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Emille Heskey was spotted driving around Birmingham FC's Ground... apparently he was aiming for West Brom...

Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere on Twitter:
"BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: I have just moved from the sofa to my bed!!"
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Breaking news:

Fernando Torres failed his medical at Chelsea this morning. Try as they could, they could not find a heart or soul!
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Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
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Nicklas Bendtner tried to leave the club on transfer deadline day but missed the door :lol:
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AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
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100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
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:D :D :D

slyk wrote:
100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
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100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
:lol:
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Oya back to the matter
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Breaking Transfer News: Following a sad injury copped by Samir Nasri, Arsenal have completed the signing of 25-first team doctors, one for each registered Gunner as Arsene Wenger prepare to break the trophy curse......
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AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
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slyk wrote:
100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
:lol:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Globero wrote:
slyk wrote:
100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
:lol:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Globero wrote:
slyk wrote:
100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
:lol:
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Globero wrote:
slyk wrote:
100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
:lol:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
whether it is :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: or not, at the end of the day its gonna be ....
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... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: for life
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"Arsenal did offer Man utd £65 MILLION for Howard Webb, but Man utd rejected it, saying he's not for sale at any price!" :D
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[color=brown]Thunder[/color] wrote:
"Man City did offer Man utd £65 MILLION for Howard Webb, but Man utd rejected it, saying he's not for sale at any price!" :D
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Its a Goal wrote:
[color=brown]Thunder[/color] wrote:
"Man City did offer Man utd £65 MILLION for Howard Webb, but Man utd rejected it, saying he's not for sale at any price!" :D
:D
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Assanal and £65 MILLION in the same sentence! If they ask them to pay that for the whole Chelsea team they will still bargain for £40m.
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YemiBrazil wrote:
Its a Goal wrote:
[color=brown]Thunder[/color] wrote:
"Man City did offer Man utd £65 MILLION for Howard Webb, but Man utd rejected it, saying he's not for sale at any price!" :D
:D
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Assanal and £65 MILLION in the same sentence! If they ask them to pay that for the whole Chelsea team they will still bargain for £40m.
:scared: :mrgreen:
the only thing arsenal will ever buy for 65 milla is ... well, nothing! :)
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slyk wrote:
100%Naija wrote:
AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
:lol:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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oluphemmie007 wrote:
YemiBrazil wrote:
Its a Goal wrote:
[color=brown]Thunder[/color] wrote:
"Man City did offer Man utd £65 MILLION for Howard Webb, but Man utd rejected it, saying he's not for sale at any price!" :D
:D
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Assanal and £65 MILLION in the same sentence! If they ask them to pay that for the whole Chelsea team they will still bargain for £40m.
:scared: :mrgreen:
the only thing arsenal will ever buy for 65 milla is ...



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well, nothing! :)
:D
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oluphemmie007 wrote:
YemiBrazil wrote:
Its a Goal wrote:
[color=brown]Thunder[/color] wrote:
"Man City did offer Man utd £65 MILLION for Howard Webb, but Man utd rejected it, saying he's not for sale at any price!" :D
:D
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Assanal and £65 MILLION in the same sentence! If they ask them to pay that for the whole Chelsea team they will still bargain for £40m.
:scared: :mrgreen:
the only thing arsenal will ever buy for 65 milla is ... well, nothing! :)

Whether Arsenal buys nothing for 65 milla or NOT, at the end of the day, its still going to be ......

..... Arsenal for life ! :D
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AJ Guru wrote:Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to clubs interested in Howard Webb. Sir Alex says he is not for sale at any cost.
Even if you are a Man Utd fan you have to find this hilarious :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Goldleaf wrote:Breaking news:

Fernando Torres failed his medical at Chelsea this morning. Try as they could, they could not find a heart or soul!
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