

[Ekorian]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

WE are clicking

Clicking to 2nd or 3rd? Sir Alex will be rolling in the mud.

[tfco]

we are 4th...hopefully we can cement the spot or even get 3rd

well done LVG.

[akamoke]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

WE are clicking

Clicking to 2nd or 3rd? Sir Alex will be rolling in the mud.

Ask Sir Alex how long it took him to come second or above in the league

[Coach]

Met the Master Mason and...as expected. Professional Professor of the Sciences.

[tfco]

1 game, 1 win.

[tfco]

hmmm

the way we are playing i'm losing faith with the Dutch man

has football passed him by? has he lost the dressing room?

United (0-1) Soton.

the scoreline aside, we were not good.

[tfco]

LVG is getting things done.

WE are starting to click.

And Oprah is pregnant.........

WE are clicking

Clicking to 2nd or 3rd? Sir Alex will be rolling in the mud.

we have (un)clicked

Sir Alex should just come and take over.

[Ekorian]

WELCOME TO 2016

hmmm

the way we are playing i'm losing faith with the Dutch man

has football passed him by? has he lost the dressing room?

United (0-1) Soton.

the scoreline aside, we were not good.

[tfco]

classic response to a very very dumb journo after the 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge

Our Louis.

Well done Louis

[tfco]

have not lost at the Stadium of Light...in forever
Today we lost
but I still keep the faith in LVG.

We have too many injuries so i will cut him some slack

[Waffiman]

have not lost at the Stadium of Light...in forever
Today we lost
but I still keep the faith in LVG.

We have too many injuries so i will cut him some slack

Joking apart.

He has done well given the injury issues he has had of late. The problem is talented kids will win you games but they can be inconsistent and above all, they will make that mistake that cost you matches. Who blew the cover for that free headed goal? I though it was Schneiderlin.

[tfco]

Minister of Youth

MANCHESTER UNITED ACADEMY (3-2) THE ARSE

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Everton (1-2) United
FA Cup semis

We are clicking and playing some wonderful football. This is too sexy

Fergie Football is back

[tfco]

United (0-1) Soton
Arguably our worst game/performance this season. This was the lineup

We were really poor.

De Gea,

Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson,

Schneiderlin, Fellaini, Lingard, Ander Herrera,

Martial, Rooney.

Subs: Depay, Mata, Januzaj, Romero, Varela, McNair, Andreas Pereira.